Wednesday goes to an EXPO

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  1. Zu-Klara

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    Well I for one am all revved up and ready to betray my soul and pretend to be interested for the sake of a large handful of sucks and a FREE embossed pencil :disco:

    MORNING
     
  2. Mats

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    PETEX? :horny:
     
  3. Zu-Klara

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    No :D

    Although that one looks slightly more intellectual than the one I’m about to subject myself to
     
  4. Shirley

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    I don't know WHAT to do today. ELECTRICAL WORKS this morning meaning TOTAL SHUT DOWN with added fuss, DREAD MEETING later half of the contents of which I already know about and the other half I couldn't care less about. Really it's a wonder I get out of bed
     
  5. Zu-Klara

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    I must say that I don’t mind the look of the presenter who’s doing most of the LEARNING EVENTS I’ll be attending, so I’ll sit at the front, run a finger up and down my power skirt and give him ACHING FOR ANAL eyes :horny:
     
  6. big ron

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    Been working since 7:30 lol.
     
  7. big ron

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    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME?
     
  8. big ron

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    I can't wait to have a breakdown and start IMing ket.
     
  9. octophone

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    I've never been quite sure what a EXPO is, to be honest.
     
  10. big ron

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    Its an excuse to not be in the office as far as I know.
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Currently sitting in a cafe which has not one, but two photos proudly boasting that Carol Vorderman has been a customer here.

    I wish I'd seen the photo before I paid.
     
  12. Shirley

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    I'd KEEP THAT QUIET if I were them
     
  13. octophone

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    When I was in Menorca in 1990, we were bussed into a wee village for shopping opportunities - one place we were treated to was a leather jacket shop which had a signed photo of Jasper Carrott (with his mate Bev "Bev" Bevan of ELO) - he had inscribed "lovely abattoir you have there" whilst sporting one of their (zehr 80's) garments. What a cunt.
     
  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    They are also quite brazenly flaunting Menly, Noel Edmonds, Alistair Appleton, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen and Dave Coaches from Gavin and Stacey.

    It's like being dealt a nightmare hand in Celebrity Foo Bump.
     
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  15. Rachey

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    Moopy do those SAD lamps really work? I feel I need one. I'm getting to hate winter more and more the older I get.
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Didn't @Ag get one?

    One of the health centres where I work has bought one for communal use. I was thinking I might give it a go.
     
  17. Shirley

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    When my friends used to live in EARLSFIELD there used to be a barber shop with a proud picture of JEREMY BEADLE in the window. We used to PAY TRIBUTE from the BUS
     
  18. Rachey

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    Can you try it and let me know if it cheers you up :)
     
  19. Zu-Klara

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    That’s exactly what it is. I’ve never been to one which wasn’t utterly futile, boring and underscored with a quiet and truly terrible ennui. Mind you, I’m getting paid for going which as a self-employed person is fine by me and also I have a voucher for FREE LUNCH :)
     
  20. Jætike

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    Mama Jæ is in a packing frenzy for the upcoming family holiday to Central Eastern Europe. I might strap heat packs on like they're grenades
     
  21. Shirley

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    Meeting is POSTPONED just when I'd spent ages thinking of an EXCUSE. STOP FUCKING ME AROUND :oi:
     
  22. Indie

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    Where are you going?
     
  23. Mats

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    Central Eastern Europe
     
  24. Mats

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    why don’t you go back and see what people replied the last four winters you asked? :)
     
  25. Shirley

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    HARSH but FAIR :D
     
  26. Indie

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    :rolleyes:
     
  27. Mats

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    I know! who’d go there this time of year. too cold!
     
  28. Rachey

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    :D I'm very forgetful in my old age.
     
  29. Zu-Klara

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    Well I suppose this EXPO isn’t so bad: quite a few fatties who’ve clearly been eating their feelings as well as hogging on the Pizza Hut buffet and on that note, free lunch is coming shortly. I do hope there’s no gluten or dairy or nuts and obviously I only eat foods which are cruelty-free :)
     
  30. Jætike

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    Specifically Berlin, Prague, Krakow, Budapest, Vienna and Salzburg. The typical landmarks that appeal to us Asian tourists who won't put our cameras away.
     
  31. Shirley

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    God l'm bored. I've walked the LENGTH and BREADTH of Chester while the leccy's been off and all I can say is STANDARDS ARE SLIPPING
     
  32. Alex

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    Well at least you have the cheese shop !
     
  33. Shirley

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    I haven't been in the CHEESE SHOP for AGES. Today they were offering a WHOLE COLSTON BASSETT STILTON for £55
     
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    I can't even hear the phrase "cheese shop" without going full Monty Python. "No, no, don't tell me, I'm keen to guess"...
     
  35. Mats

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    I've been watching Escape to the Country and now I want to move to Wiltshire :england:
     
  36. Indie

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    We've got two cheese shops.

    Just saying.
     
  37. Indie

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    I suppose someone has to.
     
  38. Mats

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    nothing can stop the ravages of time, I guess! but yes, dear Rachey, I found it did help me that winter I used one and I seem to recall that both @Ag and @Sheena have had good results too
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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