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  1. big ron

    big ron MOD

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    I quite enjoyed them too.
     
  2. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Do you and the MISSUS have an open relationship?
     
  3. big ron

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    I don't get it.
     
  4. big ron

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    Oh right, now I do.

    Not really, but we're quite liberal with our parts.
     
  5. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    Is Ron gonna be one if those discrete gays on Gaydar "I can't send a pic fella. I've got a wife and kids".
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Ron is one of those QUEERS who likes to think he's still STRAIGHT because he calls people MATE when they're giving him his third cock of the night up his arse on a HEATH somewhere...
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    That last post of mine made me SLIGHTLY ERECT
     
  8. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I'm currently teasing a straight work colleague over google chat that he's only been going to the gym to bulk up because he's frightened his little brother might rape him in homage to that Frankie Boyle joke about Jordan's son.

    He's told me to stop masturbating over it :(
     
  9. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    I am the world's worst work colleague today. All I'm doing is sitting here burping and sighing. CONSTANTLY.
     
  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I have been SO busy at work the last three weeks that I have almost COMPLETELY lost ANY momentum today. I have done about 10 minutes work in the last three hours...
     
  11. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    God is it not time for Rachey to have that awful cat of hers put down yet
     
  12. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    A customer just called me "Christ" in an email - finally people are CATCHING ON :smoke:
     
  13. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    This is NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT MANDY, KATE :evil:

    LESBIANS HAVE FEELINGS TOO
     
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  14. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    :D Poor abused Mandy. She does get treated worse than the cats :(
     
  15. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    I'm sure Mandy would LOVE to be GIVEN A BATH once in a while :(
     
  16. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    Do lesbians have feelings? I thought that was myth
     
  17. That One

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    This is amazing:

    Woman Jailed After Drunkenly Stealing Ferry and Claiming She Was A Pirate

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    My fave quotes:

     
  18. That One

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    Reminds me of Tischlampe
     
  19. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    To be fair, it WAS 'talk like a pirate day' earlier this week.

    HA! We watched this at the weekend. :D :D
     
  20. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    You watched lesbians bathing each other?
     
  21. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    Yeah, that's what that sounded like wasn't it? :confused:

    No, we watched the fabulosity that is 'Kath & Kim'.
     
  22. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I too was out last night (though exercised restraint, Tischy bbz! x). Six vodka and cokes and on the bus back I was utterly desperate for a piss.

    Obviously someone then sits next to me and I have to spend the remainder of the journey jigging like a spaz and attempting to surreptitiously press down on my dick (I hope other people do this) to stop the flow. I ambled off and went behind the back of a wall, feeling a ludicrous stereotype of Broken Britain. I just hope me frantically looking about for CCTV and repeatedly putting my hand over my face covered my a-s-s.

    I also had a drug experience last night but I really don't feel like I did it right :smoke:
     
  23. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    Oh, I used to piss on Sussex campus all the time babes! It's so far from town, and my halls were the complete over side of the bus stop.
     
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  24. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    :D LOVE IT
     
  25. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    DETAILS!
     
  26. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    It was desperate measures! And the bus was ridiculous - it did like a massive loop for no reason, I was in a state of disbelief. I stayed up until 3am with the East Slope massiv as well, the two-hour workshop this morning was fun :zombie:
     
  27. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    My flatmate constructed a makeshift waterpipe bong thing out of a bottle of Evian. I was invited to partake but I was fairly gone at this point and thought you had to drink the water :D I live a very sheltered life. Did do it a couple of times but I didn't really feel anything, which led to my confusion.
     
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  28. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    BLESS! :D Tbf, I would have no idea what to do either.

    What are the boys like at Sussex?
     
  29. big ron

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    Are you sure we've never met?
     
  30. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    We haven't, Ron. Yet. Believe me, you won't EVER forget meeting ME...
     
  31. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Apparently Grant Shapps is in the building today. UGH. I may go and graffiti "FUCK OFF TORY SCUM" in reception.
     
  32. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    Not too bad, you know - met a pretty fit one the other day, looked like a Jack Wills shop had threw up on him but you can't argue with shorts that short.

    If you mean my housemates then they're all alright. My natural instinct was to just post with my genitals. (not literally, that would be weird and my keyboard's oddly rough)
     
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  33. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Tischlampe's antics reminded me that I haven't actually touched a drop of alcohol in about a MONTH. And all without even NOTICING. SORRY AG.

    No wonder I'm MISERABLE TODAY. I'm going to hit the G&T tonight.
     
  34. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I had some red wine last night. It wasn't as GOOD as when I opened the bottle last week. I thought it would keep given that it's a screw top. Learnt that lesson there.
     
  35. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Just drink it ALL in one night :disco:

    I had the BEST bottle of red I've EVER tasted last week. From the Wine Society. Was fooking LUSH.
     
  36. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    I'm finishing early then won't be back at work until Wednesday :disco: Reason enough for a SWIFT HALF or two I think
     
  37. Tischlampe

    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    I must say I have been the sauce rather heavy of late. Maybe I need to have a sit down and have a talk with myslelf?
     
  38. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Oh I'm ALWAYS heavy on the sauce. As long as it doesn't take over your life and you're not feeling the ill effects of it, WHO THE FUCK CARES? :disco:
     
  39. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Pint of Guiness with breakfast at half seven. Just nearly drowned in a tragic non lesbian boating accident and now also back on the sauce

    Not dead yet.


    Cheers loves!
     
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  40. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    I second this!
     

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