Whats the most IDIOTIC status by a Facebook friend you have at the mo?

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  1. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    You don't have to post names but i will as shes a RANCID GOTH.

    Alison W MY CATS IS REALLY ODD LOL THEY LOVE THE NEW BARBECUE PEPERAMI LOL THEY YUM IT DOWN LOL ~X~♥ ~X~.
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    My friend Nikki CONSTANTLY posts REALLY BORING ONES and we all laugh at her for it behind her back. They are constantly things like "Nikki is eating a creme egg" or "Nikki really enjoyed her cup a soup today"
     
  3. Suedey

    Suedey HELL-ON.

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    God those are the ALL TIME WORST. Especially when they have an obligatory "WoooHOO" or "YAY" at the end :manson:
     
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  4. jonhawk

    jonhawk Bluffin' with my muffin

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    My cousin does the most chavvy ones...

    "Candice [yes I KNOW] is sending out a loving healing prayer for baby p!! may he be at peace now where no-one can harm him and the angels can take care of him x x x x."

    :D
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've got a friend who we always take the piss out of because her status is always something incredibly dull with 'lol' at the end of it

    'Lisa couldn't get the stain out of her mug lol'
     
  6. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    hmmm none of mine have any really bad ones at the moment. Thankfully I don't really know any mongs that talk in capitals and txt spk
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I actually haven't been able to really get on facebook MOST OF TODAY
     
  8. Malteaser

    Malteaser No ordinary poster

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    "Em and her dog Ruby are chillin' with a glass of red"...
     
  9. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    I have to suffer QUITE A FEW of these

    The most hilarious recently is X is sat in his underpants drinkin red wine ! this is the life lol.

    :D:daf:
     
  10. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Malteaser No ordinary poster

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  12. jørgen

    jørgen User

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    My cousins updates, usually. Today's is "gunna play fukin mint 2day !!!"

    I've asked him repeatedly to learn English.
     
  13. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    One girl I know has joined about 20 'Death to Baby P's mum if ever I meet you I'm going to kill you' type groups
     
  14. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Wife

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    "x is going to hooters tonight :)"
    :manson:
     
  15. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Usually it's my cousin's status about his girlfriend "I don't want to dream anymore, I want you to make my fly, to tell me you love me"

    :)
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I've got a girl I went to school with who changes her facebook status to "in a relationship" every time she goes on a date...
     
  17. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    And an ex on msn has "Andy- broken" because he split up with his boyfriend about 3 weeks ago and hasn't been online since

    Which is annoying the CUNT out of me as he is top of my MSN list and every time I log on I sing "It occurs to me you might be broken" by Bertine Zetlitz and it gets lodged into my head...
     
  19. jørgen

    jørgen User

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    :D

    I'd quite like to be that self-delusional, I think.
     
  20. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Her statuses are always "Louise is seeing someone very special on Sat night xxx" as well...when it's her THIRD DATE or something

    It's QUITE RIDICULOUS
     
  21. jørgen

    jørgen User

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    Does she not think that the dates are going to SEE this?
     
  22. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    My friend Helen's the same - there must be ten new Baby P groups every day and she's joined all of them.
     
  23. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Wife

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    "today I was walking in the street when it rained even though I was wet I thought the experience rather romantic"
     
  24. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Well this is probably the reason why we also get a "Louise is gutted, she never thought it would end this way :( " message at least once a fortnight too...
     
  25. jørgen

    jørgen User

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    :D She's the only one who did never think it would end that way.
     
  26. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    Not on the retarded status but just general retardedness, I've just been chatting to someone I've not seen for a good 7/8 years, I happened to mention a mutual friend had got married this summer - who was his best mate at one point before naturally drifting away from him (as you DO as kids) and seeing more of me and my mate.

    His reply: He dropped me when he became friends with X. Probably felt he needed a better class of friend.

    Bloody hell, CHIP ON SHOULDER MUCH? It's been 10 years!
     
  27. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    "THE AMAs is COMING"

    I commented: YEAH and!

    He Responded: GET READY!

    I Commented: FOR WHAT?

    HE RESPONDED: FOR THE AMAs.
     
  28. Alex

    Alex Go fish

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    Rachel managed to buy boots, trousers, tops, belts and a coat, all for work and ALL in Peacocks. Got to love the cheap shops during the credit crunch and all that :).
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I did CHUCKLE at that. Like she ever shops anywhere else anyway...
     
  30. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    Harrods were missing her custom I heard
     
  31. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    :Oi:

    I SHOP AT NEXT SOMETIMES
     
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  32. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    is slightly terrified by Smell's apparent lack of common sense, considering she just watched him staple his balls.
     
  33. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    My friends don’t seem to have any weird ones. But I do have one who constantly invites me to groups and petitions for whatever bandwagon Sun campaign is going on (e.g. Baby P). Silly cow doesn’t even live in the UK any more.
     
  34. That One

    That One User

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    Danny Golden hasnt even got changed outa his jamers lol... am such a lazy fuk.
     
  35. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    Oh, I DO have a bunch of old school friends who I haven’t seen in 10 years and predictably every Friday they’re on about binge drinking, then hungover all weekend, and all their photos are them off their faces. I can’t access Facebook at work to see now.
     
  36. Emma

    Emma x-o-x-o

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    I've got a friend who's in a long term relationship and they have a 2 and a half year old son, and every time they have a row she changes her status to "is single" :manson:
     
  37. Raucous Bitch

    Raucous Bitch Apparently, Winter is Coming

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    "X is on her laptop. Yay for being able to watch tv and be online at same time now lol."
     
  38. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    EURGH.

    I absolutely hate statuses (is that a word?) like that.

    Like when Heath Ledger died and EVERYONE suddenly decided they adored him and were devastated he had gone, and all the statuses read something like "R.I.P Heath, You were amazing, will miss you". :manson:

    Whilst what happened to Baby P is appalling, I hate all the bandwagon jumpers who join the Facebook groups ect.
     
  39. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Ive just realised I have more to say on this Facebook thing.

    I have a friend on there who is married to someone whose surname is King, he is in the army and often away.

    Her status changes ALL the time to things like "XX Misses her King, but your Queen is waiting patiently in our palace for your return".

    I used to CRINGE at all of that, but recently i have found it rather sweet and romantic, she misses him loads and i think Facebook is one of the only ways they get to communicate.

    Aawww.
     
  40. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    One from my OWN SISTER:
    Wants to know 'where do squirrels sleep?' any ideas plz let me know. X.
    :manson:
     

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