Discussion in 'Lifestyle & Culture' started by KindaCool, Feb 15, 2021.
TITS OUT FOR...
I say in real life.
“Tig ol bitties” always makes me laugh
I was pleased Ag covered a fanny “like a ripped out fireplace”. I’d heard smashed trifle before too.
Skin like an old Bible!
“It’s colder than a witch’s tit”
You tend to get 'as flat as a witch's tit' round here.
are they notoriously flat-chested?
It’s tame but I really struggled with “How’s it
going?” when I first arrived in Australia.
In the UK it’s basically Hello. But over here people will tell you how they are like they thought you cared.
Honestly dont think you can beat I’D RATHER SHIT IN MY HANDS AND CLAP especially when said in a deep scouse accent.
"Harder please, Jark"
WE LAUGHED UNTIL WE SHIT OURSELVES
I use HEAVENS TO BETSY a lot
Oh, and JEEPERS CREEPERS as well
“Fuck me dead” at any minor inconvenience.
The word "outwith".
The Coventry variant is ‘I’d rather boil my tits in lard’, but the accent is nowhere near as good.
I've spent too much to around Italians, so "cazzo" and "minchia" are normal physical/verbal reactions when I drop something or knock something over.
"I'd rather drink bleach" used to be a go-to but fucking Trump has ruined that one for me.
I love PORCO DIO but apparently it’s considered VERY OFFENSIVE?!
I'm very partial to WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!
Oooh if we're getting multilingual then JODER is such a good expression, so universal but with that throat J sounds amazing, especially from a hot Spanish chick.
Notable mentions to CAGO EN LE LECHE and HIJO DE PUTA
"took one for the team"
"Don't you PIPE UP at me"
"PIPE DOWN hun"
PORCA MADONNA, too
what’s that, Pig Dick?
And Pig Witch?
WIND YOUR NECK IN