North Macedonia 2021: Vasil - Here I Stand

[Dark Carnival]

Was Lucille DRUNK?

 

[Lucille]

A LITTLE

 

[Lucille]

I think I misread SOOTIKINS as SOLDI.

 

[Soldi]

I think as an apology Lucille should video himself reading this thread.

 

[Lucille]

I hope Basil honours the songs creation and brings his clinker to the stage for his performance.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t remember this AT ALL!

It’s QUITE THE SCENE.

 

[Penelope]

POOR VASIL!

https://eurovoix.com/2021/03/16/north-macedonia-reviewing-eurovision-2021-participation/

 

[Dark Carnival]

North Macedonia hates Bulgaria?

 

[Penelope]

Oh they all hate each other down there it's in the mother's milk

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Vasil, don't quote the lyrics of your song
None of us have listened to it so the reference is totally lost.

 

[ButterTart]

Was Lucille DRUNK?

I don't know what this is in reference to but I can't think of any scenario where the answer wouldn't be 'yes'.

 

[RJN]

I don’t think he’d be able to handle not getting to do Eurovision two years in a row. It seems like it would break him

 

[RJN]

On the other hand, I would love to see his reaction to it

 

[win_the_game]

North Macedonia hates Bulgaria?

There’s a school of thought that the Macedonians have Bulgarian roots. The national identity issue is a bit of a touchy subject for them, so much so that it led to Bulgaria blocking the start of accession talks for North Macedonia to join the EU.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

TYPICAL BASIL finding himself at the CENTRE of Eurovision drama

I haven't really read up on what the drama is all about, but there's now a petition to save him!

https://www.change.org/p/government...ent-macedonia-on-eurovision-song-contest-2021

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh is she ACTUALLY risking losing the job? OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DRAMA! /

 

[Lucille]

I’m quite sure the complaints about Basil came from BASIL HERSELF! You just know she saw the CYPRUS DRAMA and thought, CUT ME A PIECE OF THAT!!!

 

[Soldi]

the MINISTER OF DEFENCE said so

 

[VoR]

Lord grant me the inspired pettiness of an Eastern European diplomat.

 

[Dark Carnival]

the MINISTER OF DEFENCE said so

Oh she must be LOVING all the attention

 

[Lucille]

I love how the MINISTER OF DEFENCE says that shy old Basil WILL represent Bulgaria, implying she has little choice in the matter.

 

[Lucille]

You know Basil is moaning about this to a girlfriend as we speak, who has to hear him say for the millionth time over a bottle of Pinot Grigio “I don’t know why drama just follows me around!”

 

[win_the_game]

What a bunch of catty queens you lot are

Is it too much to show a bit of solidarity with a fellow bottom in his time of need?

 

[Lucille]

He’s a FISTING TOP!

 

[Penelope]

He’s a FISTING TOP!

I mean let's be honest, he FISTS but he probably likes it thrown up him too

 

[win_the_game]

He’s a FISTING TOP!

Like hell he is! I know a bottom pig when I see one.

Basil looks exactly the sort I may have shared a double-ended toy with at some point.

 

[Soldi]

PANIC OVER LOVES

 

[VoR]

THEY WILL TRY TO BREAK US
NOT KNOWING IT'S WHAT MAKES US

 

[win_the_game]

My sources tell me Basil has his own thread on LPSG. I know he probably started it himself but STILL.

 

[Lucille]

Oh she must be so relieved to have the attention off her!!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I cannot WAIT for Basil's inevitably DISASTROUS first rehearsal and CHAOTIC press conference that will surely follow

 

[Soldi]

I want him to channel SILVIA NIGHT

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The "my walls are down" lyric really just brings up images of sweet BASIL prolapsing in my head

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure the walls of BASIL’S anus are made of STERNER STUFF.

 

[Lucille]

Is poor fragrant BASIL still DEAD LAST in the odds? Come on queen we need another attention seeking STUNT!!

 

[Lucille]

GET YOUR CLINKER OUT.

 

[Lucille]

Oh no he’s 289/1, edging out SAM TEEN at 499/1!!

 

[Soldi]

Second least likely to qualify from the semi too

 

[Lucille]

Who would OPEN UP TO BASIL?

 

[Lume]

Oh no he’s 289/1, edging out SAM TEEN at 499/1!!

Time to place your bets, babes! For Samanta Tina that is.