Whats the most IDIOTIC status by a Facebook friend you have at the mo?

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  1. Lunar Foetus

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  2. rural juror

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    is EVERYBODY doing this 5th line on 2nd page whatnot stuff now? :zombie:
     
  3. Lunar Foetus

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    What?
     
  4. rural juror

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    Rules:
    * Grab the book closest to you. Now.
    * Go to page 56.
    * Find the 5th sentence.
    * Write that sentence as your status.
    * Copy these instructions as a comment to your status.
    * Don't go looking for your favourite book, or the coolest one you have -- just grab the closest one.
     
  5. Lunar Foetus

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    If any cock I knew did that, I'd have a word or six.
     
  6. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I've just seen the exact same thing. It's like a virus
     
  7. rural juror

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    its EVERYWHERE
     
  8. Floppet

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    I just went to do this but page 56 is a blank page.
     
  9. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'll do it and post it here, then consider it for facebook
     
  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    'Pay is a dissatisfier and not a motivator'
     
  11. Floppet

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    Next nearest book:
    But there are stranger mysteries of identity
     
  12. Floppet

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    None of my 23 friends have done it. I only have sensible friends though.
     
  13. rural juror

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    then you are blessed
     
  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    This must explain the wanky motivational phrases one of my chavvy 'friends' has. She's obviously sat closest to the Geri Halliwell guide to self improvement.
     
  15. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    lolly, let's swap friends
     
  16. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    It's TERRIBLE. The sort of thing you thought had long been banished to a chain mail
     
  17. swangali

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    i really want to look in the Alan Carr book as it's my nearest book and I think it could be quite funny :D :shy:
     
  18. Alex

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    "Stéphane DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE."

    Yes I am THAT CLOSE to doing that very thing
     
  19. swangali

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    "I never dressed up as him"

    oh :(
     
  20. Sild

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    DO IT ALEX
     
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  21. swangali

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    I much prefer sentence 1 from page 56:

    "I went off Gloria when she suffered spinal injuries in that coach crash, not because she was nearly crippled or anything, it's because I realised she was shit"
     
  22. Kate

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  23. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    I've just changed facebook language to English (pirate). The novelty hasn't worn off yet.
     
  24. Floppet

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    It will soon. I lasted about a fortnight with it. Yarr.
     
  25. Lunar Foetus

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    Shane can't believe it was so easy to turn his radiator on, so why have I been sat in the cold for weeks??3 minutes ago

    Jesus.
     
  26. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Chris gratias Deo agit, pro innumerabilibus donis ejus. (21 minutes ago)
     
  27. Kate

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    ... is feeling very lucky, gorgeous son, fab husband, cute but mad dog and 2 lovely ponies xx.

    NO NEED TO BOAST
     
  28. Dr Lecter

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    PONIES are illegal
     
  29. Rachey

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    Maybe I dont like this status because im jealous...but still, theres some things that the whole of facebook dont need to know -

    ..... is guna get back in shape big time starting wi lots of sex sex and more sex...who says u dnt get it when ur married,lol x

    And on his wall she has written -

    Sir Vincealot.... we got rumpy pumpy to do,lol xx
     
  30. Kate

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  31. Indie

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    should not have agreed to go to the work Christmas party when it's the same night as The X Factor final :(.

    is not going to see tom 17days after today :( :( :( love him lots xx.
     
  32. Rachey

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  33. wendy the goat

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    Alison IF THERE IS NO JOYOUS WAY TO GIVE A FESTIVE GIFT, GIVE LOVE AWAY ~X~♥ ~X~.

    Oh CUNT OFF :manson:
     
  34. Indie

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    RETARDED
     
  35. Rachey

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    SHUT IT INDIE.

    Im upset about it :(
     
  36. Sild

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    x X x X x Thinking Of You Always Rob, Rest In Peace x X x X x

    It's not so much THAT, more because she's posted it three times in two days. YES WE GET THE MESSAGE
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    JLS TO WIN COME ON TEAM WALSH LOL XXXXXXXXXXXXX.
     
  38. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    has got a bit of a headache now too much pernod lol
     
  39. Sild

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    And now a FOURTH variation on the theme. She's gone on my Less About... list on News Feed
     
  40. Kate

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    x is in Bermuda!

    GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR GOD'S SAKE
     

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