Wednesday has a wasp in the bedroom

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  1. Nancy

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    How the fuck have I got a wasp in my bedroom in January?
     
  2. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    You might have a nest. Mind you, there was one in my house last month that was frigging massive, like a Wotsit with wings.
     
  3. Nancy

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    I hope not! I managed to get it out and no sign of anymore. I’ve got a feeling it flew in last night, went to sleep and woke up when I switched on the light this morning.
     
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  5. Nancy

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    JEEPERS CREEPERS!
     
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    Omg FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE!
     
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  7. Dark Carnival

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    *faints*
     
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    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    I’ve just discovered the hot Swedish priest and my thoughts on religion may have changed somewhat.

    Yes. I’m shallow.
     
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  10. ZenGiraffe

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    Are the wasps you see in winter Queens looking for new nesting grounds? I'd be terrified if I saw one.
     
  11. ZenGiraffe

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    Oh my god.

    Consecrate me Daddy etc.

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  12. jyxz

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    Forgive me father etc etc
     
  13. Dark Carnival

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    It was big! I managed to get it on a council tax envelope and throw it out the window.
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've got Wasp In Mi Bedroom to the tune of Rat In Mi Kitchen going around my head now

    THANKS NANCE :evil:
     
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  16. Soldi

    Soldi THUNDER AND GLORIA!

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    We have a wasps nest UP THE ROAD which is a right old pain in the summer and they only just stopped buzzing about when the cold weather arrived over Christmas.
     
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    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    I have 12 days off work. I have absolutely no plans. I need a new Netflix series. Is Sons of Anarchy worth watching?
     
  18. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I think the only solution is for Nancy to put the wasp behind the flatmate's radiator. It'll be happy there.
     
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  19. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    You know you're in for fun when you come in after 2 days off to a handful of "can you call this customer plz?" e-mails. It always means: "this bloke is fucking fuming and we've nominated you to take the bullet".

    A full hour I got my ear chewed for on stuff I have ever been trained in, do not understand, and, given that I'm going back to my own job in a couple of weeks, don't give a fuck about.

    GAH.
     
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  20. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    By contrast I just got thanked by name for dialling into a call which I spent playing games on my phone and not listening. :basil: (sorry Octy :()
     
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    I assume the one I saw last month was, I’ve never seen one that size before. Air traffic control had to clear it for landing before it settled on my windowsill.
     
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  22. octophone

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    I don't want to deploy the phrase "first against the wall come the revolution" lightly so I'll just narrow my eyes and seethe privately for a bit.

    In fairness, I don't have to talk to the punters that much at the moment. But when I do, I like to have half an idea what I'm on about.
     
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    We had one of our godawful departmental calls today where we had a minister giving stock answers to every question. We had to suffer the indignity of our director general thanking her and the government on our behalf for their ‘strong leadership’.
     
  24. ZenGiraffe

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    Really? I wouldn't expect that from the civil service.
     
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  25. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    GROSS. Surely they'll be against the wall before me @octophone :(
     
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  26. octophone

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    Oh aye.

    Let's face it - in a way, it's a shame Trump didn't get his wall built as the "first against the wall" list is now so long, it would have been the only wall long enough to take everyone.
     
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  27. octophone

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    I take that's "strong" as in "Christ, that's a strong smell, has someone shat in the bin?"
     
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  28. ButterTart

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    ‘Thank you for your pungent leadership’ doesn’t have quite the same ring, I suppose.
     
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  29. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    "Thank you for your putrid, vomit-inducing leadership" would be accurate but job-concluding.
     
  30. Jark

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    I just got some new BLUE LIGHT GLASSES from Ace & Tate so I'm feeling very LIBRARIAN CHIC for the first time in a HOT WHILE!
     
  31. Lucille

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    Oh I see you decided to get the exact frames I have.

    :zsazsa:
     
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  32. Jark

    Jark no gem too sultry

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    Sistren, I have been rocking the Neil in gold for many years now, on and off. some might say I made it fashion. but congrats on your exemplary TASTE.
     
  33. Rita

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    Have a wasp in the bedroom, got the boyfriend in the shower, woo!
     
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  34. Rita

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    We have SNOW. My dog has been out catching snow balls and rolling in it. Strange to think I thought I was going to lose her before Christmas. I am OVERJOYED at this extra time I have been given with her.
     
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  35. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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  36. big ron

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  37. Rita

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    I have the tune of PRINCESS SUPERSTAR - BAD BABYSITTER in my head for some reason.
     
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    Thats ok then
     
  39. ButterTart

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    As if our Reet would let the gentleman callers stay long enough to have a shower.
     

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