Wednesday is NOT a heteronormative relationship model

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  1. Rita

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    Good Morning my darlings.
     
  2. big ron

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    SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
     
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  3. Dark Carnival

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    Be like Wednesday
     
  4. Dark Carnival

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    Vote big ron
     
  5. Shirley

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    "Did you manage to CLEAN your CHAIR?"

    FUCK OFF and take your FUSS elsewhere. If I want to sit on a DIRTY CHAIR I'll sit on a DIRTY CHAIR and it's NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
     
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  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I've still got a cough which isn't pleasing me and my space bar is PLAYING UP

    I might print this out and put it on a placard I can raise to deal with 'enquiries'

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  7. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Wednesday is SUCH an enabler though :side-eye:
     
  8. Diddy

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    Wednesday doesn’t deserve better

    especially this bastard of a Wednesday
     
  9. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Yes I wonder why the new recruits are still fairly useless after two years. Could it be that the main messages they ABSORBED from the choice of A CERTAIN PERSON to train them were in one case YOU CAN DO AS LITTLE AS YOU LIKE AND GET AWAY WITH IT and in the other case YOU CAN EXPECT TO DO JUST AS YOU LIKE AND GET AWAY WITH IT

    JUST SAYING :)

    Now someone's turned off the EXTRACTOR FAN in the KITCHEN which for REASONS UNKNOWN has to come along with the light every time someone goes in there and the SPANISH INQUISITION will be MAKING ENQUIRIES for the next HOUR OR SO

    FUCKING RETIRE YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE TIME AND MONEY
     
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    Anyone know where you can recycle clothes hangers?
     
  11. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    We have a new "seating plan" - predictably, I've been sat next to a half-wit who "needs some support". Yeah, well, so do I. OK, of a different type but the type I need is cast from the "not having my head nipped by a half-wit" type.
     
  12. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Oh good GOD!1 Someone in this office has a medical problem. I've just been to use the facilities and the place stinks like Morrison's fish counter on a hot day. :gross: :gross: :gross:
     
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  13. ButterTart

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    As someone who quite famously blocked a toilet at work with my colossal doings, I feel the pain of your colleague.
     
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  14. Ag

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    Off to a thing now. Bye.
     
  15. Kate

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    BYE

    I’m off to a whisky tasting and then Rosie Jones. <3 Hope she offends some more people :disco:
     
  16. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Quite famously? How famous are you for it?
     
  17. Zu-Klara

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    Oh good, always here for shit chat

    @ButterTart are you one of these who passes a mess once a fortnight and fills the bowl to the brim?
     
  18. Zu-Klara

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    I think we should have a nice poll so everyone can share how often they go. It’ll be so much more interesting than forcing ourselves to chat about the new L. Gaga which of course IS shit but isn’t ACTUAL shit :):disco:
     
  19. Shirley

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    I'm always on the pot with my nerves darling
     
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  20. lolly

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    YAY

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  21. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've been a bit NUGGETY today
     
  22. Zu-Klara

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    :D:disco:
     
  23. Zu-Klara

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    I’m not sure that I ever pass a SOFT BLOB
     
  24. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    With me, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN, OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET :disco:
     
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    I would say that mine are generally CORN ON @COB (:tongueout:) or SAUSAGE
     
  26. Shirley

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    Well aren't you THE LUCKY ONE with your FUNCTIONAL BOWEL! Ooh I'm JEALOUS
     
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    A veritable LUCKY DIPPER :disco:
     
  28. Zu-Klara

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    SPILL ALL PLEASE @Kate

    (Although ideally not on the recently refurbished lounge carpet)
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Yes, but I wouldn't recommend sticking your hand in THAT bucket
     
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  30. Rita

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    My son has a few of his friends round to watch the football tonight, and some of the language getting shouted at the tv is quite frankly APPALLING. His little portly buddy that never has his eyes off of my cleavage keeps shouting about how he could do better. Go on then Ronaldo, show us how it’s done. :eyes:
     
  31. Kate

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    About the whisky, Rosie or my bowels?
     
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    I would pick them up on it! When someone uses foul language at work infront of me I'll always say something, even if it's a customer.
     
  33. Rita

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    Don’t worry I have. I have advised any more and I will be calling their parents to come and take them home early. They are 13 years old, and are generally lovely boys but football turns them in to absolute terrors.
     
  34. Shirley

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    I'm going to have a KILL OR CURE sized whiskey later in an attempt to STOP COUGHING, STOP CARING or BOTH
     
  35. Rita

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    Get well soon Shirl. xoxo
     
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    Fire some nuggets or gravy at them :)
     
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