Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Sid.W., May 12, 2015.
SCD 10.82m (series high)
X Factor 6.66m
Carrie Underwood is performing on the results show this weekend alongside Sigma & Rita Ora.
DON'T DO SMOKE BREAK
Carrie Underwood? She's never really been a thing over here, has she?
Brian Friedman would have drawn the line at a dancing lollipop lady.
Just turned on in time to see Che royally fuck up Hello. Get rid.
OMG I just had a thought: what if she performs I Know You Won't (the song that a dungarees lady sang during her audition last year). It's not on her album but it's the best thing she's ever done.
*She does Smoke Break*
Simon's reaction to Nick's fashion slight has been more entertaining than any of the performances tonight.
I only know the Stacey Slater song from the advert that's on all the time in the cinema, which I have no idea what its advertising, something colour or light related.
House of Fraser
Turns out it's Sony
Oh that Stacey Slater song
the useless fat SHIT completely bollocksed up Hello, and it annoyed me that the judges danced around it rather than calling him out for being so unprofessional in what's essential a job interview. He can fuck right off now, I can't see how the two boys with actual presence have gone and that lump of nonsense managed to make the top 5.
We Brits have a proud history of patronising moderately talented fatties and making them believe they are better than they are.
SCD 10.2m (45.3%)
X Factor 6.36m (28.9%)
My highlight of the night was Cheryl dancing with Bollie and Oggie or whatever they are
Please don't dance ever again Caroline Flack
WHAT ABOUT ELEPHANTS?
Who would have thought one of the most disgustingly mawkish songs of all time could be made even worse?
A new low there, 2 minutes of live television taken up talking about Simon's hiccups
Ooh I wouldn't mind a bit of that Sigma bloke with long hair
Get that top 45 smash, Rita!
That slot should have been a moment for her. The song is lovely but doesn't work in this context at ALL and was well below her usual vocal standard. OH WELL.
Adam Lambert was on Strictly tonight and reminded me how totally redundant and inauthentic Sean Miley Moore was.
4th Impact went for that whistle note for nothing then
Oh god not this song.
That was painful.
Although so was that
Go on Olly, fuck it up again
Oh GOOD Lauren. Didn't expect that. Vision Of Love doesn't work without the backing vox does it.
So faithfullySO FAITHFULLY
Did they announce the guest performers for next week?
He was excellent tonight. He hasn't been particularly to my taste up to now but his current album is mostly very good.
Carrie fell very flat. The song seemed pleasant if not right for a spot like that andshe sounded a bit odd.
4th Impact deserved to go just for wheeling out that fucking song.
Jason Derulo and Sia with a lampshade on her head are performing on the results show this Sunday.
SCD 10.5m (43.2%)
IACGMOOH 8.72m (38.5%)
Countryfile 7.27m (35.6%)
X Factor 6.5m (26.7%)
Reggie n' Bollie 11/2
Sia is still pedalling 'Alive' isn't she?
She performed it on Ellen earlier.
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I wonder if Maggie will join her on stage for the X-Factor performance?
Semi Final theme: 'Songs to Get Me To The Final'
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse
Runnin' - Naughty Boy & Beyoncé
Best of My Love - Emotions
The Power of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown
Reggie N Bollie:
Locked Away - R City ft Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It (Mash Up - Black Eyed Peas/Reel 2 Real)
There can't have been many weeks when Reggie n' Bollie haven't done a mash up.
Not too keen on Che but love that Amy song - good choice.
Lauren's choices are OK too. Louisa though, if they are the songs to get her into the final how she is going to be a current popstar. Oh dear
Has there been a single theme this year that's been even remotely specific?