Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Rita, Jan 22, 2020.
Good Morning my darlings.
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY
Be like Wednesday
Vote big ron
"Did you manage to CLEAN your CHAIR?"
FUCK OFF and take your FUSS elsewhere. If I want to sit on a DIRTY CHAIR I'll sit on a DIRTY CHAIR and it's NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
I've still got a cough which isn't pleasing me and my space bar is PLAYING UP
I might print this out and put it on a placard I can raise to deal with 'enquiries'
Wednesday is SUCH an enabler though
Wednesday doesn’t deserve better
especially this bastard of a Wednesday
Yes I wonder why the new recruits are still fairly useless after two years. Could it be that the main messages they ABSORBED from the choice of A CERTAIN PERSON to train them were in one case YOU CAN DO AS LITTLE AS YOU LIKE AND GET AWAY WITH IT and in the other case YOU CAN EXPECT TO DO JUST AS YOU LIKE AND GET AWAY WITH IT
Now someone's turned off the EXTRACTOR FAN in the KITCHEN which for REASONS UNKNOWN has to come along with the light every time someone goes in there and the SPANISH INQUISITION will be MAKING ENQUIRIES for the next HOUR OR SO
FUCKING RETIRE YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE TIME AND MONEY
Anyone know where you can recycle clothes hangers?
We have a new "seating plan" - predictably, I've been sat next to a half-wit who "needs some support". Yeah, well, so do I. OK, of a different type but the type I need is cast from the "not having my head nipped by a half-wit" type.
Oh good GOD!1 Someone in this office has a medical problem. I've just been to use the facilities and the place stinks like Morrison's fish counter on a hot day.
As someone who quite famously blocked a toilet at work with my colossal doings, I feel the pain of your colleague.
Off to a thing now. Bye.
I’m off to a whisky tasting and then Rosie Jones. <3 Hope she offends some more people
Quite famously? How famous are you for it?
Oh good, always here for shit chat
@ButterTart are you one of these who passes a mess once a fortnight and fills the bowl to the brim?
I think we should have a nice poll so everyone can share how often they go. It’ll be so much more interesting than forcing ourselves to chat about the new L. Gaga which of course IS shit but isn’t ACTUAL shit
I'm always on the pot with my nerves darling
I've been a bit NUGGETY today
I’m not sure that I ever pass a SOFT BLOB
With me, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN, OR WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET
I would say that mine are generally CORN ON @COB () or SAUSAGE
Well aren't you THE LUCKY ONE with your FUNCTIONAL BOWEL! Ooh I'm JEALOUS
A veritable LUCKY DIPPER
SPILL ALL PLEASE @Kate
(Although ideally not on the recently refurbished lounge carpet)
Yes, but I wouldn't recommend sticking your hand in THAT bucket
My son has a few of his friends round to watch the football tonight, and some of the language getting shouted at the tv is quite frankly APPALLING. His little portly buddy that never has his eyes off of my cleavage keeps shouting about how he could do better. Go on then Ronaldo, show us how it’s done.
About the whisky, Rosie or my bowels?
I would pick them up on it! When someone uses foul language at work infront of me I'll always say something, even if it's a customer.
Don’t worry I have. I have advised any more and I will be calling their parents to come and take them home early. They are 13 years old, and are generally lovely boys but football turns them in to absolute terrors.
I'm going to have a KILL OR CURE sized whiskey later in an attempt to STOP COUGHING, STOP CARING or BOTH
Get well soon Shirl. xoxo
Fire some nuggets or gravy at them