Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Zu-Klara, May 28, 2019.
He has committed crimes against good taste. Also didn't he try to kill himself? MURDERER!
Is his - sorry, HER - Nana still with us? Where are those videos of people screaming FUCK YOUR NANA?
Oh I think we all agree that it would have been a MERCY KILLING
As much as i would love both Saara and Ruth, my two favourite X Factor contestants of all time, to do it, I doubt they would. And actually not sure I’d want them too as they’d both probably not do so well.
But it’s not like either of them have got anything better to do!
Come on ladies, just think of those FAT CHEQUES!*
I think something like this would be likely:
The Macdonald Brothers
Five After Midnight
Please God no. What a shocking parade of sickening horror. Delete thread please
Isn’t Eoghan Quigg all titted up these days?
Exactly why it would be shit. I can’t see any of the winners going in for it. Apart from desperate old Sam.
Not sure what Ruth is up to but Saara’s going rate for a 15 minute PA is about 10 times that.
Well here’s my delusional ALL STARS DREAM TEAM
Leona Lewis ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Eoghan Quigg TITS OUT
Christopher Maloney FIRST OUT
GAYS UND GIRLS, basically. Just how we like it
Desperately phoning to be in this shit, she would go for free. I don't know the other one you're talking about.
Except for most of them.
No Same Difference? Is he still shagging that Estonian creepy man? Oh well.
Oh what, Koit from the popular Verona group? No, all over. He tried to beard up with Laura but the poor love split her difference halfway up a pole*
(*It might possibly only be @OutSynk who knows what I’m going on about here )
And no, no Same Difference. Once was QUITE enough!
Can I like this twice, please? “She would go for free” !
When she was selected for Eurovision (the preselection was rigged, as usual) she said the BBC had contacted her to represent UK. AS IF! But she wanted to do it for Spain She's done every single tv program here, her manager gives head really well apparently. But she still hasn't had a single hit at all, it's flop after flop and nobody cares about her music career anymore. She's actually much hated here because she's evil.
Thank goodness we can always rely on a harsh but fair missive from our Spanish correspondent! !
I tell it like it is, dear Zu. She's always talking about her fanbase in UK, as if anyone remembers her Flopping in the rain didn't even make the Top 200 in the singles chart (when lots of shitty Eurovision songs that year did).
well this is all lies, but don't let the truth get in the way of your hate. She's had two top ten albums, four top ten singles and a #1 single as recently as 2016.
You're lying about this just like you lied about me not getting a perfect score in the Moopyfestivalen prediction game, just because I submitted my predictions after the result had been announced.
*cue outraged Ruth fans storming into the thread in a terrible and furious temper*
Oh I see @Suomi beat me to it
What is he saying? Oh never mind.
No grudges there!
Well this is already turning nasty and we’re only on page 2
It made #5.
And she does have a large UK fanbase - in 2009 VoR's younger brother received a mixtape of all of Ruth's X Factor performances for his 18th birthday from VoR. He wanted money to survive at university but he got that instead.
I’d forgotten all about the Macdonald Brothers but it did remind me of The Conway Sisters:
What voices! Cutting to Maria Lawson who was eliminated by them the week before was a choice
Is this ACTUALLY going to happen?!
Anticipating a glut of beige (Jaheme, Tesco Mary, Andy Abraham, people from later series I've NEVER HEARD OF) + a couple of comedy classics to get a few headlines (Wagner, Kitty, Jedward) with a panel of Simon, Louis, Cheryl and Sharon = UNDERWHELM CENTRAL.
Well yes, me too, but it’s all about the FALSE HOPE!
BRING BACK DAWN THE JOCKEY (no really, DO!)
Poor forgotten Honey G.
Or even better RACHEL HYLTON.
So if we are getting a BGT: The Champions coming this Summer are they ditching X Factor?