Xtina - the wilderness years 2013-2018

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  1. Loufoque

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    YES!
     
  2. Narrator

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    I think Christina still has it in her to make a decent comeback. She just needs to work with the right people and someone to steer her in the right direction. She needs to stop following popular trends and create a strong, cohesive album, preferably rooted in RnB and soul :disco:
     
  3. Jark

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    In the current landscape, is performing regularly and appearing (as the undeniable STAR ATTRACTION) week in, week out on a show watched by 10+ million viewers really such a bad position to be in? Her last two records may have been strictly buzz releases for the forthcoming comeback, but thanks to the Voice nobody has forgotten Christina Aguilera. In fact she's more popular currently than she has been in a good seven years or so. When Britney flops, she won't have that platform to fall back on.
     
  4. Jark

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    Speaking of Her Royal Cuntiness, here's a new look in which I like to think she's shading "the newcomer" again

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  5. POP!

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    Yeah she is still very much a NAME and she hasn't been gone long enough for the public to really view her as any sort of pop has been but she is in desperate need of emancipation. As much as I love her Sia and Dr Luke collabs, it may be time to go back to the drawing board
     
  6. Loufoque

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    She hasn't had a proper solo hit for nearly seven years! :(
     
  7. Suedey

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    QUEEN! :disco:
     
  8. Suedey

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    Very Breathless Mahoney. The QOL reinterpreting & updating another QOL's look. Ha! :disco:
     
  9. Loufoque

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    Chrissy is smart enough to call her reductive Marge rip-offs an HOMAGE!
     
  10. Suedey

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    Exactly. We all still remember what happened the last time a PRISSY WANNABE tried to pass off a reductive Madge homage as a DIVA ORIGINALE :disco:
     
  11. Pipo

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    She's appearing on JAY LENO next week :disco:

    Since Hunger Games opens this weekend she might be performing We Remain

    BURRRRRRRRRRN ME WITH FIRE
    DROOOOOAAA*croaks*WWWWN ME WITH RAIN
     
  12. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    lol

    Britney has been effortlessly(+talentless-ly) shitting on X for 15 years and you're still convinced X is now more liked OR has a bigger platform to fall on? No one even remembers the last hit X had. WHAT PLATFORM, love? She's the new Paulo Abdul. Embrace it & don't compare her to Brit.

    Good day
     
  13. Loufoque

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    To be fair, Jen, Chrissy was far more commercially viable between 2002-07
     
  14. J-Snow

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    I'm sorry Lou but, at what point throughout 2002-07 did Xtina release a Toxic?
     
  15. Loufoque

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    She released Beautiful which was just as massive and had an even larger cultural impact
     
  16. J-Snow

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    In the US/K and Canada only, and how do you define cultural impact? American Idol auditions? Then yes!

    Halloween costumes? Imitation by current pop icons? Things that could be talked about today? Then no!
     
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  17. Phoenix

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    :D
     
  18. Pipo

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    I'd rather Christina stays irrelevant due to her cunty attitude and being a total bitch (aka DIVA) with a big voice and no hit songs than Britney who runs on TRIPLE A Energizer batteries that may run their curse any minute now who has a bunch of fuck off amazing songs in her catalog but she can't even mime them properly anymore with half arse dancing and when she wheels them out on tours they turn out to be JAZZY RE-INVENTIONS or some shit like that :Oi: :Oi:
     
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    SANG IT!
     
  20. straightorbroken

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    Completely drenched in off its time trance it may be, the Valentin remix is so delirious. Perfect for feeling bad AND good about yourself and not really caring what the difference is :disco:

    SHHHIIIIIIIIIIINE is like a emotional eclipse.

    [video=youtube;C9aTt0b7fog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aTt0b7fog[/video]
     
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  21. POP!

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    What a lovely song and performance at tonight's AMAs and a vast improvement of her appearance last year!

    And can we just take a moment to fully appreciate this (it's not from 2006, i swear):

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  22. J-Snow

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    WOW! I've missed this. It makes her more appealing knowing that she's a complete bitch.
     
  23. Loufoque

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    She completely outshone everyone else on the red carpet with that look. Flawless.
     
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    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cE3o3Z7rjP8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    did it reach #1 on the Hot 100 or just the digital chart?
     
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    i love her new husky tone

    blues album please restraintina
     
  27. Loufoque

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    A #1 is a #1 funks. I don't care for clarifications which diminish XT's achievements.
     
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    just a reminder to anyone who knows - I asked the question, not LOULOU
     
  29. RaspberrySwirl

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    Best looking diva by a mile! :disco:
     
  30. Loufoque

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    Such an attractive CUNT!
     
  31. straightorbroken

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    My first time hearing this song. I like it, but what a shame to have someone who can't sing sharing it with her. On a side-note, marshmallow face Kelly Osbourne is getting fat again so I can't wait to hear her attempts to say something bitchy on Fashion Police.
     
  32. Loufoque

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    Yes, I noticed Kelly was packing. It seems to be a fundamental law of nature that Christina and Kelly cannot be thin at the same time. I personally think Christina looks better skinny, as she is more attractive in the face. Kelly should just accept that and stay fat.
     
  33. Apocalypt Flyer

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    SAY! Something has 'roared' back up form #13 to #2 on the US iTunes charts.

    ChartPoisonTina has been VACCINED (for autumn 2013 anyways).
     
  34. straightorbroken

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    You can only liposuck her from the charts for so long before she piles those hits back on and goes for dollars not pounds.
     
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  35. J-Snow

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    She never left the charts as a feature artist though.

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  36. Jark

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    Kelly IS pregnant, in all fairness :eyes:
     
  37. straightorbroken

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    Tomato, tomato.
     
  38. Pipo

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    Will Christina EVER have a solo hit again?

    On a sidenote, I went to see the Hunger Games 2 last night and stayed during the whole credits and We Remain is NOT PLAYED :evil:
     
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    Good question.

    If she's chasing a hit with her next solo album - probably not. Because as tremendous as "Your Body" was - it was just that, chasing a hit. If she keeps her INTEGRITÉ and bothers to promote the actual single other than singing it with a SOUP TIN ENSEMBLE, she just about might.
     
  40. Loufoque

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