I personally don't really pay attention to stuff like this all that much, but some of the descriptions can be very accurate. Does anyone here refer to horoscopes or anything like that?
Maybe this can be recycled for next year's Eurovision. I'd love to hear Nadine Coyle take on SAGITTARIUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS [video=youtube;SiTDLI9Hk-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiTDLI9Hk-4[/video] How lovely to see Rose-Marie in her prime. She really was the Irish Cher.
Cornholio. This means I have toes and an indifference towards staplers. 2015 is going to be a year where some things happen involving pavements, due to Platypus rising in Clunge Major.
Zebra means I have fiery IDB but a kind rectum. If I'm in a relationship. Next Sunday Fungal Infection enters Kala's Wounds offering prosperity regarding a can.
I am actually an Aries who are supposed to be sporty arrogant jocks who love taking charge. So it was not difficult for me to realise that it is all a crock of rhino shit.
That would explain your childish behaviour in this thread and your ignorance towards the science that astrology is.
I'm a Capricorn, don't know what that means but I believe I'm better than most people I know. Also I'm gay.
I know it's a CROCK OF SHIT, but I worked with a guy who was very into it who would always have an astrological solution to all my problems. I'd say I was having a weird week and he'd be like 'babes, mercury is rising this week, it's always a weird time'. Saying that I'm a Leo, with a large proportion of Leo friends who all exhibit the CLASSIC traits. A GOODTIME mix of of being hugely GREGARIOUS whilst dangerously INSECURE.
This is almost as good as the time Edward called me a racist for not being keen on the spiritual aspects of yoga.
Because it's FUN and because you have one of the best signs ever? You get to have the sun as your planet, fire as your element and the king of the animal kingdom as your sign. What else do you want?
Well being a Lion called Leo is obviously awesome. But I was expecting more of explanation of how space actually changes our mood sets and the time of birth actually is relevant our entire lives.
Just wait until I get home and have access to my sextrology book. I'll reveal all your dirty secrets and perversions.
Oh I share an office with the sort of people who will SWAN IN and declare triumphantly that we're in MERCURY RETROGRADE like thats a real fucking thing. NO.
I've known people who believed digit combinations on number plates were messages from angels, and perhaps even more offensively, people who thought reiki was a real thing that worked
My mum went through an ear candle phase which she thankfully looks back on with shame now. Is there anything more stupid (not to mention BORING) than lying on the couch with a candle sticking out of your ear? Imagine if aliens were spying on us and saw someone doing that.
This thread makes me want to have a hunt for that Des'ree blog I've heard so much about (via moopy of course).
Lucky bastard. I'm CANCER, my animal is a horrifying armoured sea spider who shares a name with pubic lice. We too have a non-planet as our planet but it's the moon (actually that's cool even if it's the smallest one going). And we are just sensitive little wet lettuces.
