Moopy Dream Journal

I also dreamed I was 32 and panicking at having no semblance of a career, IMAGINE!
 
I was hiding two young, sexy, but VERY NAUGHTY Kurdish freedom fighters in my attic.
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I had a dream about fingering last night, but my fingerees cunt was getting tighter and tighter the more I went at it to the point I felt like my fingers were getting trapped and crushed.
 
I had a dream about fingering last night, but my fingerees cunt was getting tighter and tighter the more I went at it to the point I felt like my fingers were getting trapped and crushed.

Tight as a DUCKS ARSE here Ronald.
 
I keep falling asleep listening to a Handmaid's Tale podcast and it kept invading my sleep last night.

There was one where I was in a room with two people and one of them wanted to pose for a photo but I opted to transform into a woman for it, so I used the FaceApp app to do it. Then there was a knock on the door and a guard came to call in on me as I was looking in the bathroom mirror. I hastily turned back into a man before they could trial me for being a gender traitor and all that, but a strand of my hair hadn't gone back and they noticed it and then I woke up.

In another one I'd been forced into anaesthesia and was being wheeled to an operating table for some sort of chopping but was still conscious.

It's all very scary and interesting to me and I'm sure of no interest to anyone else, but I wanted to remember it. Love a nightmare.
 
I had a nightmare that Trump supporters were coming to kill me and my family. On the one hand its a little obvious but on the other hand I'm surprised I haven't had that dream before
 
I was in Peru in a land inhabited by indigenous population, climbing up a rock face (thanks Tomb Raider for that), and I was getting higher there were different Garbage songs at various checkpoints (thanks @jivafox for that). There was no end goal, I just kept climbing.

I find I often dream of scenarios in which I'm moving around constantly but never get to where I need to get to. Probably means that I'm unfulfilled or some shit. :(
 
I’ve had such vivid* dreams this week.

In one I had an entire job interview and then at the end the woman told me I didn't want to work with the company because they were going under. THANKS for wasting my time cunt!

Then I had a dream I was about to embark on an affair with a married man but he had a guilt induced panic attack just as we got down to business. Again, a waste of time!

*Vivid as in I still remember them so clearly not that they’re remotely interesting.
 
I dreamt last night that i had to complete a security update on my work computer.

FUN
 
I had ANOTHER Moopy dream :shock: (although I don’t remember the last one)

I had gone to @Lucille’s pub, except it was actually a very fancy restaurant. It soon transpired that, not only did I order a massive piece of salmon for starters, but my sister AND DC worked there too (albeit the latter spent most of his shift sat at the next table doing fuck all) :D

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Two nights ago I dreamt that I borrowed @funky's engagement ring for some reason, and unfortunately broke it (it seemed quite flimsy). When I brought it back to funky broken he was pretty sad so I offered to pay for a replacement which would cost £40. Then I had second thoughts and negotiated that I pay £30 and he pay £10
 
Two nights ago I dreamt that I borrowed @funky's engagement ring for some reason, and unfortunately broke it (it seemed quite flimsy). When I brought it back to funky broken he was pretty sad so I offered to pay for a replacement which would cost £40. Then I had second thoughts and negotiated that I pay £30 and he pay £10
And what do you think that tells you about yourself?
 
You know it’s a DREAM when ol dead inside funky is ENGAGED!
 
my friend sent me some nudey (no peen) pics of Tom Ellis the other night, and I fell asleep watching some Drag Race super cut that auto played to some Trixie & Katy’s.
But when I went to sleep I just got naked Trixie, drat
 
my friend sent me some nudey (no peen) pics of Tom Ellis the other night, and I fell asleep watching some Drag Race super cut that auto played to some Trixie & Katy’s.
But when I went to sleep I just got naked Trixie, drat
I could find a way to live with that.

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I’ve always thought Trixie to be one of the most shaggable contestants.
 
I'm obviously watching too much Drag Race stuff. Last night I was participating in Drag Race Canada's Snatch Game, except it was just happening in some sort of student accommodation share house, I think Priyanka was there talking to me a lot. I was going to be some Streep-esque beloved actress but I forgot her name so I thought I should switch. I decided to make up a British cleaning lady character and ham it up, hoping nobody would realise I was bluffing. I never got to perform though.
 
I had a number of weird dreams last night, but I can only remember one.

I was surrounded by chips. The french fry kind. They were all over my face, around my body. I pulled one from my ear and started to eat it.

I immediately woke up to find that i was eating my earplug.
 
Another moopy poster in my dreams last night :shock:

This time, @RJN randomly at a family gathering/reunion thing. Maybe you’re a long lost relative :o
 
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Another moopy poster in my dreams last night :shock:

This time, @RJN randomly at a family gathering/reunion thing. Maybe you’re a long lost relative :o

I did wonder what happened to my estranged family in north west Derbyshire
 
Anyway I had a dream last night, when I invented a fuckable teddy bear. I haven't googled it yet to check if it's true.

Fuckable in the sense that it had an anus, but there was a whole debate about whether it needed a full rectum. I supported said motion because otherwise you're just fucking fluff.

Honestly I have sex twice in a week and suddenly I'm vague pervert.
 
Ok I have to type this particularly vivid one before I forget. I was at I think a wedding reception for a conceited rich bitch friend in the USA, also attended by the Golden Girls who were mutual friends.

it was so extravagant that they had a private jet inside the venue (which was a solid building so I don’t know how). After a speech, they were going to turn the engines on for a laugh, but Rose had been a flight attendant and knew that was dangerous, so we were evacuating people.

Blanche warned me about her friend going crazy before she evacuated too, and soon the friend (guest star Better Midler) was looming over me about to stab me in the neck with a pen, but she stopped and a load of cocaine fell out of her mouth (?) and she collapsed.

yeah so… wtf. I think it’s because I’ve been watching Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise too much
 
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I’m trying not to smoke right now, so obviously my dream last night was me going on a 2 hour, increasingly desperate hunt for a pack of fags.
 
My last dream the other night was posting a rather NSFW message into the work group chat and being unable to delete it :zombie:
 
Ok I have to type this particularly vivid one before I forget. I was at I think a wedding reception for a conceited rich bitch friend in the USA, also attended by the Golden Girls who were mutual friends.

it was so extravagant that they had a private jet inside the venue (which was a solid building so I don’t know how). After a speech, they were going to turn the engines on for a laugh, but Rose had been a flight attendant and knew that was dangerous, so we were evacuating people.

Blanche warned me about her friend going crazy before she evacuated too, and soon the friend (guest star Better Midler) was looming over me about to stab me in the neck with a pen, but she stopped and a load of cocaine fell out of her mouth (?) and she collapsed.

yeah so… wtf. I think it’s because I’ve been watching Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise too much

A bit influenced by the evacuation planes in Kabul.
 
Last night I dreamed that I inherited half of a huge mansion, but it was physically split in half and in the other half had a kebab place in the middle of it, so it was right next to my huge royal bedroom (no wall in between) and I was afraid it would make the bed sheets smell of food.
 
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Last night I dreamed that I inherited half of a huge mansion, but it was physically split in half and in the other half had a kebab place in the middle of it, so it was right next to my huge royal bedroom (no wall in between) and I was afraid it would make the bed sheets smell of food.

Sounds IDEAL.
 

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