Madame X Tour (CW: offensive carrot)

Is she still fleecing fans for that monstrous Polaroid or has she been TOLD?

I was retelling the story to a friend today and I realised it's probably the SCUMMIEST thing she's ever done and that's saying something.

My friend seems to think she's doing it as a sort of VAGUE ARTY STATEMENT about how anything she creates can be art :D the alternative is... she's just a CUNT.
 
If she shredded the money or something after I'd buy into that theory. Although it would just give another reason to hate her.
 
Is she still fleecing fans for that monstrous Polaroid or has she been TOLD?

I was retelling the story to a friend today and I realised it's probably the SCUMMIEST thing she's ever done and that's saying something.

My friend seems to think she's doing it as a sort of VAGUE ARTY STATEMENT about how anything she creates can be art :D the alternative is... she's just a CUNT.

Oh please God not the CUNT WORD in this thread AGAIN! :shock:
 
Most recent Polaroid updates:

28/9 $4000 - sadly Madame X didn't hear a woman in the back offering $5000
1/10 $5000 - highest amount thus far
2/10 Top bid is $2000 to which Madame says is not enough, and returns the Polaroid to her bra without selling it (dear Juan from Madrid got in just under the wire with his paltry $1500)
3/10 Madonna rebukes fan who offers her $1500 in $50 billls, Benjamins only (Love Spent remix)
No news for Saturday or Sunday.

I imagine the fansites have finally comprehended the awful optics of it all and will no longer be regaling us with this info.
 
I'm still waiting for someone to sue over the Grindr sweepstakes she never actually bothered to do. Although I imagine the bigger disappointment for those gays involved was finding their profiles blocked by every other user. And the laughter.

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/madonna-ruins-valentines-day-for-horny-gays.88708/
 
I'm still waiting for someone to sue over the Grindr sweepstakes she never actually bothered to do. Although I imagine the bigger disappointment for those gays involved was finding their profiles blocked by every other user. And the laughter.

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/madonna-ruins-valentines-day-for-horny-gays.88708/

Those poor, brave souls

I love how you're still bitter about it!
 
Most recent Polaroid updates:

28/9 $4000 - sadly Madame X didn't hear a woman in the back offering $5000
1/10 $5000 - highest amount thus far
2/10 Top bid is $2000 to which Madame says is not enough, and returns the Polaroid to her bra without selling it (dear Juan from Madrid got in just under the wire with his paltry $1500)
3/10 Madonna rebukes fan who offers her $1500 in $50 billls, Benjamins only (Love Spent remix)
No news for Saturday or Sunday.

Can't tell if this is a MOOPY PARODY POST or REALITY. That's how tragic this whole FARRAGO is.
 
3/10 Madonna rebukes fan who offers her $1500 in $50 billls, Benjamins only (Love Spent remix)
:D!

As somebody who has bought a Polaroid camera but can hardly afford new film at 20 euros a pop for 8 (eight!) actual polaroids, I actually sympathise with Madame X's wholly necessary money making schemata.
 
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone use the word “schemata” on here before :disco:

£2.67 in used coppers to anyone who can crowbar another hitherto unused word into their next post :david:
 
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone use the word “schemata” on here before :disco:

£2.67 in used coppers to anyone who can crowbar another hitherto unused word into their next post :david:

Damn, from a search it seems both antidisestablishmentarianism and floccinaucinihilipilification have been used. So I'm out.

That Madge, such an antidisestablishmentarianist.
 
Anyway sounds like it’s quite good, I thought that Immaculate Podcast review was quite touching with a bit of context.

also I’m finally caught up with it, but I’m a little sad that it won’t continue
 
The money might be for charity but it’s still in extremely poor taste the way she takes the cunt out of some of the audience but they just lap it up.
 
Wow just catching up on some serious TOLD YOU SO shit.

I guess dwindling ticket sales ain't paying for that hip replacement.
 
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Mmm, communal bowls of taramasalata, swimming with the saliva of gays with more money than sense.
 
The WHOLE CARROT tickled me no end. But what the fuck is sharing the plate?

Oh the carrot really is causing no end of amusement here. Not even the dignity of the julienne. And next to some sort of BISCUIT! Also loving GRAZING STATION on the menu. Really adding a touch of class there :disco:

I see that the TOURS DE CUISINE DE FRANCE STALÉ appear to be a VIP room staple :side-eye:
 

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