Andra Chansen 2021 - Pick Your Fighters

[Suomi]

Christer actually has a nice voice!

he’s won Melfest! He came last in Eurovision in 1992

 

[FetchFugly]

Tommy Nilsson's HAIR

 

[Raining on Me]

I can‘t imagine you mean the posts on here so what on earth were the DVs like? Cussing? Screeching? STAMPEDING PIGS?

ALL OF THE ABOVE

 

[Lucille]

Who are these RENT BOYS?!?

 

[COB]

OH. Must be a full moon in Sweden tonight

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who are these RENT BOYS?!?

That's RENT BOYS WITH EMOTIONS TO YOU

 

[Apoca]

This is a LUKE. WARM. MESS.

 

[Lucille]

That's RENT BOYS WITH EMOTIONS TO YOU

NOT ON MY TIME.

 

[Soldi]

They’re both so PUNCHABLE

FUCK OFF FELIX YOU GOT LIKE FOURTEEN POINTS IN THE TELEVOTE LAST YEAR

 

[ButterTart]

Who are these RENT BOYS?!?

Pound shop Bieber is an unsuccessful boy with emotions. The cupboard is Pernilla Wahlgren’s attempt at a son.

 

[Raining on Me]

Why must we sacrifice one of Eva/Ewa & Clara at the hands of the DULL duel Frida vs Paul? I hate this format sometimes.

I'm really confused why it exists? Why can't it just be a straight up vote between all the AC songs? Maybe with the need for a jury, but the duel thing seems...well, it's a tough gig depending on your duel.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT'S THIS SHIT

 

[D5K]

I have a favour memory of the results reveal for AC feeling a bit like the line for the guillotine... chop chop, fuck off, onto the next one

 

[Apoca]

(Benjamin Ingrosso is still so hilariously UNSEXY)

 

[ButterTart]

They’re both so PUNCHABLE

FUCK OFF FELIX YOU GOT LIKE FOURTEEN POINTS IN THE TELEVOTE LAST YEAR

Lol watching that flop live was one of the happiest moments of my life.

 

[RJN]

How are they making all these songs sounds identical to each other?

 

[Alla]

I can't stand these two, putting them together is worse than eating shit.

 

[RJN]

The one in the brown jacket is hot though

 

[FetchFugly]

Benji loves bleating away in those high waisted trousers

 

[Alla]

Lovefool!

 

[Soldi]

The one in the brown jacket is hot though

I’ve always been fond of wolf boy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I knew this was big in Germany, but SWEDEN!?

 

[Tisch]

TOO MANY INGROSSO'S

 

[Эулия]

WHAT'S THIS SHIT

MELODIFESTIVALEN 2021

 

[Alla]

They are destroying every single song, ENOUGH.

 

[RJN]

I’ve always been fond of wolf boy

Who is he?

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are they making all these songs sounds identical to each other?

MEDIOCRITY

 

[ButterTart]

I’d actually enjoy this medley if I didn’t want to set fire to the singers.

 

[Apoca]

These runts are ruining some BONA-FIDE POP SONGS.

GET THEM OFF THE STAGE.

 

[Soldi]

Who is he?

He won in 2018!

 

[COB]

I knew this was big in Germany, but SWEDEN!?

Oh fucking BRAVO

 

[ButterTart]

How are they making all these songs sounds identical to each other?

They have no talent.

 

[FetchFugly]

As if there aren't enough average male singers in the final already that they have to inflict the heinous reworkings from these two on us as well.

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel sick please make it stop

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t know about ‘much too young’, that was much too long.

 

[Alla]

They have no talent.

Their talent is in their butt.

 

[ButterTart]

Their talent is in their butt.

Christer’s not THAT talented.

 

[Tisch]

I DID A SHIT INTO A BAG AND TOSSED IT DOWN THE STAIRS. Have they been watching Buttersvision!

 

[Lucille]

I’M BORED NOW.

 

[Alla]

Shirley and Bjorkman are too close, SOCIAL DISTANCE!