It looks like the water signs are the filthiest. Gay Pisces men are into: Married men, daddies, bears, suits and dress socks, skinheads, latex, scat, sailors, rough trade, (passive) torture, cross-dressing, nylons, enemas and blindfolds. ! Active teabagging I guess means you're the one who's dipping your teabag in someone.
It was over a certain number of posts from more than a specified number of different posters, wasn't it? Which led to the most WILFULLY BANAL THREADS EVER
Passive torture indeed! Someone did once comment on my alarmingly high pain threshold, shortly before my teats got torn off I expect it's something to do with my TERRIBLE LIFE I'll pass on the nylons and cross-dressing (generally speaking). Crossed eyes, on the other hand...
Just admit it, you enjoyed this useless thread for the 11 minutes that it killed. To be honest though, it's quite remarkable how many people make a serious habit of checking and considering their horoscopes. This Mystic Meg person though LOL!
My party trick as a young boy was to do a mystic meg impression substituting the crystal ball for a cantaloupe and her jessie j power dyke bob for a mop.
As a Gemini girl I wish to be nothing like Lindsay Lohan, except with the same quality of acting chops
What exactly WAS this sextrology book which @RaspberrySwirl was supposedly consulting and how come practically EVERY star sign is into scat? What a PERVERT
What do you mean supposedly? It’s a great book. It also tells you things like ”which fictional character” and ”which person from the Bible” represents your starsign (and as a Christian queen I naturally love that they differ between the two categories).
For instance; as a male Sagittarius I am the Christ but also Huckleberry Finn and Heathcliff (from Wuthering Heights).
Oh well in THAT case I want to know which fictional character I am and also which Bible person. Pisces please
Now you’re going to say this book is a fraud because it happens that Pisces shares Jesus with Sagittarius: ”Pisces is associated with Christ, for whom the fish is a symbol. It is also the totem of the Greek Eros. Christ is love just as Eros is love; Christ is the son of Mary, who is equivalent to Aphrodite, mother of Eros. Both male figures are personifications of the supreme divine force in the cosmos. Christ figures abound in literature from Chaucer’s Nicholas in ”The Millers Tale” to Steinbeck’s Jim Casey in the ”Grapes of Wrath” to Stowe’s Uncle Tom to Joyce’s Stephen Dedalus to C S Lewis’s Aslan in ”The Cronicles of Narnia”. In the film The Matrix, he is the savior Neo. The Pisces man as Christ figure is defined by total immersion in his calling.” Well, isn’t that beautiful?
Well I don't really know any of those specific characters - apart from Christ and this sharing lark seems a bit OFF - and I've never seen The Matrix so I'll be Zarathustra and Noah
How ungreatful! It took me minutes to type that. (I think Noah is Capricorn. Or maybe that was Moses)
No stars for naughty @RaspberrySwirl from the Spelling Bee this evening Can we have @Phoenix and @Marilyn's fictional characters please?
I voted what is this shit in the poll so if RS will kindly oblige I should mention I'm a Gemini If they go for the obvious and mention twins I hope I get the girls from The Shining
As a special treat I've entered your details into a 'What famous person am I based on my country and starsign?' quiz and you're CHER IN MERMAIDS
