Eurovision Drunken Rewatch: MYMU 2005, 11:30 BST

[GNL]

Just doing this now

 

[Lucille]

Natalie Cassidy!!!

 

[COB]

OMG! She's just doing this now.

 

[ButterTart]

The fuck is Natalie Cassidy doing there? Was Pam St Clement busy?

 

[Madíson]

Bring back Paddy.

 

[Alla]

A Lulu reference

 

[COB]

Javine the SLAG!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh FUCK OFF!

....bit Rude, but ok...

 

[win_the_game]

Oh FUCK OFF!

Don't scare away the newbies!

 

[GNL]

Is Javine the one that fucked Alesha Dixon's husband or was that the other one?

 

[Lucille]

....bit Rude, but ok...

Sorry hun.

 

[Lucille]

What a slag!

 

[ButterTart]

"I will sing and dance to the best of my ability". Really not promising much there, Jav.

 

[Madíson]

Is Javine the one that fucked Alesha Dixon's husband or was that the other one?

It's Javine (the slag)

 

[GNL]

Fun for Asia Minor.

 

[Beverley]

JUST VOTE FOR ME!

 

[Alla]

TITS OUT FOR EUROVISION, Javine!

 

[Madíson]

Shamelessly stealing Katie Price's techinique of getting her tits out.

 

[Lucille]

I actually really like this!

 

[lolly]

She is a slag though

 

[ButterTart]

....bit Rude, but ok...

He's always like this when he's been at the glue. Send him a snap of a bumhole (doesn't have to be your own), and he'll be nice as pie. It's like Pavlov's dogs.

 

[Madíson]

 

[win_the_game]

What a slag!

The signs were there. Look at how she holds that microphone.

 

[ButterTart]

FUCK OFF WOGAN

 

[COB]

Rolf Harris!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is Hazel Dean?

 

[Alla]

Sinitta!!

 

[COB]

Hazell! We should have sent her

 

[Alla]

Who is Hazel Dean?

OMG

 

[COB]

Who is Hazel Dean?

You really are flying close to the fucking sun.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You really are flying close to the fucking sun.

I am so fucking sorry you are a cradle snatcher dating someone born in the 90s.

 

[Alla]

Now @ButterTart hot favourite

 

[COB]

Oh this is like a shit X Factor backstory from this era.

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know Forsyth's daughter wrote Go!

Oop, Tricolore. @Alla Brand New Day is the song you got me from SoulSeek. I've no idea why I like this so much.

 

[Lucille]

Cob has a TOYBOY!

 

[Suomi]

My favourite memory of this night is Sonia Jackson’s defence of Andy Scott-Lee whilst the audience and other judges titter

“what I love about Andy is that he never GIVES UP “

 

[GNL]

"Surely 2005 is the UK's year - anyway here's the kid brother of the talentless one from STEPS, and inflatable reality star Katie Price."

 

[win_the_game]

This lot sound like a right bunch of tossers.

 

[Alla]

This sounds like a very, very, VERY cheap Il Volo.

 

[COB]

This is disgusting. Had RHYDIAN been invented yet?