Why you so obese with me?

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  1. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/21/article-0-0ADB5339000005DC-426_468x629.jpg
     
  2. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    PREGGERS?

    Got me flyin' sexyyyyy...
     
  3. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Does she look pregnant? I think it's just INSULATION :(
     
  4. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    I think she does. Her boob are massive and it's very loose fitting around the WOMB AREA.

    In other preggers news, I was (not for the first time) the only person to let a preggers woman sit down on the tube yesterday eve.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!

    (more specifically, Londoners)
     
  5. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Sometimes you don't want to offend someone fat
     
  6. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Sorry 4 being sensitive to people's feelings
     
  7. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    She was clearly not fat. Are people BLIND?

    I was also on the tube with a man having a stroke the other day. Everyone just sat there gormless until a woman pressed a panic button and screamed at the man beside her to go someone. You could just see everyone thinking, 'Oh no, is this going to slow up my journey?' I had to get off; I couldn't just sit there looking at that poor man.

    SICK
     
  8. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    Worst thing was it was on the Central Line where the trains are every .5 seconds.
     
  9. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    If I'm wearing a suit I deserve a seat just as much as a pregnant woman. I'm sure it's equally as uncomfortable.
     
  10. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Look Mo, this is not a thread for your tube woes

    It's a thread to discuss Mariah's impending baby/heart attack
     
  11. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    Sorry, I just had to let that out somewhere to someone COSMOPOLITAN

    BACK TO MUMU. I still think preggers: You should do a poll.
     
  12. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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  13. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    In fairness, she does look like that 70 per cent of the time AT LEAST. It's not like the Whitney thing, which was just surreal. She's always fat.

    This is NON PROMOTING 40 Y.O. MUMU. I still think that the TYPE of fatness suggests a baby growing though... there's just something about it.
     
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  14. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    To think that the jealous haters used to call her fat back in the Adventures of Mimi era

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    Levels of fatness... that was Stage 1/2. This is 5.
     
  16. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    However

    If fat is good for the CHORDS then I'll all for it

    I want to hear the E above middle C in FULL BELTING REGISTER PLZ MARIAH
     
  17. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    I don't think it's a baby mo. I'm crap with women's insides but i'm not sure the baby bump starts directly below the breasts so that they start to merge into her belly. I hope she gets really massive and starts to wear big smocks like Mama Cass.

    Sou didn't do anything either?:D
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'd like to see her in profile, but it doesn't look like pregnancy to me either. To be honest though, I'm more concerned with her choice of knitwear.
     
  19. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    Too early for an XMas album post? Mariah doesn't care

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    That Christmas album that Mariah Carey has been going on about all year has finally gotten a release date, and will hit stores on November 10.

    The album will reportedly contain six new songs, covers of some Xmas classics, and a new version of Carey’s iconic “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” The artwork for disc was already shot earlier this year with famed celebrity photographer David LaChapelle.

    Mimi’s first holiday, Merry Christmas, was released in November of 1994, and went on to sell over 5 million copies in the United States alone, and 12 million worldwide, making it one of the most successful Christmas albums of all time.

    http://www.mariahjournal.com/news.shtml
     
  20. Ag

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    Oh how the world NEEDS another version AIWFCIY
     
  21. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    BAD ANGLE :(

    *hits the Master Cleanse diet*
     
  22. Suedey

    Suedey Run Away With Me

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    I THINK I'm going to be back in Mariah hating mode everyone

    YAY
     
  23. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Get your priorities right and get stuck into CHERYL SHIT COLE and XTINA :evil:
     
  24. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    I hope it has a rap, that's definitely what it's been lacking up to now. It could finally become a hit with a rap.
     
  25. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    There is a rap version I do believe which that evil dwarf Jermaine Dupri smacked his shitty stick all over... it's even more HORRID than your imagination could allow for. Trust me, I didn't believe it either till I heard it.
     
  26. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    BRILLIANT

    I love the way it's been watered right down to kill the tune stone dead.
     
  27. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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    You've been dearly missed <3
     
  28. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    That's the one! I've only heard it the once and it left me unable to operate iTunes for 4 solid days - I think it was the trauma. I daren't press play on that youtube video or it'll be the same thing all over again.
     
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  29. Suedey

    Suedey Run Away With Me

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    My love for them is purely IRONIC on the rubbish gay scale. SURELy you can see that Chrissy?
     
  30. Ag

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    It's REALLY BAD
     
  31. Ag

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    It's like taking a new york cheesecake and replacing it with a puddle of muddy water.
     
  32. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Sometimes I worry that I've got it all wrong and that that isn't the case :(

    Anyway...

    Been TOO GOOD to YOU
    I've been VIRTUOUS and TRUE
    To have something like this happen in my OWN BEDROOM
    :(
     
  33. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Any new material is welcome, but some tired hip-hop rehash of AIWFCIY will not be gratefully received
     
  34. Strawberry Jam

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    What about a cod reggae version? That seems to be in right now.
     
  35. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    An Alexandra Burke feature would definitely help with the UK sales
     
  36. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    She just needs to recreate this performance on X Factor. It looks like a Brian Friedman creative direct anyway.

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  37. POP!

    POP! Coupure Électrique

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    It''s clearly a maternity dress

    And whenever she was fat before she still wore tight clothes and showed her stomach so I think she's def pregnant
     
  38. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    This baby is going to be (ghetto) FABULOUS
     
  39. Suedey

    Suedey Run Away With Me

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    So oh ohhhhho
    So oh ohhhhho
    So oh ohhhhho
    So oh ohhhhho
     
  40. Ekkostar

    Ekkostar How To Succeed In Business...

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    Pulse Music's thread is hilarious. They're in complete denial about her having a baby. What's even funnier is that they believe Nick's foolishness about the whole situation.
     

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