Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Sheena, Jul 5, 2017.
Oh nothing, just a RATHER MYSTERIOUS phone call from THE FAR EAST.
I am NOT dying a slow death today.
I am. Woke up at 5am after 4 hours sleep. Was falling back asleep just as it was time to get up. Feeling slow and groggy.
Working from home today, I think I'll go for a swim. I haven't done that for a year despite having a bathhouse just 5 mins walk from here.
I've got (just under) two weeks to devise a new burlesque routine for the show I was invited to do.
It's "konnichiwa" you gaijin
Just flash your chebs. Everyone will be sufficiently entertained
Konichiwa Records Headquarters *pops open a bottle*
Oh there will be the flashing of chebs. I need to buy new pasties to co-ordinate with the costume I have in my head.
Can you recommend a flattering nipple tassle, Mel?
It depends on the angle, lighting and filter chosen. RS can instruct you on that
And it has to cover the whole nipple. Even if it means making/purchasing pasties as big a saucers.
A "bathhouse" is basically a PSEUDONYM for an American gay SEX CLUB. It isn't where you go SWIMMING.
I, on the other hand, intend to go have a little DIP in the sea after work
In Europe we speak European. BYE.
What do you call this public institution where you have swimming pools, saunas (and sometimes cruising, but not at my local one, otherwise I would have probably visited it more often in the PAST)???
Have you seen this, Mel? http://drinkshopdo.co.uk/whats-on/2017/july/10th-nipple-tassles
In Europe we speak Arabic and pray to Allah.
بارك الله فيك ، أخ دوامة توت العليق
I think I'm going to a mosque instead. Bigger chance of cruising than the boring bathhouse, and if I'm lucky I might get raped.
That's a LEISURE CENTRE
This reminds me of when I used to go to the mosque on Fridays with my best friend in Lebanon (who is gay too but we didn't KNOW back then). We'd always sit in the same spot where there would be this hot guy. I think we both wanted to get raped by him too.
Really? What a stupid name, I've never heard anyone of you using it.
On the other hand, most of you look like you've been anywhere near neither a shower nor a swimming pool.
Or SWIMMING BATHS.
I tend to just call it the swimming pool. If it's got stuff like squash courts as well then it's a leisure centre or sports centre.
OMG never have I wished being a Muslim before as much as I am now.
Being an Orthodox Christian sucks, our priests are allowed to get married, so they never really had the need to sexually abuse us when we were young and were forced to go to Bible school in the summers.
I realise we say swimming pool in Arabic too, but in Swedish it sounds wrong, because you go to the actual house not the pool.
Oh God that looks completely ridiculous as well, if entirely accurate. BATHS
I suppose you could always say SPORTS CENTRE
I wish we had more of a (non-sexual) sauna culture in the UK.
How about SPA.
Oh here comes MISS PRISS with her GRUBBY ACCUSATIONS
a daft bint who can't spell
svømmehal in Danish, what's the Swedish?
I love svømmehal and sauna. sadly no hot Arabs, only pasty tubs
Svömmehall sounds like a place where people faint!
Actually, we can indeed say "simhall", but mostly I'd say we use "badhus".
I'm ever so excited because Mandy bought us a Roku stick for the tv in the living room . This means I can finally watch Netflix on a big tv and not a tablet .
This is the highlight of my day.