Tulisa - Sweet Like Chocolate

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  1. Ag

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    This is dropping this Friday, so set your facial expression to 'can't catch a cock in my mouth' and apparently YES it is a cover of the 'classic' garage-lite #1 hit from back in the day.

    I for one am completely dry at the prospect. Hoping it will be a match for LSL's U Sure Do.
     
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  2. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Oh Gawd she's shameless :D
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    No one gives a REMOTE FUCK anymore, do they?
     
  4. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    How utterly ON BRAND.
     
  5. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    It's only the chorus she is covering, the rest is a new song. But it will still be fucking SHIT.
     
  6. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    She will wheel out BABYCAKES next
     
  7. big ron

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    Even the original was dogshit.
     
  8. Diddy

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    Oh god, that's 17 years old :gross:
     
  9. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    That would be TREMENDOUS. She doesn't look THAT different to the dwarf rapper in it.
     
  10. Mugatu

    Mugatu Can I be gay in the Army?

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    I'm on my knees in anticipation. Young and Living Without You are both like relics of 2003, even down to the feeling of being forced to dance along just to stop the singer from smacking the shit out of you.
     
  11. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I keep forgetting she's a "singer"
     
  12. Christian

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    One of the best posts on this site EVER :D
     
  13. Ag

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    Thanks.
     
  14. Christian

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    I'm actually still chuckling at it
     
  15. big ron

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    Here's a teaser for you all. It sounds a shit as you'd imagine.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SFjBO5Dv25g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  16. ButterTart

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    God, how bleak. I was never a massive fan of that song, but I'm fairly confident it deserved better than this.
     
  17. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Worse than I anticipated

    :manson:
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Isn't the idea of a teaser that it leaves you wanting MORE? :gross:
     
  19. Ellie

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    Fucking abysmal. I hated the original too - not helped by the fact that it was a popular programmed monophonic ringtone for lots of people.
     
  20. Christian

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    I quite liked the original.

    Tulisa can DROP DEAD though.
     
  21. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    I get Sweet Like Chocolate confused with the one Vanessa Feltz's husband did. I think they were on the same Now album.
     
  22. Mugatu

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    It's very Clubland TV at 3am. Who is funding this?!
     
  23. ButterTart

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    It doesn't strike me as a project with any sort of budget attached.
     
  24. Mugatu

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    I get that she could splash out a Ryanair to Alicante but that stock footage of the ocean is expensive, not to mention the artistic camerawork when she touches up her own boob.

    I just hope the budget extends to a concept album full of early 2000s dance hits set to a tinny EDM beat.
     
  25. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    All Around The World?

    Dannii FUMING
     
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  26. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Her new look makes her look like that sexdoll those Indonesian fishermen mistook for an angel.

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  27. Slave

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    Never a bad time

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LptYqvCdf1o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Btw, I don't think this actually sounds THAT bad and I can't stand her.
     
  28. Chlammy

    Chlammy So hey, let's be friends.

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    I love that video so much. The dance breakdown. :D

    Poor Tulisa. What is Dappy up to? I thought we were getting an NDubz reunion.
     
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    I loved the MASS EXODUS at Manchester Pride when Sophie Ellis-Bextor finished and that G-A-Y owner announced Tulisa was on next.
     
  30. ButterTart

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    I look forward to her incendiary take on Madison Avenue's 'Who the Hell Are You?'.
     
  31. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Even Lorraine Bowen managed to fly to Greece for her Reggaeton Crumble Song video
     
  32. VoR

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    Well, here it is

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ji2qFKjzdDI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Loving the uber-soft focus on the aerial shots. :D
     
  33. Ag

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    #51 on iTunes and going down.

    In a perverse way it's a shame. I was hoping for a proper trashy hit. It's been ages, with streaming slowing down and making the charts a dull space, since something fun hit the upper reaches.
     
  34. Ag

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    Oh fuck that's awful.
     
  35. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    It's just really boring, isn't it?
     
  36. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    I wanted to ironically love this and it isn't even interesting enough for me to do that :(
     
  37. Mugatu

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    Fuck, you know when things are heading downhill when that awful assistant/hanger-on queen can't be bothered to turn up for the shoot.
     
  38. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Christ that's dross :D

    The garage beat on the chorus hasn't been done properly and there's an annoying gap in the snare that is very irritating.

    And the video! No one believes they're your mates, love!
     
  39. straightorbroken

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    The original was rank anyway.
     
  40. RaspberrySwirl

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    Oh dear! I love her hoarse voice though, it's so Greek. I don't think I've heard her voice before.
     

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