X Factor All Stars

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  1. Alla

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    He has committed crimes against good taste. Also didn't he try to kill himself? MURDERER!
     
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  2. Zu-Klara

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    Is his - sorry, HER - Nana still with us? Where are those videos of people screaming FUCK YOUR NANA?
     
  3. Zu-Klara

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    Oh I think we all agree that it would have been a MERCY KILLING :disco:
     
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  4. Kalabaliken

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    As much as i would love both Saara and Ruth, my two favourite X Factor contestants of all time, to do it, I doubt they would. And actually not sure I’d want them too as they’d both probably not do so well.
     
  5. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    :D!
     
  6. Zu-Klara

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    But it’s not like either of them have got anything better to do!

    Come on ladies, just think of those FAT CHEQUES!*

    *£250 each :disco:
     
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  7. Kalabaliken

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    I think something like this would be likely:
    Rowetta
    Andy Abraham
    The Macdonald Brothers
    Rhydian Roberts
    Eoghan Quigg
    Jedward
    Mary Byrne
    Marcus Collins
    Christopher Maloney
    Sam Bailey
    Lauren Platt
    4th Impact
    Five After Midnight
    Grace Davies
    Scarlett Lee
     
  8. Zu-Klara

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    Please God no. What a shocking parade of sickening horror. Delete thread please

    Isn’t Eoghan Quigg all titted up these days?
     
  9. Kalabaliken

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    Exactly why it would be shit. I can’t see any of the winners going in for it. Apart from desperate old Sam.
     
  10. Kalabaliken

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    Not sure what Ruth is up to but Saara’s going rate for a 15 minute PA is about 10 times that.
     
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  11. Zu-Klara

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    Well here’s my delusional ALL STARS DREAM TEAM

    Leona Lewis ALWAYS AND FOREVER :disco:
    Kitty Brucknell
    Niki Evans :tongueout:
    Eoghan Quigg TITS OUT
    Alexandra Burke
    Nicolo Festa :disco:
    Christopher Maloney FIRST OUT :disco:
    Carolynne Poole
    Danny Tetley :horny:
    Andrea Faustini
    Amelia Lily
    Aiden Grimshaw

    GAYS UND GIRLS, basically. Just how we like it :disco:
     
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  12. Alla

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    Desperately phoning to be in this shit, she would go for free. I don't know the other one you're talking about. :side-eye:
     
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  13. Ag

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    Except for most of them.
     
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  14. Zu-Klara

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    :D:D:D
     
  15. Alla

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    No Same Difference? :( Is he still shagging that Estonian creepy man? Oh well.
     
  16. Zu-Klara

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    QUITE!
     
  17. Zu-Klara

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    Oh what, Koit from the popular Verona group? No, all over. He tried to beard up with Laura but the poor love split her difference halfway up a pole* :(

    (*It might possibly only be @OutSynk who knows what I’m going on about here :side-eye:)
     
  18. Zu-Klara

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    And no, no Same Difference. Once was QUITE enough!
     
  19. Zu-Klara

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    Can I like this twice, please? “She would go for free” :D!
     
  20. Alla

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    When she was selected for Eurovision (the preselection was rigged, as usual) she said the BBC had contacted her to represent UK. AS IF! :D But she wanted to do it for Spain :rolleyes: She's done every single tv program here, her manager gives head really well apparently. But she still hasn't had a single hit at all, it's flop after flop and nobody cares about her music career anymore. She's actually much hated here because she's evil.
     
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    Thank goodness we can always rely on a harsh but fair missive from our Spanish correspondent! :disco:!
     
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    I tell it like it is, dear Zu. She's always talking about her fanbase in UK, as if anyone remembers her :D Flopping in the rain didn't even make the Top 200 in the singles chart (when lots of shitty Eurovision songs that year did).
     
  24. Suomi

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    well this is all lies, but don't let the truth get in the way of your hate. She's had two top ten albums, four top ten singles and a #1 single as recently as 2016.

    You're lying about this just like you lied about me not getting a perfect score in the Moopyfestivalen prediction game, just because I submitted my predictions after the result had been announced.
     
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  25. Zu-Klara

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    *cue outraged Ruth fans storming into the thread in a terrible and furious temper* :disco:
     
  26. Zu-Klara

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    Oh I see @Suomi beat me to it :tongueout:
     
  27. Alla

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    What is he saying? Oh never mind.
     
  28. Zu-Klara

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    :D No grudges there! :tongueout:
     
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  29. Zu-Klara

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    Well this is already turning nasty and we’re only on page 2 :disco:
     
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  30. Suomi

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    It made #5.

    And she does have a large UK fanbase - in 2009 VoR's younger brother received a mixtape of all of Ruth's X Factor performances for his 18th birthday from VoR. He wanted money to survive at university but he got that instead.
     
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  31. Zu-Klara

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    :D!
     
  32. OutSynk

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  33. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I’d forgotten all about the Macdonald Brothers but it did remind me of The Conway Sisters:



    What voices! :side-eye: Cutting to Maria Lawson who was eliminated by them the week before was a choice :D
     
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    Is this ACTUALLY going to happen?! :D

    Anticipating a glut of beige (Jaheme, Tesco Mary, Andy Abraham, people from later series I've NEVER HEARD OF) + a couple of comedy classics to get a few headlines (Wagner, Kitty, Jedward) with a panel of Simon, Louis, Cheryl and Sharon = UNDERWHELM CENTRAL.
     
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  35. Zu-Klara

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    Well yes, me too, but it’s all about the FALSE HOPE!
     
  36. wurst

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    BRING BACK DAWN THE JOCKEY (no really, DO!)

     
  37. Alla

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    Poor forgotten Honey G.
     
  38. Rita

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    RACHEL ADEDEJI.
     
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    Or even better RACHEL HYLTON.

     
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    So if we are getting a BGT: The Champions coming this Summer are they ditching X Factor?
     

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