Wednesday invents Jagermeister libertarianism

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  1. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    It is so a thing.

    Morning. Why is December going so slowly after November lasted about a weekend?
     
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  2. Lucille

    Lucille Tin Queen

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    I know right. Only the 4th. JUST DIE ALREADY.
     
  3. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm still refusing to even consider C****tm*s
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Is that a NEW FRAGRANCE you're wearing or did you accidently fall into a VAT of WINDOW CLEANER?
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm aware I overdid the Chanel this morning. I just had to run into the toilet and wipe some off after hearing people gasping in the corridor behind me.
     
  6. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    I can't get logged into a computer on the floor I'm working on today.

    I point out the only available machine is el fucko and the response was "yeah, we reported that a few weeks ago, is it not fixed?" - well, given that the screen's dead and there's no keyboard, TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS.
     
  7. Rita

    Rita User

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    I have just had a bouquet of flowers delivered to my front door from my secret admirer. I am pretty freaked out if I am being brutally honest.
     
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  8. Rita

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    Lilies remind me of DEATH.
     
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  9. Kate

    Kate dumps like a truck

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    They're lilies? Poor show.
     
  10. Rita

    Rita User

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    Not lilies alone. White lilies with pink roses. I have left them lying in the porch.

    Must try harder mystery admirer.
     
  11. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    I think I would be freaked out too, knowing that they know where you live in that remote wilderness. Keep the shotgun beside you at all times Rita!
     
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  12. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Next time I'll leave a dead fox at your door. See how you like that you ungreatful wench.
     
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  13. Rita

    Rita User

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    :D

    I have singled out a few, but as Floppet said it is more concerning that they know where I live. My ex husband is the only one that makes any sense, as he did used to live here. Secret admirer though?

    PISS OFF!!!
     
  14. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I just heard that my BROTHER who works near London Bridge was out at his CHRISTMAS DO when the KNIFE ATTACK happened and got LOCKED IN A BAR for HOURS. My mother said she rang him to see if he was OK and he was PISSED AS A FART :D
     

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