Wednesday preferred Girls Aloud anyway

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  1. Yvonne Mondle

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    Basically my TIP RULES (as ever open to slight variation) are as follows:

    A smile, hello and / or “how are you”: TIP :disco:
    General air of having had a terrible life, and not through one’s own choices (:side-eye:): TIP :disco:
    Clearly burnt in a fire or has a disability of some kind: TIP :disco:
    A dirty YOU GREEDY BLOATED FUCK look: NO TIP
    Surly or doesn’t bother to say hello or smile: NO TIP with the exception of a general air of having had a terrible life or clearly burnt in a fire, in which case TIP because sometimes you just can’t smile after all that :(
    Complaining about having to climb three stories: NO TIP. I do it EVERY DAY!
    Cold: Never really happens so N/A
    Obviously hairy and / or podgy: TIP :disco: although NO TIP if they’re surly, etc.
    Adverse weather conditions, locusts, etc.: TIP :disco:

    I don’t actually mind if it’s late or not and would generally apply the above rules, unless it was like THREE HOURS LATE or something

    As you can tell, I’ve not over-thought this :side-eye:
     
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  2. big ron

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    I rarely have cash on me to tip so I’ve just stopped and I dont think drivers expect it these days?
     
  3. Yvonne Mondle

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    Admittedly I do sometimes get a funny look when I do tip, like WHAT’S SHE AFTER or, worse, FREAK
     
  4. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    This is the tip a BIBLE!

    What is the obsession with people who have been BURNT?
     
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  5. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I tip unless they’ve already whacked a delivery charge on. A FIVER though? No wonder they think you’re after something.
     
  6. Yvonne Mondle

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    Oh it’s usually more like three quid. However I do realise that people don’t like to carry cash in these modern times, so maybe I’ll change my approach from now on and give them a book token or voucher for a skin graft :disco:
     
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  7. Yvonne Mondle

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    :D It’s only because one of them WAS burnt! Obviously I had to instantly add it to my mental tip bible

    MENTAL probably being the operative word :side-eye:
     
  8. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Yeah, I'm with @Iguana, this is GOSPEL. Apart from "Obviously hairy and/or podgy" as I would worry a little re: hygiene. No bonus hairs in my aubergine madras PLEASE.
     

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