Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 (19/09 20.00 BST)

[win_the_game]

I'm not sure what's worse - Riverdance-lite or those vocals

 

[Tisch]

Has she found the note yet?

 

[lolly]

85 Hungary

 

[Lucille]

I mean it does pop, and that’s some choreography for 5 straight men to pull off.

 

[Soldi]

09 Hungary

 

[lolly]

I mean it does pop, and that’s some choreography for 5 straight men to pull off.

I don't think they were straight following the aftershow

 

[dmlaw]

I mean it does pop, and that’s some choreography for 5 straight men to pull off.

Yes. Five straight men. That's what they are.

 

[lolly]

She is a cunt though

 

[Soldi]

I bet EVIL CHERYL was sat at home CACKLING. Although she might have been beating up that poor toilet attendant.

 

[Lucille]

SERVE YOU SLAG!

 

[Iguana]

So there are a few of us watching this

 

[win_the_game]

This is so basic (the song not Tiguana's ESC club).

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder exactly when Javine realised that this wasn't going very well. At least her tit didn't fall out this time.

 

[lolly]

85 Hungary
40 UK

 

[Soldi]

So there are a few of us watching this

You bunch of SUPERSPREADERS

(Hope ur all havin a nice time xx)

 

[dmlaw]

So there are a few of us watching this

This doesn't look very socially distanced. I hope you're all going to be sitting with your phones and posting rather than talking to each other.

 

[Soldi]

09 Hungary
06 United Kingdom

 

[lolly]

This is so basic (the song not Tiguana's ESC club).

But why are they meeting in an office canteen?

 

[dmlaw]

THIS winker.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So there are a few of us watching this

 

[win_the_game]

Whatever happened to the Chiara emoji?

 

[lolly]

85 Hungary
40 UK
65 Malta

 

[Soldi]

09 Hungary
06 United Kingdom
04 Malta

 

[lolly]

FASHION

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh it’s Venus D-Lite.

 

[dmlaw]

Whatever happened to the Chiara emoji?

People thought that it looked too much like the Prophet Muhammad and it had to be deleted.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a wonder no one goes up in flames this contest.

 

[lolly]

85 Hungary
40 UK
65 Malta
95 Romania

 

[Tisch]

I want to see Romanian Stomp right NOW

 

[dmlaw]

It’s a wonder no one goes up in flames this contest.

Javine's career did.

 

[Lucille]

I enjoy the disco lesbian Karen concept though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s a wonder no one goes up in flames this contest.

Global warming started at Eurovision.

 

[Lucille]

Is this real? It’s like something from the Eurovision film.

 

[dmlaw]

I had forgotten that Noel Fielding after a three day bender did Eurovision.

 

[dmlaw]

I have no doubt that @ButterTart would describe Norway as his favourite of the year. He wouldn't be entirely wrong.

 

[lolly]

Nice shade of lippy, though

 

[lolly]

85 Hungary
40 UK
65 Malta
95 Romania
30 Norway

 

[Lucille]

I thought there was a UFO outside my window but some cunt has just let off Chinese Lanterns.

 

[Suomi]

Omg at Norway’s Orange Revolution statement

 

[ButterTart]

I have no doubt that @ButterTart would describe Norway as his favourite of the year. He wouldn't be entirely wrong.

I didn't realise it was 2005! I heard rumblings that it was 1976 and I wanted no part of it. I might watch now.