Your favourite dictator

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The murdering bastards I can most relate to are:

  1. Adolf Hitler

    23.1%
  2. Josef Stalin

    53.8%
  3. Kim Il Sung

    7.7%
  4. Kim Jong Il

    46.2%
  5. Kim Jong Un

    15.4%
  6. Mao Zedong

    7.7%
  7. Benito Mussolini

    15.4%
  8. Mobuto Sese Seko

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Robert Mugabe

    23.1%
  10. Bashar al-Assad

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Fidel Castro

    38.5%
  12. Idi Amin

    15.4%
  13. U Thein Sein

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Hugo Chavez

    15.4%
  15. Muammar Gaddafi

    15.4%
  16. Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov

    7.7%
  17. King Abdullah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. Islam Karimov

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  20. Omar al-Bashir

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  21. François 'Papa-Doc' Duvalier

    15.4%
  22. Comrade Alexander Lukashenko

    7.7%
  23. Slobodan Milosevic

    7.7%
  24. Saddam Hussein

    7.7%
  25. OTHER - More details please

    15.4%
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  1. Dinlo

    Dinlo Gypsy Princess

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    Time for a round of 'Who's your Favourite Dictator?' :hitler:

    I've included a small sample, but there's loads I've surely missed so please feel free to add more and elaborate on why they have a place in your heart.

    Adolf Hitler – Germany: Because it takes a certain class of evil cunt to get his own Moopy smiley. Just ask :sup:.

    Josef Stalin – USSR: Because you know you would (pre-Purges).

    Kim Il Sung – North Korea: Because there's not many dictators who can pull off being Eternal President FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. Also, nice teefs.

    Kim Jong Il – North Korea: Because he had good hair and was great at looking at things. Iconic puppet.

    Kim Jong Un – North Korea: Because he has good hair and is great at looking at things.

    Mao Zedong – China: Because he never let that high hairline stop him from killing more people than Hitler. Now where's his fucking smiley? :hitler:

    Benito Mussolini – Italy: Because the man knew how to strike a pose.

    Mobuto Sese Seko – Zaire: Because if you're going to go on Concorde-flown shopping trip to Paris while stealing every penny you can from your country, you do it in a leopard-print hat.

    Robert Mugabe – Zimbabwe: Because this bitch has the balls to have that facial hair and not give a shit. May still pose a threat to Makosi Musambasi :(.

    Bashar al-Assad – Syria: Because he could give you an eye exam or shoot you in the street. Either/or!

    Fidel Castro – Cuba: Because he's the dictator all the other dictators think is cool. Apart from Gaddafi.

    Idi Amin – Uganda: Because African dictators have had to raise their game ever since. Forest Whitaker.

    U Thein Sein – Myanmar: Because Myanmar is a much sexier name than Burma.

    Hugo Chavez – Venezuela: Because he was crazy. Crazy like a fox.

    Muammar Gaddafi – Libya: Because the man was a legendary style icon.

    Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov – Turkmenistan: Because he has a name that can make Eileen spontaneously orgasm and was the dentist of his predecessor.

    King Abdullah – Saudi Arabia: Because you can get away with any shit if you're that rich.

    Islam Karimov – Uzbekistan: Because although he's a bit shit, he is grooming his daughter to take over after him and become the world's only Dictatress :disco:.

    Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo – Equatorial Guinea: Because he's been doing this shit longer than any other current dictator AND he survived a coup lead by Thatcher's son. Bow down bitches.

    Omar al-Bashir – Sudan: Because when hes not bombing civilians and refugees he looks great in sunglasses and has a winning smile :).

    François 'Papa-Doc' Duvalier – Haiti: Because not many dictators have the necessary panache to declare themselves voodoo gods.

    Comrade Alexander Lukashenko – Belarus: Because he's a NOTED (according to me) Eurovision fan with an ear for a tune and an eye for a good show.

    Slobodan Milosevic – Serbia: Because he had a hot accent. Probably.

    Saddam Hussein – Iraq: Because it's hard not to feel a little bit sorry for him now :(.
     
  2. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    Why can we vote for Papa Doc but not Bébé Doc? :evil:
     
  3. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    Also I object to the inclusion of Hugo Chavez in this list.
     
  4. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    And the inclusion of Slobodan Milošević.
     
  5. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    And the moral dubiousness of this entire poll. Start everything over.
     
  6. delirium

    delirium TOODLES FUCKFACE

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    I WANT TO INCLUDE THATCHER.
     
  7. delirium

    delirium TOODLES FUCKFACE

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    And this poll is proof that men try harder than women. Lazy bitches.
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    QUITE
     
  9. Indie

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    Pol Pot?
    Ho Chi Minh?
     
  10. Loufoque

    Loufoque BATTLE FOR YOUR LIFE

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    I don't really understand ironic appreciation of dictators. I suppose it's the luxury of living in the West.
     
  11. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    If Mariah Carey staged a coup in Burkina Faso, and it can only be a matter of time, you'd be all over it.
     
  12. Loufoque

    Loufoque BATTLE FOR YOUR LIFE

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    Why would Mariah try to take over some HOLE in the WALL like Burkina Faso? Supreme Ruler of the COSMOS daaaahling is the only title befitting the legendary Ms Carey.
     
  13. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    So do I. And where is SUPARMURAT NIYAZOV?

    And further more - POL POT?
     
  14. Barnacle

    Barnacle Climb on through my window.

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    I like Juan Peron in some of his songs.

    Otherwise I'm not fussed.
     
  15. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Amazing
     
  16. Jonfessions

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    I find the Kim dynasty fascinating and have been into North Korea for far longer than everyone else started banging on about it THANK YOU VERY MUCH :evil:
     
  17. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Jonfessions is SO indie when it comes to dictators.
     
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    OMG, I haven't entered this thread before now but last night I ENTIRELY dreamt that I was on a ferry which kept accidentally dipping under the water and getting me wet (it's a recurring dream- I wish I knew what it meant :( ) with Mariah Carey and was shielding her from said wet and as a result, when we arrived on the ISLE OF WIGHT (which had been transposed into some sort of opulent EGYPTIAN KINGDOM), it turned out she was a mad ruler who could turn people to stone with a blink and that she was going to spare me as I shielded her from said water and I spent the rest of the dream trying desperately to work out some way of OVERTHROWING HER

    The weirdest thing is, NONE of that is made up :D
     
  19. Mugatu

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    The Chechen dictator is a bit of an undiscovered (yet sultry) gem. LAD.

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  20. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Stalin, because I want to go back in time and change him while he's still in his poetry and fetching scarves stage. Even tho u killed half my family, yr still the one 4 me <3
     
  21. That One

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    I don't find any of the dictators as iconic as murderers - especially female mass killers. None of these can rock oversized 80s glasses like Ro' West.
     
  22. COB

    COB Skullomania nude on spacehopper

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    Goodness me :o
     
  23. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    Why did the hipster burn his mouth?



    Because he ate the pizza before it was cool. :basil:
     
  24. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Very good :D
     
  25. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    No Pinochet? :o

    He's got the best name.
     

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