DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Lucille]

Cannot believe she was 36 PERFORMING THIS! LOVE YOU NICOLA STURGEON

STOP IT I don’t know what is real anymore.

This whole thread is the equivalent of picking up a gram at 6 in the morning when you know you should go to bed, and you know anything further is a complete waste of time and energy but you go on regardless because you’re incapable of making GOOD DECISIONS.

 

[Penelope]

It's no RUN AWAY TO THE STARS, IS IT

 

[Diddy]

I like this!!

given that Charlotte has just won with a brazen ABBA throwback, why not do the same? Admittedly that never works in practice but she sang it fine. The song is alright, just a Steps cast-off.

SHE WAS NEVER 36

 

[Penelope]

STOP IT I don’t know what is real anymore.

This whole thread is the equivalent of picking up a gram at 6 in the morning when you know you should go to bed, and you know anything further is a complete waste of time and energy but you go on regardless because you’re incapable of making GOOD DECISIONS.

And you NEVER REGRET IT

 

[Penelope]

And you NEVER REGRET IT

(okay maybe two years later when you have an inescapable drug problem)

 

[Penelope]

OMG THIS KEY CHANGE

 

[win_the_game]

It's no RUN AWAY TO THE STARS, IS IT

No but a schlagerfied SITTING DOWN HERE will do just fine.

 

[Lucille]

(okay maybe two years later when you have an inescapable drug problem)

That’s not even close to being as sad as this bitches cowboy hat and choker combo!

 

[Penelope]

Those HOWLS FROM THE AUDIENCE

CHEAP CUNTS

 

[win_the_game]

Only a brave woman can fashion the CAMEL TOE in front of 100 million viewers.

 

[Penelope]

Look at this French binch in a CHEAP FULL BODY C&A DRESS

 

[Lucille]

LADY IN RED!

 

[Penelope]

Oh TRUE COLORS IS IT?

 

[Penelope]

Oh TRUE COLORS IS IT?

BY DES'REE!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh hush you rotten cow! I love this too.

 

[Lucille]

Look at this French bitch in a CHEAP FULL BODY C&A DRESS

That’s a dress! I thought it was emergency housing for victims of some hurricane. Did we have those in 2000?

 

[Penelope]

Also, can I just say - how CHIC are the FLAGIFIED LIPS THIS YEAR?

 

[Penelope]

That’s a dress! I thought it was emergency housing for victims of some hurricane. Did we have those in 2000?

I believe 9/11 was the YEAR AFTER

 

[Penelope]

The crowd really is going wild for ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THIS YEAR

Just GRATEFUL TO BE LET IN I IMAGINE

 

[Lucille]

It’s really testament to the human spirit that this thread (and Pen) are still going!

 

[win_the_game]

Poor Sofia fell into a state of depression after this as there were loads of comments about her being une grande HEFFER.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh yet another favourite CHEZ WTG!

 

[Penelope]

Oooh, they have PAN PIPES IN ROMANIA

 

[Penelope]

Oh yet another favourite CHEZ WTG!

You really are UTTERLY PERVERSE

 

[win_the_game]

YODELLING and PAN PIPES. Such a glorious combination.

 

[Lucille]

Is it possible to be nonced through a YouTube video?

 

[Penelope]

Oh actually - this is giving me shades of ELISABETH ANDREASSON - I EVIGHET!

 

[win_the_game]

You really are UTTERLY PERVERSE

2000 is wall-to-wall hits bar a couple of songs.

 

[Penelope]

2000 is wall-to-wall hits bar a couple of songs.

PERVERT

I mean I love it, albeit for MOSTLY HORRIFIED PERVERSE REASONS

 

[Penelope]

Oooh it's PURPLE RAIN NOW

 

[Penelope]

I think I got WON ROUND TO THAT IN THE END

 

[Lucille]

I swear Romanians don’t look like this nowadays. At least the manager of the local fish and chip shop with two kids who I shagged didn’t.

 

[Penelope]

Omg FUCK YOU ITALY

 

[Penelope]

Love this PHONE MUSIC in between. Oh to be LIVING IN 2000 WITH OPTIMISM

 

[Lucille]

What is this NON BINARY nonsense from Malta.

 

[win_the_game]

A WONDER IN TURQUOISE CHIFFON.

 

[Penelope]

Love this HOT CALYPSO SHIT

 

[Penelope]

So far as I know she's a MALTESE TORY MP NOW

 

[Lucille]

No wonder they’re an EX British colony.

 

[VoR]

I'm watching this thread from the sidelines, but I've just had to tune in for this fabulous Maltese Jane McDonald