YES, it 4am on a Friday morning and you know what that means! Time for a round of 'Who's your Favourite Dictator?' I've included a small sample, but there's loads I've surely missed so please feel free to add more and elaborate on why they have a place in your heart. Adolf Hitler – Germany: Because it takes a certain class of evil cunt to get his own Moopy smiley. Just ask :sup:. Josef Stalin – USSR: Because you know you would (pre-Purges). Kim Il Sung – North Korea: Because there's not many dictators who can pull off being Eternal President FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. Also, nice teefs. Kim Jong Il – North Korea: Because he had good hair and was great at looking at things. Iconic puppet. Kim Jong Un – North Korea: Because he has good hair and is great at looking at things. Mao Zedong – China: Because he never let that high hairline stop him from killing more people than Hitler. Now where's his fucking smiley? Benito Mussolini – Italy: Because the man knew how to strike a pose. Mobuto Sese Seko – Zaire: Because if you're going to go on Concorde-flown shopping trip to Paris while stealing every penny you can from your country, you do it in a leopard-print hat. Robert Mugabe – Zimbabwe: Because this bitch has the balls to have that facial hair and not give a shit. May still pose a threat to Makosi Musambasi . Bashar al-Assad – Syria: Because he could give you an eye exam or shoot you in the street. Either/or! Fidel Castro – Cuba: Because he's the dictator all the other dictators think is cool. Apart from Gaddafi. Idi Amin – Uganda: Because African dictators have had to raise their game ever since. Forest Whitaker. U Thein Sein – Myanmar: Because Myanmar is a much sexier name than Burma. Hugo Chavez – Venezuela: Because he was crazy. Crazy like a fox. Muammar Gaddafi – Libya: Because the man was a legendary style icon. Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov – Turkmenistan: Because he has a name that can make Eileen spontaneously orgasm and was the dentist of his predecessor. King Abdullah – Saudi Arabia: Because you can get away with any shit if you're that rich. Islam Karimov – Uzbekistan: Because although he's a bit shit, he is grooming his daughter to take over after him and become the world's only Dictatress . Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo – Equatorial Guinea: Because he's been doing this shit longer than any other current dictator AND he survived a coup lead by Thatcher's son. Bow down bitches. Omar al-Bashir – Sudan: Because when hes not bombing civilians and refugees he looks great in sunglasses and has a winning smile . François 'Papa-Doc' Duvalier – Haiti: Because not many dictators have the necessary panache to declare themselves voodoo gods. Comrade Alexander Lukashenko – Belarus: Because he's a NOTED (according to me) Eurovision fan with an ear for a tune and an eye for a good show. Slobodan Milosevic – Serbia: Because he had a hot accent. Probably. Saddam Hussein – Iraq: Because it's hard not to feel a little bit sorry for him now .