Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by ThunderThighs, Sep 2, 2008.
Hospitals on alert for mass outbreak of DISCO FEVER
AR: Su Pollard made Minister for Disco Studies
Judy Nunn is all smiles after her groundbreaking surgery to attach herself to a FAT MAN in order to reduce the TAX BURDEN from her MULTIMILLION SELLING WRITING CAREER proves to be an UNQUALIFIED SUCCESS
Judy is to write a new book about her new life being attached at the pelvis to a stranger
Has Judy got the AIDS or is it just the STRESS of being surgically attached to an obese man that has made it appear as if she belongs in AUSCHWITZ ?
OT: Entire works of Radiohead "pale into insignificance next to the work of art that is 'The Shuffle' by Van McCoy" announces a tearful Thom Yorke.
WHITE BREAD, Jude ?
Those AUSTRALIANS and their BARBIES
My BROTHER'S FELLA is APPARENTLY some AUSSIE
I don't know MUCH ABOUT THEM. I mean I HAD ONE BACK IN THE DAY but DIDN'T WE ALL. I wonder if he'll have a HAT WITH CORKS ON
Maybe your brother is dating ROLF HARRIS
or JASON DONAVAN
let's FACE IT, who else IS THERE?
my Australian fling was LOVELY. He was very PETITE but had a proper I'VE JUST GOT OFF THE BOAT look about him. All SCRUFFY BLONDE LOCKS and SHORTS IN WINTER.
He was also incredibly STRAIGHT ACTING which was NICE
Maybe he just went into the WRONG BAR and thought that this was what the ENGLISH got UP TO
I SUCKED an Australian off in a bush once
Not THE bush
Just A bush
Oh I DO LOVE an Australian...
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it took me a couple of minutes to remember who this was
it was a LONG TIME AGO
The 10 MILLIONth copy of Judy Nunn's blockbusting "Herzens Sturm" was sold in BADEN BADEN today. By sheer chance it was purchased by the one from No Angels who's about to get BANGED UP.
Ever since Frau Nunn was declared "BETTER THAN GOETHE" by Angela Merkel the tills just haven't stopped RINGING.
Oh IGNORE this it's a REPEAT
It took me a couple of minutes to work out who THAT was TOO