Twelve year old rappers make me feel uncomfortable

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  1. Mugatu

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    In between eating, sitting and miserably wondering what on earth I'm doing with my life now, I have just seen this video on that bizarre music chatroom channel for kidz on the television. I'm concerned it might be a sign that the end is coming, or we should at least make it come sooner, possibly through some sort of mutually assured destruction.

    There's something particularly uncomfortable about the watered-down "come on shorty" shit and family-friendly sexual innuendo about being DTF. Why are they rapping in American accents? What is with the "swag" facial expressions? What is with all the thrusting and lingering shots of twelve year old thighs?

    I can no longer speculate about this video without getting my house searched.

     
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    He's now an actor on something called CSI: Cyber :o

    I hope that rumour about him and his driver wasn't true :(
     
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    He prefers to be called by his actual name now. I don't know what it is though.
     
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    BRING BACK KRIS KROSS
     
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    Whatever happened to that poster who was obsessed with Kris Kross?
     
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    Better yet LIL ROMEO :disco: This is LIFE.

     
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    Matty B shares how he balled his way to the top of the rap game as he rolls with his n****s in the club, stares broodingly into the camera, appears to do a black power salute and generally spits fire.

     
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    Half of them died!
     
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    Kris or Kross?
     
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    Chris Kelly/Mac Daddy. Whichever one that was!

    Just found out I share(d) a birthday with him. :disco:
     
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    This is so fucked up, cultural appropriation using children :hitler:

    Nothing beats kids with braces representing :manson:
     
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    Isn't he rumoured to be a gay homosexual as well? Down low stories on rnb blogs are so confusing. I'm sure Jaden Smith was featured on one the other day too, but it might have just been a malicious thing.
     
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    Who called for this three year old's jazz-influenced take on Fetty Wap's crack cocaine banger? I'm not even sure if they're actually playing those instruments, you know.

     
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    I normally don't sympathise with those who think covers are inherently evil, but some twat covering Juicy really does take the biscuit :evil: :(
     
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    I can't even BRING myself to listen to that Juicy cover. To see what's arguably the best rap song of all time be attempted by a white adolescent is depressing.
     
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    Fortunately Matty B was recently killed in a drive-by shooting, so we don't have to worry about him anymore.
     
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    Are you serious?! Poor child.
     
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    This vital track unearthed from the vaults of 2012 has it all. Literal twelve year old Max Harris delivers a self-penned electropop classic about the banality of human existence, his escape through narcotics and the deep-seated death drive of life post-September 11th.



    Don't CARE if I DIE :disco:
     
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    Zu-Klara Allt sem ég sá...

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    :D Was he hanging with his ho?
     
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    Am somewhat entranced by this one, not least because of its sheer awfulness and the fact that it seems to go on FOREVER
     
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    None of these have anything on 14 year old dubstep wunderkind Sextina Aquafina.
     
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    Oh my god, this is incredible. The dancing! The internet is going to destroy so many lives isn't it :(
     
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    Street gang stuff turned nasty. Not a lot of people know that the B is a shoutout to the Bloods.

    One of my more grim discoveries as someone standing on the very, very fringe of understanding current youth culture is the emergence of this terrifying app for kidz called musical.ly, where preening, entitled ten year old dickheads lipsync to rap songs and attempt to grind.

     
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    Ugh. Matty B's new joint got delayed because the fucking feds in AmeriKKKa threw another innocent young hustler behind bars.

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    One of the worst things about 2017 was the popularity of edgy teens that look like cartoon characters rapping about being the #1 MC and obnoxiously flaunting outrageous displays of wealth. Kreayshawn did it so much better.



     
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    Tekashi 6ix9ine is one of modern music's greatest visionaries. (sometimes I wonder if I'm trying too hard to keep up with this shit)



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    They're his grillz, I think he upgraded them to have fangs added after he went big. He's hip, he's fresh, he's a convicted pedophile and he's going to be huge.
     
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    Awful. That Post Malone is a cunt as well. They're all cunts.
     
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    The new challenger is here. Lil Tay is nine years old but she's already making money moves and flexing on you haters.

     
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    What a hideous child.
     
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    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    her parents must be proud

    seriously stop making these stupid hacks famous
     
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    I think the camera is facing the wrong way.
     
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