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  1. ThunderThighs

    ThunderThighs BURSTING OUT ALL OVER

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    Hospitals on alert for mass outbreak of DISCO FEVER
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    AR: Su Pollard made Minister for Disco Studies

    AGAIN
     
  3. ThunderThighs

    ThunderThighs BURSTING OUT ALL OVER

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    Judy Nunn is all smiles after her groundbreaking surgery to attach herself to a FAT MAN in order to reduce the TAX BURDEN from her MULTIMILLION SELLING WRITING CAREER proves to be an UNQUALIFIED SUCCESS

    Judy is to write a new book about her new life being attached at the pelvis to a stranger
     
  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Has Judy got the AIDS or is it just the STRESS of being surgically attached to an obese man that has made it appear as if she belongs in AUSCHWITZ ?
     
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  5. Julie Andrews

    Julie Andrews THE HILLS ARE ALIVE

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    OT: Entire works of Radiohead "pale into insignificance next to the work of art that is 'The Shuffle' by Van McCoy" announces a tearful Thom Yorke.
     
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  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    news: [​IMG]
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    WHITE BREAD, Jude ?

    I'm SHOCKED
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Those AUSTRALIANS and their BARBIES

    My BROTHER'S FELLA is APPARENTLY some AUSSIE

    I don't know MUCH ABOUT THEM. I mean I HAD ONE BACK IN THE DAY but DIDN'T WE ALL. I wonder if he'll have a HAT WITH CORKS ON
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Maybe your brother is dating ROLF HARRIS
     
  10. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    or JASON DONAVAN

    let's FACE IT, who else IS THERE?
     
  11. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    my Australian fling was LOVELY. He was very PETITE but had a proper I'VE JUST GOT OFF THE BOAT look about him. All SCRUFFY BLONDE LOCKS and SHORTS IN WINTER.

    He was also incredibly STRAIGHT ACTING which was NICE

    Maybe he just went into the WRONG BAR and thought that this was what the ENGLISH got UP TO
     
  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I SUCKED an Australian off in a bush once

    Not THE bush

    Just A bush
     
  13. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    Oh I DO LOVE an Australian...
     
  14. Floella

    Floella HER FUCKING HIGHNESS

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  15. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    it took me a couple of minutes to remember who this was :shy:
     
  16. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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  17. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    it was a LONG TIME AGO
     
  18. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    The 10 MILLIONth copy of Judy Nunn's blockbusting "Herzens Sturm" was sold in BADEN BADEN today. By sheer chance it was purchased by the one from No Angels who's about to get BANGED UP.

    Ever since Frau Nunn was declared "BETTER THAN GOETHE" by Angela Merkel the tills just haven't stopped RINGING.
     
  19. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Oh IGNORE this it's a REPEAT
     
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  20. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It took me a couple of minutes to work out who THAT was TOO :D
     
  21. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    AND AGAIN! :D
     

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