Eurovision drunk Rewatch 1999 again - 23/05 23:30

[SDF]

Oh the Rosie Ribbons hair flick

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden

 

[dmlaw]

Sweden is a 12455 if I ever heard one.

 

[Tisch]

I've said this before already BUT

It wasn't until lockdown and Eurovision became this whole way of life that I realised Charlotte Nilsson and Charlotte Pirelli was the same actual person

 

[Lucille]

Of course Portugal has to ruin it.

 

[SDF]

NO Portugal, can we just have Charlotte come back on stage for a reprise

 

[Tisch]

It’s so CHRISTMASY.

PERFECT description

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure if Portugal looks more like an ugly woman or a really ugly man.

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden
01 Portugal

 

[dmlaw]

Of course Portugal has to ruin it.

That's the whole reason that Portugal exists at Eurovision,

"We've just had something really good and we need someone to remind the audience that they're going to die."

 

[Lucille]

That Portugal entry does have the FAINTEST WHIFF of Baby Jane.

 

[D5K]

It’s so CHRISTMASY.

That's because the backing track is 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day'.

 

[Lucille]

07 Lithuania
06 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
02 Poland
10 Iceland
10 Cyprus
10 Sweden
01 Portugal

 

[SDF]

Ireland here with her best Heather Small impression

 

[SDF]

Are they touching their baby bumps in this perf?

 

[Lucille]

I wish my voice was this deep

 

[SDF]

Seriously are they singing IN ENGLISH?

 

[Tisch]

Was I meant to loudly guffaw at Ireland's voice?

 

[Tisch]

Ireland here with her best Heather Small impression

Stop making fun. It's a lovely rendition of Heather Proud's "Small"

 

[SDF]

Ireland might be my favourite revelation of the evening

ICONIC

 

[Lucille]

I’ve fucked up my scores somehow!

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden
07 Ireland

 

[Lucille]

Somehow I ended up with SDF’s scores.

 

[SDF]

I’ve fucked up my scores somehow!

I think you rated Denmark twice

 

[Lucille]

Oh I give up. DOUZE to Croatia.

 

[Soldi]

Somehow I ended up with SDF’s scores.

And posted in the 1998 thread. WHAT WILL we do with YOU?!

 

[SDF]

Somehow I ended up with SDF’s scores.

This is okay hun x

 

[dmlaw]

Austria has a very strong 'shit Belinda Carlisle song' vibe about it.

 

[Tisch]

Omg Austria serving a CHOOON

 

[dmlaw]

Somehow I ended up with SDF’s scores.

Next, you'll be having torrid sex with a very tall man. Everyone else in Scotland has.

 

[Tisch]

There is not a lot to this but quite big tits

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden
07 Ireland
08 Austria

 

[Lucille]

Next, you'll be having torrid sex with a very tall man. Everyone else in Scotland has.

I’d even take an accidental rimming at this point.

 

[D5K]

I've just seen how this song does in the scoring. Wow.

 

[dmlaw]

I've just seen how this song does in the scoring. Wow.

I know. I was beginning to think that the people who want to drive them into the sea may have a point.

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden
07 Ireland
08 Austria
01 Israel

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium
05 Spain
10 Croatia
09 UK
05 Slovenia
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Denmark
05 France
08 Netherlands
05 Poland
09 Iceland
08 Cyprus
11 Sweden
07 Ireland
08 Austria
01 Israel

No happy birthday to you

 

[Lucille]

I've just seen how this song does in the scoring. Wow.

Cyprus is the biggest ATROCITY of the scoring.

 

[D5K]

Cyprus is the biggest ATROCITY of the scoring.

Well that goes without saying.

 

[Lucille]

I love that Maltese trash!