Zombie Nation (Morning)

I feel like summat from the land of the dead. How can THREE beers do this to a MAN? I ASK YOU

 

Should we have a Ben Chatham forum?

Yes of COURSE we SHOULD

 

I had a PENCHANT for Pop-tarts, so I got some last night and had some for breakfast. Probably the least healthy thing I've ever had for breakfast .. it's left me decidedly CLAGGY

 

Morning. I have to arrange my meeting today. I couldn't sleep last night thinking about it.

 

Radio 1's Tedious Link: Kim Sims' Too Blind To See It.

LOVE IT.

 

im grumpy today and i dont know why.

 

God I must SCREAM gay. I've been named TIMBERLEY by the sarcastic FAT CUNT on my team. Although I did GRIN I have to say... That amongst all the other hints and innuendos thrown my way... I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of telling them though... I might tell them I have a WIFE....

 

water, coffee and a bacon sandwich. that'll sort you out.

 

i've just had a croissant for breakfast - thought i might as well start the day on a positive note seeing as my first task of the day is checking the invoices from 3 months of mailings... that'll be 5 MILLION then :mo:

 

Thanks for THAT. This is my FIRST EVER HANGOVER and your advice is PRICELESS

 

Anyway my fictional girlfriend... I shall name her... BARBRA.

Nothing GAY about THAT

 

how about BARBARELLA?

 

I also feel a bit rough! Went to see the Scissor Sisters last night and got a BIT CARRIED AWAY

 

i've got a 2 hour meeting this morning on our new policies and procedures.

FUN.

 

I had an EARLY NIGHT and I still FEEL LIKE SHITE

 

I'm just NOT in the mood for dealing with people who can't save their files properly today! But I guess I'll have to!

 

oooh were they good ? they are on at brixton tonight, but im trying to get tickets for Lordi....

 

Oh and Im also in a FUCKING BAD MOOD

 

just trying to be nice, but then I forgot, this is Moopy.

 

Why did Kylie choose the "1999 Menly C" look for Australian Vogue?

 

Finally my HMV order is complete and everything has arrived. Took AGES was beginning to get a little PISSED off.

 

Grrrr. My Gran's in hospital and those cunts will not answer the fucking phone so I can find out when the visiting hours are. :grr:

 

kylie or willy?

morning all
i'm exceptionally sleepy -> irritable today
i hope for their sake my colleagues keep their mouths shut today

 

awww. sorry to hear that. have you tried the hospital website ? they normally put opening hours on there...

 

It has the wonderfully helpful - "various".

My uncle and my brother both gave me the same answer so I'll go with it and see what happens. Apparently she's OK but I want to see her for myself, y'know?

 

Morning all.
I want cake. Or something.

 

ANOTHER day waiting for the washing machine repairman

 

UGH I'm off today but I have a terrible toothache

 

I'm tempted to use today as an experiment to see how many episodes of 'Murder, She Wrote' I can watch in a day. It's on BBC1 this afternoon, UKTV Drama this evening, and I've got season 3 on DVD to finish

 

i reckon 9 episodes.

 

I'm still waiting for one. It really isn't a good way to promote your company is it? Get people to order loads of stuff cheap, take AGES to send it in dribs and drabs...

 

So did you cut your hair?

 

Morning gang. First day back after the long weekend, BOO!

 

NOPE. Couldnt find a decent hairdressers or one with any free appointments. Might do it at the weekend.

 

One down. I'm not sure I have the stamina for another 8.

 

I was practically offered it on a plate yesterday and I didnt take it. Whats up with me!!?