Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Soldi]

@Rachey live from the Globe Arena saying Hope and GLORY

 

[Alla]

I know it's always the same but I bloody love Lynda Woo... Lynda.

 

[Lucille]

Why has Mans put his clothes back on.

 

[Alex]

Why did you put the shirt back on Måns ?

 

[Soldi]

Only teardrops eardrops

 

[Alla]

@Rachey live from the Globe Arena saying Hope and GLORY

Is @Rachey a MONSTER then?

 

[Penelope]

By this point the LYNDA skit was really wearing thin.

It really was one where they should have QUIT WHEN THEY WERE AHEAD after TWO

Obviously I can really only say that for ARTISTIC REASONS given it went down like a SWINE'S IDEA OF PEARLS with most of the audience

 

[dmlaw]

I would like to buy some Only Teardrops ear drops.

 

[Soldi]

TAKE ME TO YOUR HEAVEN

 

[Madíson]

VOTING CLOSED

 

[Soldi]

LOREEN GANGS

 

[Madíson]

"And other well known Loreen songs"

 

[Lucille]

The dreaded Loren kids.

 

[Soldi]

Euphoria and other WELL KNOWN Loreen songs

 

[D5K]

Oh hang on this was all in an innocent pre-Statements era

 

[Penelope]

at how ENTRANCINGLY DUMB that long-haired one's shtick is

 

[win_the_game]

LOREEN GANGS

Better known as HEROIN ADDICTS.

 

[Raining on Me]

Thank fuck it's a country that's so invested hosting though, they really do give back here everything and more and that interval was phenomenal.

The "dreaded Loreen kids"

 

[Penelope]

Street gangs roam the streets of Stockholm

LITERALLY STATEMENTS

 

[Soldi]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh Petra.

They really do it all so well.

 

[Alex]

Is @Rachey a MONSTER then?

She did something terrible in her early youth

 

[Alla]

These screaming countdowns are embarrasing, sorry.

 

[Suomi]

Street gangs roam the streets of Stockholm

LITERALLY STATEMENTS

that’s what happened to me!

 

[Penelope]

God, this really is an almost UNFAIR vaulting of the quality, compared with other noted show filler routines of the past such as TWO MIDDLE-AGED TURKS SQUAWKING VOLARE AT THE AUDIENCE

 

[Soldi]

Oh fuck this let’s listen to OTHER WELL KNOWN LOREEN SONGS

 

[D5K]

Okay we all enjoy Mans but no-one asked for this

 

[Lucille]

Even hot on a Segway.

 

[Beverley]

Not staying for the votes, bye sluts

 

[win_the_game]

Even hot on a Segway.

You should see that video of him naked on a horse.

 

[Alex]

Okay we all enjoy Mans but no-one asked for this

it would be better without the shirt

 

[Madíson]

MOOPY RESULT

Okay - here's the voting animation. The result is so close, that I'm not going to paste the results yet. To start the animation press space, and use the up and down arrows to speed up or slow down.

https://scorewiz.eu/scoreboard/view/322182/moopy-eurovision-re-watch-2016

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mans, love, if you want to sell us something, do it NAKED.

 

[Soldi]

Not staying for the votes, bye sluts

 

[GinAg (39)]

With the incentive of the BETTER VOTING SYSTEM this may be our biggest rewatch yet.

 

[win_the_game]

Not staying for the votes, bye sluts

You're such a LIGHTWEIGHT.

 

[Penelope]

I went to Māns' post-Eurovision win gig in Heaven and as you can probably guess from this it was one of the most grindingly uninspiring and aggressively heterosexual experiences of my life. Literally ALL THE SCHLAGER HITS turned into FUCKING COLDPLAY SONGS

 

[Alla]

So many good songs over the years and they won with this.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just sent Kala my song. I think I included most things he asked for - the anal swab I was in too minds about, and a lock of hair from my first-born son was impossible because all of my children were born with Alopecia.

 

[Penelope]

Heroes really is the platonic ideal of a 7/10.