Who would you do on Snatch Game?

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  1. Suedey

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    SHOTGUN :

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    If I had to choose just one

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  3. Sheena

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    Actually, I had an idea of doing Alexis AND Krystle in the same "split drag/ side on" kind of way. If you could do it demented enough (at least on Linda's part) it would be AMAZING...
     
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    Jodie Marsh in the becoming a bodybuilder era.

    Or auditioning potential husbands on a TV show.
     
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    Reese Witherspoon in Wild. Or Mary Poppins.
     
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    Dorinda Medley from Real Housewives



     
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    I would be the girl with the most cake. DUH.

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    Basically all the answers would involve doing a lorra lorra coke and sucking off our Graham.
     
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  14. RaspberrySwirl

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    I'd be sent home after doing a very unfunny (despite of all the dry humour) Posh Spice.
     
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    Ru: G'day Marilyn

    Me: How are ya mate

    Ru: Now you were in the bottom two last week after snapping your neck during the synchronized diving challenge, so you really need to step it up. Who are you going to do for Snatch Game? I see sequins and feathers... Patti Smith?

    Me: I'm doing Kylie!

    Ru: Kylie, of course! I love her! But how are you going to make Kylie funny?

    *shady sound effect, a look of panic comes over me*

    Me: Um...

    Ru: Can we see a sneak preview?

    Me: *slightly exaggerated version of my own voice* "Buy Kiss Me Once on iTunes! I love gays! Leave me alone, Dannii!"

    *silence*

    Ru: Oh, that was it?

    Later in the episode, in a shock turn of events, everyone agrees that my Kylie was the funniest Snatch Game ever and I am immediately crowned the winner of the season
     
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    :D
     
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  18. VoR

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    I'm genuinely surprised nobody's done Patsy or Edina yet on the actual show. Although the younger queens probably wouldn't know the reference...
     
  19. Marilyn

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    They can't do fictional characters

    Although Bob really pushed that rule to the limit by doing "Uzo Aduba"
     
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    how has no one done mariah yet?

    i'd love do to lucille blythe.
     
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    I'm surprised nobody's done Whitney or Mariah. (Or have they?)
     
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    Ah you beat me to it, am.
     
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    sahara did whitney (poorly) an age ago. rips all around):
     
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    Sahara Davenport did (a rather forgettable) Whitney.
     
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    Another sign that's telling me I should re-watch season 2.
     
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    Any UNCOMFORTABLE answer or badly landed joke would be explained away by my DIABETES.
     
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    QoL DIANE is ICONIC :disco:
     
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    Actually Diane would be MARVELLOUSLY easy to do. The wig changes would be obvious but funny, making ridiculous calculations, perhaps with one of those accounting calculators that prints out receipts...
     
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    But it could easily be a big fail if the queen who does Diane doesn't get her INFLECTIONS quite RIGHT :disco:
     
  32. Suomi

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    I would do Karen Matthews. Round one I'd be obsessed with finding our Shannon. Round two I would aggressively claim not to have not done anything, including not answering the question. Round three I would have a quick makeover, chuck on a lesbian wig and claim in a new accent not to have a clue what was going on in the previous rounds.
     
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    I would also be tempted to throw away the rulebook and personify the What's the Tee? podcast. So I'd be dressed as a giant iPhone and just constantly interrupting the other contestants with my love of squarespace, audible, theatretixs and lootcrate.
     
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  34. Phoenix

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    You could do rupaul and spend your time talking about squatty potty.
     
  35. Suomi

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    I wouldn't want to take away from Jessica Wilde as Rupaul, which is my favourite Snatch Game impression of all time.
     
  36. Dark Carnival

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    That could be very tricky if you don't do her justice.
     
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    I think this is your inner saboteur getting the best of you. You need some TalkSpace.

    (Offer code RU).
     
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  38. monsta

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    Also @Suomi could you just repeat that, I didn't quite get it.

    *then goes off on a tangent about some obscure street in Manhattan*
     
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    Sorry but I'm living for this!
     
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