Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling One

[Iguana]

So cheap compared to the good ones tonight

 

[Raining on Me]

I think I fancy him and I hate myself for it

This is HORROR like no OTHER. Also it goes to the same place as that last ballad, a dead end

 

[Soldi]

Oh poor Kadiatou is so finishing last isn’t she

 

[Apoca]

Hate the outfit.

Think the song is pretty irritating.

But he sold the fuck out of it with that performance.

 

[Penelope]

Which Mid 00s Belgian preselection was that from again?

Oh come on, I hate it but it's hardly at the level of LOVE POWER

 

[RJN]

Are you aware of Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity”?

yes but I guess I don’t mind songs being derivative

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, sorry, I really liked that. Clever staging, whatever it ripped off, and it was catchy as fuck. Just because you HATE him, doesn't make it ROTTEN.

 

[Tisch]

That did nothing for me. I didn't find it SO HATEFUL or anything, it just left me cold.

 

[Apoca]

Oh poor Kadiatou is so finishing last isn’t she

with. a. bullet.

 

[Penelope]

Kadiatou feels like a HOT SHOT for last after all that 100%

 

[RJN]

The clip of Lillyaster was good. Shame about the rest of the song

 

[Madíson]

1. Paul Rey I guess
2. Jessica’s Andersson
3. Fingerprints ballad
4. Arvingarna
5. One Touch
6. Jamiroquai
7. Lillasyster

 

[Soldi]

At least I can play Horizon to death if she goes to AC.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I don't hate it for ripping off a 25 year old performance, just every other single feature about it.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Jessica and male privilege please.

 

[Soldi]

1. Jessica
2. Arvingarna
3. Danny
4. Paul
5. Nathalie
6. Kadiatou
7. Lillasyster

 

[ButterTart]

That did nothing for me. I didn't find it SO HATEFUL or anything, it just left me cold.

It’s the sort of sterile shitpop that’s done nothing at Eurovision for Sweden recently.

If it was by a woman we’d be saying it was coming last.

 

[Tisch]

1. Jessica
2. Nathalie
3. Tänker
4. The rock one
5. Danny
6. Paul Rey
7. Kadiatou

 

[Lucille]

Yea please Jess and the take it in the Ass players DTF

 

[Sheena]

1. LENA

Oh ok...

1. Jessica
2. Danny
3. Arvingarna
4. Nathalie
5. Paul
6. Kadiatou
7. Lillasyster

 

[Apoca]

AC is the best Jessica can hope for, I guess.

 

[Soldi]

It is a VERY STRONG heat indeed.

 

[Raining on Me]

Please not Paul and Danny DTF...

I mean I know both are highly likely in some capacity but please not TOP 2

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Danny recaps well

 

[D5K]

1 Danny
2 Jessica
3 nathalie
4 Kadiatou
5 Paul
6 Lillasyster
7 Arvingarna

 

[Sheena]

Actually, I do think I might put Danny first...the performance was top notch

 

[Alla]

This mararena nonsense sang by anyone else finishes dead last.

 

[Tisch]

Danny recaps well

 

[Tisch]

Can we vote?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I honestly found Danny unbearable to watch.

 

[Raining on Me]

Why HAS Lena not done it since 2004? Or has she?

 

[ButterTart]

1. Arvingarna
2. Lillyaster
3. Jessica
4. Kadiatou (the song, not the perf)
5. Dunno, Danny?
6. Nathalie
7. That fucking stoat thing.

 

[RJN]

1. Arvingarna
2. Jessica
3. Paul Rey
4. Nathalie
5.Danny
6. Kadiatou
7. 3 doors down

 

[Penelope]

If it was by a woman we’d be saying it was coming last.

I'm not sure I WOULD considering the bar of the Kadiatou performance!

 

[VoR]

I reckon Danny, Paul and Arvingarna will be the top 3 in some order. PRAYING Jessica sneaks 4th, but I can see Nathalie nabbing it.

 

[COB]

1. Four Poofs Without a Piano
2. Jess
3. Nathalie
4. Kadiatou when she wasn't singing
5. Nickelback thing I guess
6. Danny
7. Paul

 

[Apoca]

But if I HAD IT MY WAY:

DTG: Jessica / Arvingarna
AC: Danny / Nathalie
5 Paul Rey
6 Nickelstank
7 Kadiatou

 

[ButterTart]

This mararena nonsense sang by anyone else finishes dead last.

Yes! I won’t pretend for one second that we wouldn’t all be taking the piss out of that if it was an unknown woman singing it.

 

[Sheena]

Why HAS Lena not done it since 2004? Or has she?

She hasn't. She hasn't needed to. She was huge in Sweden for a long while and is still pretty big but knows she won't win anymore at her age against the younger types. Said recently she'd never compete again.

 

[Tisch]

Quite nice arse