NEWS: Wendy Moten buys trouser suit

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    The superannuated singing sensation (66) was spotted in Sainsbury's sporting a stunning strawberry selection
     
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  2. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I think my mind has finally gone

    *addled*
     
  3. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Is she some megastar I ought to keep up with?
     
  4. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    She was big in the FAR EAST.
     
  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    But not as big as JUDY NUNN
     
  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    JUDY NUNN is BIGGER than JUPITER
     
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    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Well I wasn't BORN YET
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    news: WENDY MOTEN SUED FOR 20 YEARS OF LOST INCOME BY INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF UMBRELLA MANUFACTURERS

    She may be forced to record series of UMBRELLA-PROMOTING INFOMERCIALS singing a new composition entitled "GO OUT INTO THE RAIN"

    Manufacturers of KAGOULES and WELLINGTON BOOTS said to be "monitoring the situation"
     
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  9. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I can tell it's going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG weekend :wired:
     
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    COME ON IN LOVE.
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    BREAKING NEWS: Sir Tom Jones threatens to drop SEX BOMB on unsuspecting TUNBRIDGE WELLS unless his demands for STATE-FUNDED leather trousers and JUST FOR MEN are met
     

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