How naughty are we talking? On a scale from 0 toI was hiding two young, sexy, but VERY NAUGHTY Kurdish freedom fighters in my attic.
I had a dream about fingering last night, but my fingerees cunt was getting tighter and tighter the more I went at it to the point I felt like my fingers were getting trapped and crushed.
Tight as a DUCKS ARSE here Ronald.
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I was hiding two young, sexy, but VERY NAUGHTY Kurdish freedom fighters in my attic.
And what do you think that tells you about yourself?Two nights ago I dreamt that I borrowed @funky's engagement ring for some reason, and unfortunately broke it (it seemed quite flimsy). When I brought it back to funky broken he was pretty sad so I offered to pay for a replacement which would cost £40. Then I had second thoughts and negotiated that I pay £30 and he pay £10
How naughty are we talking? On a scale from 0 to
that I'm #DestinedForGreatnessAnd what do you think that tells you about yourself?
I could find a way to live with that.my friend sent me some nudey (no peen) pics of Tom Ellis the other night, and I fell asleep watching some Drag Race super cut that auto played to some Trixie & Katy’s.
But when I went to sleep I just got naked Trixie, drat
Another moopy poster in my dreams last night
This time, @RJN randomly at a family gathering/reunion thing. Maybe you’re a long lost relative
Ok I have to type this particularly vivid one before I forget. I was at I think a wedding reception for a conceited rich bitch friend in the USA, also attended by the Golden Girls who were mutual friends.
it was so extravagant that they had a private jet inside the venue (which was a solid building so I don’t know how). After a speech, they were going to turn the engines on for a laugh, but Rose had been a flight attendant and knew that was dangerous, so we were evacuating people.
Blanche warned me about her friend going crazy before she evacuated too, and soon the friend (guest star Better Midler) was looming over me about to stab me in the neck with a pen, but she stopped and a load of cocaine fell out of her mouth (?) and she collapsed.
yeah so… wtf. I think it’s because I’ve been watching Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise too much
And possibly that GIF of someone doing piles of cokeA bit influenced by the evacuation planes in Kabul.
Last night I dreamed that I inherited half of a huge mansion, but it was physically split in half and in the other half had a kebab place in the middle of it, so it was right next to my huge royal bedroom (no wall in between) and I was afraid it would make the bed sheets smell of food.