In between eating, sitting and miserably wondering what on earth I'm doing with my life now, I have just seen this video on that bizarre music chatroom channel for kidz on the television. I'm concerned it might be a sign that the end is coming, or we should at least make it come sooner, possibly through some sort of mutually assured destruction. There's something particularly uncomfortable about the watered-down "come on shorty" shit and family-friendly sexual innuendo about being DTF. Why are they rapping in American accents? What is with the "swag" facial expressions? What is with all the thrusting and lingering shots of twelve year old thighs? I can no longer speculate about this video without getting my house searched.