What is the worst Eurovision / National Final song you've ever heard?

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  1. ButterTart

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    A white Norwegian singing in a cod Jamaican accent? Obviously, this is a firm YES from me but I recognise that it is, in fact, absolute shit.
     
  2. David 5000

    David 5000 I'll dance alone

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    *watches the choices for the next National Finals viewing party ebbing away*
     
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  3. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    The temptation is to say something like “Dancing In Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop)”:


    But the title alone means it clearly doesn’t qualify.

    The answer really has to be something devoid of all value whatsoever like “Going To The Movies”:
     
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    This just reminded me of Eoghan Quigg's absolute orphanage fire of a song for Ireland. Has anyone ever been so smug with so little justification?
     
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    I’ve just been through the last few years of Portugal’s pre-selections looking for hidden gems. Fuck me, it was grim.
     
  6. win_the_game

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    I love Magisk Stjärna and Lovin’ Your Feen. :evil:

    And ABW’s Clubbin’ before anyone posts that too.
     
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  8. Pingu

    Pingu Noot noot

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  9. VoR

    VoR Take it or leave it

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    Why does that sound so familiar to me? :D
     
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  10. Kevin

    Kevin Niet meer zo lang geleden

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    I've never noticed those women before. Amazing :D

    Probably because it was written by Flamman & Abraxas, the men behind Party Animals.

     
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  11. Pingu

    Pingu Noot noot

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    Listen To Your Heartbeat?
     
  12. VoR

    VoR Take it or leave it

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    Ah!
     

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