Whats the most IDIOTIC status by a Facebook friend you have at the mo?

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  1. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    If only there were some way to avoid the thing that gives you the allergic reaction. I imagine it was more "HERE EAT THIS so PROUD FULL-TIME MUMMY can get some likes".
     
  2. Lucille

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    Can someone figure out the system whereby she decides to capitalise a word?
     
  3. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    A 'be like Bob' meme. About snow.
     
  4. big ron

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    Hi 2016
     
  5. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    OMG. One of my friends just shared this...

    Today is a very interesting day with Trump becoming the president of the US. And I am so happy to see that many of you are beginning to adhere to the galactic principle of BEing and are realizing that you have the power, and are responsible for the type of energy you send into this world. So thank you so much for doing that!

    However, Some of you are being overwhelmed with negative emotions towards this man and what he represents for you in your mind. However, these emotions, feelings and negative words are first and foremost effecting YOU. because your mind cannot tell the difference between the emotions and feelings towards another and perceives whatever you feel and say as if you are saying it to your very own self.

    Your cells are listening intently and begin to then behave according to your thought processes manifesting various disturbances in your energy field and physical body. And so it is very important to banish such thoughts, as they truly are causing most disturbance in your own energy field. Furthermore by fueling your anger towards this situation you are giving your power away to the lower frequencies and are inviting various not so pleasant events into your life.

    So it is of high importance right now, to change the way that you feel about this situation , no matter how hard it may be for some of you and shift your focus onto the positive aspects of this change. Center yourself and think is it truly as bad as you perceive it to be? If you can't help but feel these negative emotions I suggest that you use flower essence WALNUT which helps to put a "blanket of defense against negativity and helps one to disengage from the situation".

    I love you all very much and am sending you brilliant loving light to fill your hearts with LOVE, PEACE, HARMONY, BALANCE to help you LET GO and transmute the negative energies into positive ones.

    Let us remember that WORDS are SOWRDS to be used WISELY. For information no how to let go you can visit my blog where I talk extensively on this subject. https://sacredascensionmerkaba.com
     
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  6. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Christ, what a cunt.
     
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  7. Steptacular

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    WORDS are SOWRDS :D
     
  8. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    Flower essence WALNUT :D
     
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  9. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Angela Merkel to send care packages of walnut whips and positive vibes to the middle east to end the refugee crisis.
     
  10. Mel

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    Oh PLEASE. He made the choice to remove himself from adult life and go live in a mobile home at the end of his rich great-uncle's land/ We don't lose our nerve endings because of that.
     
  11. Mel

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    And if my insulated, central-heated house that I pay rent and bills for is STILL freezing then I have every right to complain about my money being wasted.
     
  12. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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  13. big ron

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    What if your baby smokes?
     
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  14. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Yeah, the only way to keep some sprogs quiet is with a few beers. 'Sake.
     
  15. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    And I don't want to be the only father at the school gate without an asymmetric bob. Whoever wrote this has NO IDEA about raising a child.
     
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  16. Zu-Klara

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    What a load of old rubbish. I used to gladly nibble on Max Factor Crème Puff as a child and there's quite clearly nothing wrong with ME!
     
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  17. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    With accompanying Daily Fail article that only tells half the story.
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    The family in the photo live in CANADA
    http://www.kentlive.news/a-syrian-r...-campaigning/story-30200206-detail/story.html
    But the six-bedroom house in Eynsford, which the district council cannot disclose the full address of, has been empty since February 2016 and West Kent Housing Association, which manages the property, has been unable to identify a local housing need for it
     
  18. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I foolishly thought those "are you BRAVE enough to share this poorly-cropped photo of some immigrants" memes might have dried up a bit since current political discourse basically seems a few steps away from SEND EM ALL OFF TO THE CAMPS.
     
  19. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    OH I see the York Lesbians are engaged again. God bless us every one <3
     
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  20. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    When you've got a relationship that stable and trusting, why wouldn't you put a ring on it?
     
  21. Ag

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    This defies fucking everything. So not literally on my FB, but I have 8 mutual friends with her and I think a vaguely remember her from back in the day and many of my friends are talking about it.... She's chopped her little off as any act of BODY MODIFICATION:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...-little-finger-9925825#ICID=sharebar_facebook

    You can see her FB wall by searching her name. I've never seen anything like it.
     
  22. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Holy fucking shitbiscuits.
     
  23. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    I saw something similar on Reddit a few weeks ago. I'm all for alternative lifestyles but some people just want shooting.
     
  24. Mel

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    EURGHHHHHHHH!!!
     
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  25. Zu-Klara

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    I did SORT OF see what she means about it being "cute" until I saw the bloody bog roll and the sawn-off fingertip and JUST NO
     
  26. Ag

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    She must have cut through bone and muscle. EWWW.
     
  27. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    I've just been fb stalking her. She's a strange one!
     
  28. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Did she have some sort of anaesthetic? (I couldn't read any further as it was making me feel ill)

    Her octopus rape tattoo is almost WORSE.
     
  29. Ag

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    Sadly I know little about her. Not that I can't find out...
     
  30. Marilyn

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    As I believe they say in the UK: boak
     
  31. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Oh the octopus tattoo is unbelievable!
     
  32. big ron

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    Amazing.
     
  33. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I would love to inhabit the mind of someone that sees their FLAILING NUB as a cute and quirky fashion accessory. I'd put the top half on a necklace or even on an earring to really nail this season's hot new deranged barbarian look.
     
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  34. Lucille

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    Am I alone in QUTE LIKING the octopus tattoo? I mean the concept, that particular one looks awful.
     
  35. Lucille

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    But no the nub is just DERANGED, almost as bad as calling yourself TORZ.
     
  36. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    I hope it goes septic :angel:
     
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  37. Mel

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    Boak is EXACTLY the right word to use here.

    (Although I've only heard it said in NI)
     
  38. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    Terry Nutkins chic
     
  39. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What's the latest round of ♡ about?
     
  40. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I very rarely post status updates. So what's with this new (well, not THAT new, actually) thing where updates come up much larger in a brightly coloured box? Do people CHOOSE to post it like that to make them more noticeable?
     

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