Xtina - the wilderness years 2013-2018

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  1. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    SORB and Jark you´ll (sort of) appreciate this (Skip to the 3.30 mark)

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  2. Suedey

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    #justice4bionic2016
     
  3. Pipo

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    Christina working on MULTIPLE albums :disco: I'm ready for Mi Reflejo 2.0, Stripped 2.0 and MY Kind of christmas 2.0 to be honest.

    how convenient she remembers being HALF LATINA nowadays (from Ecuador to be precise)

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  4. straightorbroken

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    Recording multiple albums, how very Vitamin C of her. Let's make it ha! happen.
     
  5. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    So ready for her to revisit her ahead-of-the-time masterpiece with Bionico.
     
  6. Pipo

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    New hair news but no new album news :evil:

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  7. straightorbroken

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    The gap between her boobs almost as big as the ones between her albums.
     
  8. Pipo

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    art CANNOT be rushed. Gaga has proved it before.
     
  9. Mugatu

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    At least she has somewhere easy to hang her keys.
     
  10. Marilyn

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    She's going to be on Ellen on May 16 with album news, apparently
     
  11. straightorbroken

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    LesBionic 2.0 I hope.
     
  12. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    There is just no need for a Christina Aguilera album in 2016.
     
  13. Marilyn

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    I'm thinking she might go the Cheek To Cheek route (solo, because who could stand working with her for a whole album). I don't think she can compete with the current pop girls - of course, she probably doesn't know that
     
  14. Devil

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    She hasn't competed with the current pop girls for years. To be honest, for a decade. So there is little point in chasing that.

    I imagine the country-type route may be what she goes for which is somewhere she may actually do okay in.
     
  15. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    A Cheek to Cheek type record would be brilliant, since Gaga's completely passed me by and to this day I haven't heard a note of it, so that would suit me fine.
     
  16. Marilyn

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    But Bionic and Lotus were both attempts to compete, which makes me think she hasn't quite got the message. But then it has been 4 years since the last one so maybe she's learned
     
  17. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    She won't have learnt no way. She returned with Bionic with sheer arrogance and it flopped, then spent the entire time promoting Lotus insisting that Bionic flopped because it was "ahead of its time" and it was all our fault. :D
     
  18. Marilyn

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    I can't wait to see Xtina in her 50s - she'll be like current Madonna x 10 :disco:
     
  19. Devil

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    Oh yes, she is utterly deluded, but I think the record company will put their foot down this time, and she's no longer in a position to argue. I think Your Body bombing was the last straw from being a competitive popstar point of view.
     
  20. straightorbroken

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    She recorded it through gritted teeth (the same way many listened to it) at the label's insistence, didn't promote it (apart from one helluva video) and it still went top 40 on the BB charts. What a loud and clear message that loud and essential song sent out - get fat and keep fucking obviously.
     
  21. Pipo

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    you queens need to check yourselves

    all she need is the producers du jour (ie Mattman and Robin) to write her the obvious 3 singles, a couple of Sia rejects and like 5 songs about how her Dad was a cunt with a bonus track Latino infused duet with either Prince Royce or J Balvin you know, cause she's HALF LATINA and you'll be singing her praises.

    No doubt it'll flop, but STILL.
     
  22. Suedey

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    My body is BEYOND ready for a Stripped Vol. 2 from X-Tina! SAY! !! ! !
     
  23. Pipo

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    so this bicth instead of appearing in basic reductive music award shows she travels to Morocco to perform for rich moguls and documents every aspect of her journey

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    here's the setlist (She actually acknowledges LOTUS VoR :evil: )

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    https://www.facebook.com/j.zawaq/videos/vb.100001244715532/1150334881684658/? type=2&theater Ain't no other man
    https://www.facebook.com/festivalmawazineofficiel/videos/1112876512084461/ Express/Lady Marmalade
     
  24. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    So she is claiming Bionic, Burlesque and Lotus! How fab :D
     
  25. straightorbroken

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    Someonecallthedoctor, Xtina's coming through :disco:

    I do wonder if either the Bionic or Lotus tours got passed the planning stage. I always took her award ceremony medley's for them as tasters for what she had in mind.
     
  26. Pipo

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    the qUEEN has a new look for the new album campaign

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    she looks hot as a ginger
     
  27. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    She looks like Jessica Rabbit :disco:
     
  28. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    More like MADAME MEDUSA

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  29. Halli

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    That's a great setlist. I'd like to see that live.
     
  30. straightorbroken

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    The heat is on, Ms Hayworth. She'd pull it off better if she took the tan down a few (dozen) shades.
     
  31. straightorbroken

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    Her top actually looks like her tan line. I had to do a double take.
     
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    The original queen of empowerment is back with a new charity single for Orlando:

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  33. straightorbroken

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    I'd probably have blood running down my legs for a half-decent remix, but that's nice enough. Standard Xtina moment being felt, strangled and illustrated with pictures of her multi-cultural upbringing.
     
  34. Jark

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    This Jimmy Kimmel perf of the (really quite good) charity single is her best live vocal in AGES and the bitch looks ON POINT too.

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  35. Pipo

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    I'm ready for a new album now. lazy bitch.
     
  36. straightorbroken

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    Why couldn't she have blasted Gaga off the stage with those vox? Should've just put out Blank Page, that's the much better universal agony ballad.
     
  37. Suedey

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    QUEEN !
     
  38. Pipo

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    new album title confirmed

    BLONDE

    out January 2017 :disco:

    god, she REALLY likes to take her time
     
  39. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    YASS X-Tina release that new album in the slowest sales month of the year to guarantee that #1 (or top ten) album. :disco:
     
  40. straightorbroken

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    DYEING :disco:

    She was totally just waiting for Gaga to trip up to strike.
     

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