Pop Toilet Flop Album Listen #3: Eternal - Eternal [Spanish Version](Spanish Version) Wed @ 8pm

[Iguana]

Oooh this is quite sultry

 

[Iguana]

oh this should have ended three choruses ago

Which one, are you a bit ahead?

 

[BoysForSeles]

I was shocked Vernie allowed a sex song on this.

 

[dUb]

Sir, this is an Eternal album. who are you

 

[dUb]

Which one, are you a bit ahead?

oh still track 2!

 

[Iguana]

There drums are a bit OFF-PUTTING

 

[Tisch]

A fairly strong album so far. I'm quite SHOCKED!

Spoke to soon.

 

[dUb]

I was shocked Vernie allowed a sex song on this.

I was fully ready for a gospel moment!

 

[Iguana]

oh still track 2!

Oh right ok! It's just you seem to be summarising them before they've got going

 

[dUb]

3. Sunday Morning - suspect i have a higher threshold for many when it comes to mid-tempo vibe tracks with layered BVs. nothing wrong with this!

• Is it better than Higher Than Heaven? NO
• Is it better than I Wanna Know? YES

 

[Iguana]

Well, this one should have ended 2 choruses ago too

 

[dUb]

another one that needed a good TRIM

 

[Tisch]

I have absolutely nothing to say about Sunday morning.

Now onto track 4... Have we wandered into a Honeyz album track?

 

[BoysForSeles]

I Cry Real Tears was supposed to be a single too apparently.

 

[dUb]

"You oughta be ashamed of yourself" is a good opener

 

[Iguana]

Why do they need to specify that the tears are real?

 

[Iguana]

"You oughta be ashamed of yourself" is a good opener

Oh, I heard "You oughta be ashamed of your son" which has less of a ring

 

[Tisch]

I should attempt some sort of RANK ()

08 Watcha Gonna Do
07 Treat Me Like a Lady
03 Sunday Morning
04 I Cry Real Tears

 

[BoysForSeles]

Why do they need to specify that the tears are real?

There’s probably a lot of fake ones in girl band lives as a tactic to win support in a row?

 

[dUb]

4. I Cry Real Tears - oh this is just a (much) less good Oh Baby I. Rhyming tears with fears is just a bit too BASIC

• Is it better than Higher Than Heaven? NO
• Is it better than I Wanna Know? NO

 

[Tisch]

Why do they need to specify that the tears are real?

Cos they didn't have enough syllables for "crocodile"

 

[Iguana]

There’s probably a lot of fake ones in girl band lives as a tactic to win support in a row?

Drama queens

 

[BoysForSeles]

Drama queens

I wonder who cried most in Eternal. It wasn’t Vernie for sure.

 

[dUb]

So many 4mins+ tracks on this album

 

[dUb]

Was this supposed to be their big name American album? I'm not recognising the names in the credits...

 

[Tisch]

Pillow Talk - so called because it makes you SLEEP!

 

[dUb]

5. Pillow Talk - the verses are ok but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

• Is it better than Higher Than Heaven? NO
• Is it better than I Wanna Know? NO

 

[Iguana]

I genuinely stopped listening to this one

 

[Iguana]

Great rhyme of me with me

 

[Iguana]

It's all been NICE BACKGROUND so far but not more than that sadly

 

[Tisch]

08 Watcha Gonna Do
07 Treat Me Like a Lady
03 Sunday Morning
04 I Cry Real Tears
00 Pillow Talk

Yeah that's enough for me Vernie as well thank you!

 

[dUb]

god that was a slog

ok Missing You brings us back to the cheap r&b beats

 

[Iguana]

Ooh this one has A BOUNCE!

 

[Tisch]

Missing You - feels like it's missing a *DARKCHILD* at the beginning

 

[BoysForSeles]

I like Missing You, particularly after the last one.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh this one has A BOUNCE!

.....and it's gone

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m gonna dig out/put myself through Breakfast In Bed by Kelle after this.

 

[dUb]

they really should have got Kevin Shek'Spere Briggs and Kandi Burruss on the phone

 

[dUb]

i've abandoned my review format btw

Missing You is ok
Sensual Man is another beige effort

Do we have ANY Vernie lead vox on this by the way?

 

[Tisch]

I've completely stopped listening