What are you favorite Expressions/Idioms?

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  1. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    TITS OUT FOR...

    I say in real life.
     
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  2. RJN

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    “Tig ol bitties” always makes me laugh
     
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  3. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    I was pleased Ag covered a fanny “like a ripped out fireplace”. I’d heard smashed trifle before too.

    Skin like an old Bible!
     
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  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    “It’s colder than a witch’s tit”
     
  5. ButterTart

    ButterTart Ninja Buttertartle

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    You tend to get 'as flat as a witch's tit' round here.
     
  6. Jark

    Jark I... know... how bad you want this

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    are they notoriously flat-chested?
     
  7. Lee

    Lee Ne me quitte pas

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    It’s tame but I really struggled with “How’s it
    going?” when I first arrived in Australia.
    In the UK it’s basically Hello. But over here people will tell you how they are like they thought you cared.
     
  8. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Honestly dont think you can beat I’D RATHER SHIT IN MY HANDS AND CLAP especially when said in a deep scouse accent.
     
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    "Harder please, Jark"
     
  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    WE LAUGHED UNTIL WE SHIT OURSELVES
     
  11. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    I use HEAVENS TO BETSY a lot
     
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  12. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    Oh, and JEEPERS CREEPERS as well
     
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  13. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    “Fuck me dead” at any minor inconvenience.
     
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  14. ZenGiraffe

    ZenGiraffe We're trying to have a teams meeting, you fool!

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    The word "outwith".
     
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  15. ButterTart

    ButterTart Ninja Buttertartle

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    The Coventry variant is ‘I’d rather boil my tits in lard’, but the accent is nowhere near as good.
     
  16. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    I've spent too much to around Italians, so "cazzo" and "minchia" are normal physical/verbal reactions when I drop something or knock something over.

    "I'd rather drink bleach" used to be a go-to but fucking Trump has ruined that one for me.
     
  17. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    I love PORCO DIO but apparently it’s considered VERY OFFENSIVE?!
     
  18. Jark

    Jark I... know... how bad you want this

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    I'm very partial to WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!
     
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  19. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Oooh if we're getting multilingual then JODER is such a good expression, so universal but with that throat J sounds amazing, especially from a hot Spanish chick.
     
  20. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Notable mentions to CAGO EN LE LECHE and HIJO DE PUTA
     
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  21. Jark

    Jark I... know... how bad you want this

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    "took one for the team" :disco:
     
  22. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    "Don't you PIPE UP at me"

    "PIPE DOWN hun"
     
  23. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    PORCA MADONNA, too :disco:
     
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  24. Diddy

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    what’s that, Pig Dick?
     
  25. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    And Pig Witch?
     
  26. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    WIND YOUR NECK IN
     

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