win_the_game
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I feel really fucking disgusted with myself now
For the record at no point did I claim this was an oldie but a goodie.
I feel really fucking disgusted with myself now
Singing out of tune the whole first verse and chorus didn't help much.This had the makings of a somewhat okay song, but somehow managed to get absolutely fucking everything wrong.
My YouTube has taken me straight into ASFE 1994
I haven't stopped it
Mine has skipped to ASFE 2002, presented by Claire Sweeney. She really has never, at any point in her life, been young. She came out of the womb with rollers in.My YouTube has taken me straight into ASFE 1994
I haven't stopped it
It's all relative. This might have looked alright in the BBC basement in front of a crowd of 20, but put these two clowns in front of 5,000 people or whatever the population of Latvia is and it descends straight into NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.But this performance is not even close to the HORROR that was in Eurovision.
Have you all seen the dress rehearsal performance of Jemini? They are actually in TUNE mostly. They might have scraped 18th with this...
Have you all seen the dress rehearsal performance of Jemini? They are actually in TUNE mostly. They might have scraped 18th with this...
Have you all seen the dress rehearsal performance of Jemini?
I did. I don't think I can take any more of this.My YouTube has taken me straight into ASFE 1994
I haven't stopped it
Mine has skipped to ASFE 2002, presented by Claire Sweeney. She really has never, at any point in her life, been young. She came out of the womb with rollers in.
I’m presuming that’s a RHETORICAL QUESTION?
BRILLIANTClaire Sweeney will forever be remembered by me for being deservedly lampooned on Bo Selecta as a shrieking harridan squatting in a field.
2007Which year was SCOOCH?
We've managed to field an actual decent entrant a couple of times - 2009, 2011, 2017 - but it really is shocking just how bad we've been at this since Jessica. It costs the BBC as much to send shite as it would to send something respectable, so why they're so determined to just half arse it is entirely beyond me.
60 minute makeover is my ultimate guilty pleasure.
A couple of SuRie's post Eurovision songs have been so much better. Not necessarily winners, but a massive step outside of the box of nothingness we tend to keep our entries inside. She deserves another crack of the whip, I was proud of her as a representative even if the song was a bit gash.Sometimes we have managed to get a decent artist, but the song isn't up to scratch. Javine and SuRie are probably two of those. Javine suffered from having the dreaded second in the running order plus there were other ethnic uptempos that did it so much better. SuRie is a great artist but she was saddled with a shite song.
STOP DEFENDING SURIE
SHE'S SHIT
One of my exes is in business with John Amabile. An even bigger queen in real life.
Oh, they weren't up to much. Two teabags on a lilo.Plus SHIT BOOBS
God there is a name I haven't heard in YEARS. I remember seeing him out on the gay scene back in the day in Glasgow. Also those other two queens, the blond and dark haired one who did TV shows.
I bought Jemini single
Oh yes! Colin and Justin. I've heard many a TALE about that pair.
Oh yes! Colin and Justin. I've heard many a TALE about that pair.
Officially half as good as 1991 nowI know, we're just trying to boost the post count in this thread so it was worthwhile sitting through 2003.
Mod Kala removing any post that isn't ESC related in the sacred Eurovision forumI've just moved everything into ASFM as it was getting WAY off topic here.