What's your star sign?

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What's your star sign?

  1. Aries

    8.2%
  2. Taurus

    8.2%
  3. Gemini

    8.2%
  4. Cancer

    9.6%
  5. Leo

    8.2%
  6. Virgo

    4.1%
  7. Libra

    2.7%
  8. Scorpio

    8.2%
  9. Sagittarius

    4.1%
  10. Capricorn

    11.0%
  11. Aquarius

    2.7%
  12. Pisces

    9.6%
  13. What is this shit?

    15.1%
  1. RaspberrySwirl

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    It looks like the water signs are the filthiest. Gay Pisces men are into:

    Married men, daddies, bears, suits and dress socks, skinheads, latex, scat, sailors, rough trade, (passive) torture, cross-dressing, nylons, enemas and blindfolds. :disco:


    :D!

    Active teabagging I guess means you're the one who's dipping your teabag in someone.
     
  2. graves

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    Is anyone NOT into scat yet? :(
     
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  3. graves

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    My sun sign is in Aries but my moon sign and ascendant both in Scorpio. ANALYSIS PLEASE.
     
  4. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    Pisces' 'Key Life Phrase' is "I Sacrifice". FUCK OFF.
     
  5. Mats

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    mr Mats is a Leo :disco:
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Have star topics come back or something?
     
  7. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I can RELATE to that

    This NOT SO MUCH
     
  8. Ag

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    what was the definition of a star topic?
     
  9. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It was over a certain number of posts from more than a specified number of different posters, wasn't it?

    Which led to the most WILFULLY BANAL THREADS EVER :zombie:
     
  10. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Surely that's just being the "teabagger" rather than the "teabagee"
     
  11. RaspberrySwirl

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    That's what I meant; active in teabagging = teabagger
     
  12. RaspberrySwirl

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    A bit too "vacant" to get this but exactly whom is lolly shading here?
     
  13. Zu-Klara

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    Passive torture indeed! Someone did once comment on my alarmingly high pain threshold, shortly before my teats got torn off

    I expect it's something to do with my TERRIBLE LIFE :disco:

    I'll pass on the nylons and cross-dressing (generally speaking). Crossed eyes, on the other hand... :horny:
     
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  14. Mats

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    enemas can certainly be very useful but a turn on?
     
  15. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    Just admit it, you enjoyed this useless thread for the 11 minutes that it killed. To be honest though, it's quite remarkable how many people make a serious habit of checking and considering their horoscopes. This Mystic Meg person though LOL!
     
  16. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    My party trick as a young boy was to do a mystic meg impression substituting the crystal ball for a cantaloupe and her jessie j power dyke bob for a mop.
     
  17. KindaCool

    KindaCool Kick Rocks. Eat dirt.

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    Now THAT'S the attitude.
     
  18. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    RS, what about Capricorn?
     
  19. Quadzilla

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    How about Virgo?
     
  20. Pipo

    Pipo The devil's in the details

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    Cancer pls (not a death wish on anyone but my sign is actually Cancer)
     
  21. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    As a Gemini girl I wish to be nothing like Lindsay Lohan, except with the same quality of acting chops
     
  22. Zu-Klara

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    What exactly WAS this sextrology book which @RaspberrySwirl was supposedly consulting and how come practically EVERY star sign is into scat?

    What a PERVERT
     
  23. RaspberrySwirl

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    What do you mean supposedly? It’s a great book. It also tells you things like ”which fictional character” and ”which person from the Bible” represents your starsign (and as a Christian queen I naturally love that they differ between the two categories).
     
  24. RaspberrySwirl

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    For instance; as a male Sagittarius I am the Christ but also Huckleberry Finn and Heathcliff (from Wuthering Heights). :)
     
  25. Zu-Klara

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    Oh well in THAT case I want to know which fictional character I am and also which Bible person. Pisces please
     
  26. RaspberrySwirl

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    Pisces female?
     
  27. Zu-Klara

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    :) My generous girth suggests MALE
     
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  28. RaspberrySwirl

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    Now you’re going to say this book is a fraud because it happens that Pisces shares Jesus with Sagittarius:

    ”Pisces is associated with Christ, for whom the fish is a symbol. It is also the totem of the Greek Eros. Christ is love just as Eros is love; Christ is the son of Mary, who is equivalent to Aphrodite, mother of Eros. Both male figures are personifications of the supreme divine force in the cosmos.
    Christ figures abound in literature from Chaucer’s Nicholas in ”The Millers Tale” to Steinbeck’s Jim Casey in the ”Grapes of Wrath” to Stowe’s Uncle Tom to Joyce’s Stephen Dedalus to C S Lewis’s Aslan in ”The Cronicles of Narnia”.
    In the film The Matrix, he is the savior Neo. The Pisces man as Christ figure is defined by total immersion in his calling.”


    Well, isn’t that beautiful?
     
  29. Zu-Klara

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    Well I don't really know any of those specific characters - apart from Christ and this sharing lark seems a bit OFF - and I've never seen The Matrix so I'll be Zarathustra and Noah :disco:
     
  30. RaspberrySwirl

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    How ungreatful! It took me minutes to type that.

    (I think Noah is Capricorn. Or maybe that was Moses)
     
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  32. Marilyn

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    I voted what is this shit in the poll so if RS will kindly oblige I should mention I'm a Gemini

    If they go for the obvious and mention twins I hope I get the girls from The Shining
     
  33. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    Muslim Capricorn please
     
  34. RaspberrySwirl

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    I’m in bed now and the library is closed for today.
     
  35. RaspberrySwirl

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    اسعاد يونس
     
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  36. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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  37. Zu-Klara

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    As a special treat I've entered your details into a 'What famous person am I based on my country and starsign?' quiz and you're CHER IN MERMAIDS
     
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  38. Marilyn

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    :D How convenient! Fabulous hair AND I get to fuck Bob!
     
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  39. Diddy

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    Ooh which characters am I, Swirly?

    I'm a cancer (of society)
     
  40. RaspberrySwirl

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    I’ll have a look when I get home.
     

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