Xtina - the wilderness years 2013-2018

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  1. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    the QUEEN is shooting a video for Telepathy

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  2. Suedey

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    YES GAWD!!

    The real Queen is about to return and SLAY US ALL!
     
  3. straightorbroken

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    I've never even heard this.

    I'm so glad we're getting another Thintina music video from her.
     
  4. Suedey

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    Campaign '#justice4bionic2017' begins HERE :disco:
     
  5. Pipo

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    She just announced last week she WON'T be returning as a judge for the next season of The Voice leaving judge staples Adam Levine and Blake Shelton joined by female judges Alicia Keys and Gwen Stefani.

    Do you know what this actually means? :o
     
  6. Suedey

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    Who owns the throne?
    YOU DO MOMMY

    :disco:
     
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  8. Suedey

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    This is all well and good but I need a proper XTINA return for the Oh Seventeen saison to be honest. I can't be dealing with all this Joanna bullshit.
     
  9. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken Trust the Duchess

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    Loving her turn as an airkiss disco queen.
     
  10. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    LADY X resurfaces in Moscow, sings a throwback medley (which seems to be the only things she relies on these days) Genie In a Bottle/Beautiful

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YIToXukDvjU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    can you say VOCALS? Meanwhile, the new ever elusive album is nowhere to be seen :( and WHERE THE F*CK is the Telepathy video ? I know ART takes time, but still........
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/U9Pjv-HlcXk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    The queen of half-assing it only actually made a video for half of the song.
     
  12. Pipo

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    QUEEN OF DUNKING OREOS IN MILK and procastination :manson:



     
  13. straightorbroken

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    No doubt she'll pile it on come the next opus and refuse to promote it again.
     
  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    What the FUCK has happened to her face? She isn't even that OLD :(
     
  15. Pipo

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    Isn't she the same age as Britney whereas Xtina just fucked up her face to make it appear OLDER whilst Britters just looks BOTCHED and clearly a victim of cheap/bad plastic surgery.
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Isn't Britney's face down to loads of drugs and partying? Christina's cheekbones are almost MARIAH levels of RIDICULOUS...
     
  17. Pipo

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    I take it Christia's is due to her RIDICULOUS weight yoyoing since Burlesque; she probably has had multiple face lifts from her face melting off.
     
  18. straightorbroken

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    You can't lipo the face, that's all.
     
  19. Jark

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    She looks relatively normal to me :D
     
  20. Diddy

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    That perfect pitch video is strange, I've never heard her going Hooo-ooo-OOO-ooohh before.

    Usually it's HEEEIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHHH
     
  21. dUb

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    The thread title :D
     
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  22. OutSynk

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    I don't think drugs and partying will give you the Joker face for your album cover.

    It was in 2013 when I noticed there was something different about her face but she actually looked better for it. When she came back with Glory it was clear she had had more work done and now her face is indeed botched as Pipo said.:(

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    Jesus fucking Christ.
     
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  23. straightorbroken

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    You can sneer or disappear behind Brtiney's veneers, because, that unfortunate eyebag crinkle aside, she looks as happily medicated as ever.
     
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  24. POP!

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    There's allegedly a song called "Blue Moon" that might debut on Friday according to the BBC but not confirmed anywhere else. Hmm.

    Can't believe it's been five years since Lotus. It's still so bizarre to me that when she was finally affiliated with some HITS again ("Say Something", "Feel This Moment") they stopped bothering
     
  25. Mugatu

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    In the studio with Mark Ronson recording for this album that definitely exists. It's going to be bigger than Uptown Funk!

    And this as well:

     
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  26. OutSynk

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    Can't wait...
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  27. Pipo

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    new music from the QUEEN X



    I wonder if she recorded this over an iPhone cause the mixing sounds awful
     
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    WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE IGGY AZELEA?
     
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  29. Phoenix

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    What a foghorn. The faces of the poor audience as their senses were raped.
     
  30. Pipo

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    so her technique has WORSEN
     
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    jizz jizz jizz and more jizz...
     
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  32. Pipo

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    DISGUSTING!!!!!!11111111
     
  33. Suedey

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    QUEEN X-TINA GIVE IT TO ME

    SLAY THOSE VOX

    YAAAASSSS

    JUSTICE4BIONIC2018EDITION
     
  34. Raining On Me

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    I'm sure this must have been mentioned here but it seems she's done a song with PINK?

    Pink "doesn't know when it's coming out" :side-eye:

    May as well tell us she's recorded a duet with Maxine Carr for all it means at this point!
     
  35. Pipo

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    can someone please update the title and add 2018? what a QUEEN (of doing the bare minimum, lazy bitch)
     
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  36. Suedey

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    #justice4bionic2020
     
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    She's wiped her Instagram apart from a photo going on about "new horizons" and the "creative process" and posted this. I can't wait for it to be released in 2020.

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  38. POP!

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    Crossing my fingers for a "Feel This Moment" bonus track (for Mexico only) as she hasn't release an album SINCE THEN
     
  39. KindaCool

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    What's this bitch been up to?
     
  40. Pipo

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    she must have 4 albums worth of material since 2012

    and I bet they're ALL SHIT! Watch her release a Back 2 Basics part 2.
     

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