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  1. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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  3. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    RACIST
     
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    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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  5. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    MORNING ALL. Feeling slightly better after my hair drama yesterday. It doesn't look so bad today. I am on the train to London where I will be there till Sunday.

    Apart from the Tina gig tomorrow evening and a Eurovision party on Saturday evening, we haven't made a single plan and I have NO IDEA what to do. I am worried we will just wander around aimlessly. Can anyone suggest stuff to do?
     
  6. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    OMG I'm getting the train to London later too! Fancy hitting the saunas?
     
  7. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    You're on!
     
  8. COB

    COB Pissbaby

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    I know a lack of things to do is always my main worry when I'm in London :p

    All the machines at work keep breaking this morning :angry:
     
  9. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    I was in London this weekend and found there was nothing to do.
     
  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    In London I just like to HANG ABOUT generally. It's a great place to just wander. Do the Tates at the very least and mince around the South Bank- LOVELY!
     
  11. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    There's London Zoo too if you don't mind spending more than £3.50 on a day's entertainment.

    If you have any evenings free why not see a show?
     
  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Go on Viagogo and see if anything is cheap last minute- they had "Wicked" for £15 last time I looked...
     
  13. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Mincing around the South Bank is ESSENTIAL
     
  14. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    SPEED-THE-PLOW.
     
  15. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    This.
     
  16. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Can get Upper Circle tickets on Last Minute for £15 for Speed The Plow. £18 for Wicked tickets!
     
  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    EXACTLY!

    No need to thank me...
     
  18. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Thanks, love! Haven't decided yet. Reception too rubbish on the train to book anything. Will wait till I arrive in an hour or so!
     
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    VoR #Justice4JLo

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  20. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    is it just me or is this hellish time on my life over? i've just signed for a lovely apartment and got the keys.

    now i just want to have a wank.
     
  21. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    TREAT YOURSELF, LOVE!
     
  22. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    WHAT in the NAME OF FUCK have you bought for your lunch? It smells like something DIED A LONG LONG TIME AGO
     
  23. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    That is because you didn't come and see me

    :(
     
  24. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Oh god, this is what i find when you work with certain Africans. Their food really smells bad :(
     
  25. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    RACIST
     
  26. Star

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    I don't mean to be rude but its just SO bad to the point I can't eat my own food :(
     
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    Phoenix L to the OG

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    My internet hell is finally coming to an end, there are about six different guys running around my place to connect me.
     
  28. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Yes but what about your computer troubles?
     
  29. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    In fairness, that's only half a SPARROWS BREATH of RICE most days anyway...
     
  30. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    almost 6 pm and no wank for me still.

    i did get accosted by an old lady who asked me to walk her to her door and then asked me to kindly go get her some groceries cause it's so hard for her to walk. damn my dashing good looks and trustworthy brow.

    i got her the things (i was a euro short of what she wanted and what she gave me and didn't have my wallet on me so i almost started asking people on the streets but miraculously met a friend who gave it to me).

    moral of the story - i went into her apartment just off the most expensive street in the city and it was grim. the place looked like there was a war still raging outside): it reminded me of the insides of a train i almost took through vietnam. grim. it's so sad how some people live in 2014.
     
  31. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I've had 3. Do keep up!
     
  32. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've got half an hour to kill before my Italian class. I was going to go for a coffee, but I could just pop to the bogatory and whack one out.
     
  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Or rather (according to google translate which I'm sure will get Sheena twitching)

    Ho mezz'ora per uccidere prima la mia classe italiana . Stavo per andare a prendere un caffè , ma ho potuto solo pop al bogatory e colpite uno fuori.

    I think I'll run that by the rather lovely Davide before the start of the lesson.
     
  34. That One

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    Kala shoulda come to York, plenty to do here! We were too expensive for him though :(
     
  35. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    We had office sparklers and bonfire lollies. Doesn't matter how old you are, you're never too old for sparklers.
     
  36. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    i've been googling how to get rid of old lady smell in your apartment. i love how many diy there are out there but i'm starting to think that maybe i should just burn the furniture.
     
  37. That One

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    Did an old lady die there before you moved in?
     
  38. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    i wasn't told so but i'm guessing yes
     
  39. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    wank update: still at zero
     
  40. COB

    COB Pissbaby

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    :basil:

    I've decided not to go to the gig I have tickets for tonight. My friend cancelled at short notice, then I started to feel shite myself (probably from the STRESS of trying to arrange a replacement to be fair :eyes:), so now my friend - a different one - is going to visit and get us a takeaway instead :)
     
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