Xtina - the wilderness years 2013-2018

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  1. Jark

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    Slightly misleading title seeing as her only project (singular) is being back on The Voice, but hey ho. Recording started yesterday and apparently she was throwing copious shade.

    X - "That's a great song. It's a Mariah Carey song, right?"
    Contestant - "*awkward*......No, it's Ariana Grande...."
    X - "Oh, well I don't know the song... I've never heard it."

    she's back, boys :disco:
     
  2. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Have they sacked Shakira then?
     
  3. COB

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    I think Christina was only ever leaving for one season (for all the good it did her :D)
     
  4. Jark

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    Shakira is back for season six. They're alternating for the times when the disempowered chicks in the audience demand somebody relatable who wouldn't steal their boyfriends and proceed to fuck their bodies.
     
  5. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    How many bloody seasons do they have each year? And have any of the acts had any success at all, or is it as bad as the UK? :D
     
  6. Apocalypt Flyer

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    2. On in Spring, one in autumn. I have no idea how successful the acts are post-show but it's a damn better show than the sloppy mess that's the UK one.
     
  7. Jark

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    It is a great show. I think last season's winner had an ITUNES HIT (:eyes:) with her first proper single a month or two back.
     
  8. Jark

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    bobtina is back!

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  9. Phoenix

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    I just can't watch The Voice anymore, they air 2-3 episodes per week and I don't have time for it anymore.
     
  10. Jark

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  11. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    She's lost so much weight

    She looks a bit older but very nice.

    I can't BEAR to look at that fucking Cee Lo creature
     
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  12. straightorbroken

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    The state of Carson :D

    She's looking great, and I love when she had the bob that was even shorter.
     
  13. Pipo

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    I thought Cee Lo unlike Aguilera was not coming back EVER?

    that tattoo on his bald head looks repulsive not to mention painful as fuck
     
  14. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I think she looks quite a bit younger and noticeably more fresh. This candid could be from 2001 for all I know (but it's from this past month):

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    The line from her cheek is a small giveaway, but I agree that she looks fresh. The others apart from the country guy look awful.
     
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  16. Pipo

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    [​IMG]

    :disco: :disco:
     
  17. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    those shots could be from 10 years ago. amazing
     
  18. Apocalypt Flyer

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    And let's get a-WAA-ALKING.
     
  19. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    She looks the happiest she has in quite awhile. And beautiful :disco:
     
  20. Jark

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    The comparison shots are amazing.

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  21. Pipo

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    a THIGH GAP is obviously the next step! :disco:
     
  22. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I think she's perfectly shaped now. With those nasty implants (ass and tits), she'd look really out of proportion if she went back to the same weight she was circa Back to Basics.She's petite, healthy now, without being flesh and bone.
     
  23. straightorbroken

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    Well not every had the BOTTLE to pull of the Big Brother's Kinga look, but I'm glad she's back to (basics) shape.
     
  24. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    Now all we need are the HITZ
     
  25. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    And a FUCKING TOUR. It's been 34 years.
     
  26. straightorbroken

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    For the sake of her voice I almost never want her to tour again, but the respective medleys for her last two albums showed just how spectacular those album campaigns truly could have been had she hit the road and not just for the drive-thru.
     
  27. Loufoque

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    Don't call it a comeback!
     
  28. Diddy

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    In other news, against my better judgement on the impact to my mental health, I've been listening to my first ever Xtina album this month.

    I started with Lotus (mainly because it was shortest and thought she'd be shouting at me for the shortest time. But I rather LIKE IT! SAY!
     
  29. Jark

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    You never listened to "Stripped"?

    You poor cow.
     
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    I've owned it in the past but I think I only gave it a few spins and filed it away. Never gave it a proper going-over
     
  31. POP!

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    Even Devil would acknowledge Stripped as an essential female-pop album of the 2000s.

    RIGHT, DEVIL?
     
  32. straightorbroken

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    It made me embrace the woman I've become today.
     
  33. Loufoque

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    I don't think I would have ever lost my virginity if it hadn't been for Stripped
     
  34. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Stripped made me see the common double standard of society.
     
  35. Whatevar

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  36. Pipo

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    Ed Sheeran is Christina's Team Advisor for the Voice Season 5 :zombie:

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  37. Devil

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    It's not bad. But nowadays, aside from the slut tracks, it's far too complex to be on a Dev playlist

    Give me an album of 'Come On Over Baby''s any day :disco:
     
  38. Apocalypt Flyer

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    New trailer for season 5 of The Voice. Talk about putting the CHRIST in CHRISTina. :D

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qazEyDBz3mU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  39. Loufoque

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    Amazing
     
  40. Apocalypt Flyer

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    Also - someone's been doing their CARDIO (it's not Cee-Lo).
     

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