Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Madisön]

I’d rather have opened with La Venda.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Already I'm wishing this was more about the 2020 contest than a bunch of old clips

After listening to semi final two today, I'm sure as hell not.

 

[Peekaboo]

Wow the tone of this programme is WILD.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Johnny Logan really looks like an OLD NONCE.

 

[Christian]

My good friend Johnny Logan

DO cheer things up please Hilversum

 

[Penelope]

My god this feels like a fucking NEWS PROGRAMME. Or worse - The One Show!

Couldn't they have PIPED IN SOME FAKE CROWD NOISE?!

 

[COB]

Is this the same RTE studio where Linda Martin told the world about being called a cunt?

 

[Madisön]

HE REALLY IS Julian Assange. Ever seen them in the same place?

 

[Zu]

Well this isn’t at all MORBID IS IT

 

[Ellie]

Oh God. This really doesn’t work.

 

[Madisön]

Is that Lord Howard?

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

SPARKLY LEGGINGS!!!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED ALREADY

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

This may well be a long two hours.

 

[Beverley]

The theme is SUICIDAL!

 

[Tisch]

Someone remind me of Kala's description of Johnny.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Honestly just play a live performance of all the songs, pop on some app voting and BE DONE WITH IT

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Shall we just rewatch 2016 AGAIN

 

[Beverley]

Who is this Dutch queen and why is she singing?

Does this mean Edsilia will be singing too?

 

[Madisön]

Someone remind me of Kala's description of Johnny.

“He’s a man, and therefore sub-human”.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I don't think we really needed the general public trying to sing along in more keys than there actually are.

 

[D1ZZY]

Really longing for Verka to gatecrash this

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

I’m not being racist, he actually looks like a potato.

 

[Madisön]

Really longing for Verka to gatecrash this

Cuts to Dustin the Turkey and Lordi.

 

[Beverley]

Fuck sincerity, give us some BANGERS!

 

[Baby LaZenne]

"Well Meaning"


I can read through the lines Graham

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Surely the general public are UTTERLY SICK of fucking SING A LONGS already.

Give us some scrag from Azerbeijan with a mysterious Cleopatra complex, and do it ASAP

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I’m not being racist, he actually looks like a potato.

A potato you said you'd shove up your arse last week

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I’m not being racist, he actually looks like a potato.

He’s the FATHER of the FAMINE

 

[FetchFugly]

Well meaning and sincere. A warning from Graham there.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I was worried he might have been going to lash straight into Hold Me Now for a moment there.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

This is so GRIM!

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

THIRTY SECONDS EACH?

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Oh if this doesn’t improve by HALF PAST I’m off to listen to Lesley Roy’s best hits.

 

[Madisön]

We get a postcard for a 30 second clip?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OH GOD DON'T THREATEN US WITH NEW MUSIC FROM DUNCAN LAWRENCE

 

[Madisön]

Is it true that Blas Canto’s father died this week?

 

[Beverley]

Eden Alene is really gorgeous

 

[Zu]

Looking forward to a feel-good update on the DEATH COUNT!

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Oh great new material from Duncan Lawrence!