Raining on Me
Jesus Loves Winners
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I've never understood this argument. Who would have called Cesar Sampson or PROUD a favourite - either with the juries or the public? The fact that the song is objectively better than the majority this year shouldn't translate into automatic last place. We didn't come last with SuRie, Joe & Jake or Electro Velvet, and they were shite. We have a fun, insanely catchy, radio friendly song this year and no indication that the performance is bad, so how could we possibly be justified in coming last?
Sorry, I know I get my back up, I just get wound up by ceaseless negativity that isn't applied to other countries who are far more deserving of it.
I think it's probably too late to make significant changes to the stage show at this point.
It’s almost mesmerising in how they just get it spectacularly wrong year after year after year.Why can we never get it right? It's absolutely maddening.
Frankly I think UK got it right at least twice with both Lucie Jones and Surie in the past few years, why this was not translated into better placing I don't know.Why can we never get it right? It's absolutely maddening.
Careful everyone, @ButterTart will be in here in a second to tell us that we should stop talking our country down and all we need is a can-do attitude.
(you're right, he did light up the room BT, I know, I know, he really did)
Absolutely. It all lies with the BBC - every year there seems to be talk of a change of direction but so far we have only managed to progress from mortifying to forgettable. There’s also a distinct sense of what works elsewhere on the BBC will work at Eurovision. It doesn’t and it’s won’t (Eurovision isn’t Strictly or All Together Now).It's the BBC. Everything has too many cooks, everything is far too cautious. No risks allowed.
They seem to keep aiming for something that'll get enough jury points to save us from the bottom, but serving up this bland shit year after year just isn't working. Yes, this is a marked improvement on last year, but baby steps just aren't cutting it at this point.
Oh well.
I think we’d have got out of the semi finals slightly more than that. If you look at whether we beat at least one country which qualified from the semi in which we were voting, Surie, Bonnie and Englebert managed that in addition to the four which you mentioned.Absolutely. It all lies with the BBC - every year there seems to be talk of a change of direction but so far we have only managed to progress from mortifying to forgettable. There’s also a distinct sense of what works elsewhere on the BBC will work at Eurovision. It doesn’t and it’s won’t (Eurovision isn’t Strictly or All Together Now).
The idea of playing for the jury votes is an interesting one - I am sure there was a similar idea behind ‘lighter’ anthem ‘Bigger than Us’ and didn’t that come close to dead last with the juries? How many times in recent history would a UK entry have even got out of the semis? (Lucie, Blue, Jade and possibly the charismatic Molly?)
Sorry, this came off a lot more whiny and bad tempered than it was meant to; put it down to being ill from myI've not come into this thread since yesterday as I acknowledged I was getting my back up, but since I've been goaded into it multiple times I'll just say I'm very underwhelmed by it. Sure, it's not as lazy as France just standing there repeating the same word and expecting votes, but it looks unfinished. You wouldn't be able to tell that there's a label backing because the whole production screams BBC. So in conclusion, not as disgusting as Switzerland, as misguided as Ireland or an absolutely lousy song people are mystifyingly talking up because of a slightly above average stage show like Portugal, Israel or Bulgaria, but by no means good. I feel like between that and not being able to visit my friends next weekend as I've been looking forward to for months, my enthusiasm for next week has dwindled to around 0.
I mean, feel free to aim your spite at Germany, he both deserves it and NEEDS TO LEARN TO FEEL ITSorry, this came off a lot more whiny and bad tempered than it was meant to; put it down to being ill from mygovernment sheeple tracking chip implantCovid jab yesterday. The long and short of it is that the major reason I look forward to Eurovision has been scuppered by Bolton being shit at Covid, so the threat of us yet again doing badly and facing another year of people telling me that we should withdraw and Europe hates us has been the icing on the cake. It was just pure spite for me to lay in to all those other awful songs.
You know I love that songI mean, feel free to aim your spite at Germany, he both deserves it and NEEDS TO LEARN TO FEEL IT
I mean, feel free to aim your spite at Germany, he both deserves it and NEEDS TO LEARN TO FEEL IT
What did I just watch
!which is probably how a sack of flour feels before being made into a cake
I bet SAM TEEN is a RIGHT PAIN IN THE ARSE at BAGGAGE RECLAIM!I love that this seemed to be clearly based upon some BORED GAY finding Eden's "set me free" chorus amusing, and things just LUDICROUSLY SPIRALLED from that point onwards
Sam Teen is AS EVER the star of the show
Honestly, I think James will be quite pleased to get this sort of write up from someone who rates Telemovais.I don't want to upset ButterTart any further, so out of respect I'm going to post my thoughts about UK 2021's rehearsal footage in spoilers.
You have been TRIGGER WARNED James Newman stans!!
I honestly think we are in with a good chance of NUL POINTS this year. I can't see many/any juries ranking it in their top 10 with so many other far more impressive vocalists and performances on the table. We might get a lucky PITY POINT if Malta or Ireland have some sort of bizarre sympathy towards us but I really can't see much more than that at best.
The televote - which countries population is going to rank this as one of the 10 best performances of the night out of the 20+ songs on offer..?
From the rehearsal footage he looks like a sack of flour encased in a LEATHER TUBE, I say sack of flour as they are GENERALLY rather immobile unless overran with a mouse infestation, and poor JN's stage presence is giving me LACK OF LIFE, CHARISMA and general lack of want to be there - which is probably how a sack of flour feels before being made into a cake.
I actually find the song, cheap, tinny and offensive too. It sounds like the rights-free music YOUTUBERS use to soundtrack their montages of different restaurants they visited in Morocco.
I'd honestly rather the UK didn't compete AT ALL than we send this. It's just completely, utterly and entirely embarrassing on all levels. We have the conversation every year about what the UK/BBC should do next, and it gets to a point where you just have to pull the plug completely. I'm sure most of Europe massively RESENT us getting an automatic pass to the final, and I'm sure there will several NQ's next week that would be far more deserving of a finals place on Saturday night than we will be.
They only realistic approach I think could possibly work is using BBC Introducing each year to find a complete unknown with a self-penned song to represent us. Might be absolutely rubbish, but we might also stumble across some gold that feels organic. WHO KNOWS!
Sorry, this came off a lot more whiny and bad tempered than it was meant to; put it down to being ill from mygovernment sheeple tracking chip implantCovid jab yesterday. The long and short of it is that the major reason I look forward to Eurovision has been scuppered by Bolton being shit at Covid, so the threat of us yet again doing badly and facing another year of people telling me that we should withdraw and Europe hates us has been the icing on the cake. It was just pure spite for me to lay in to all those other awful songs.
You could have said this most years and we don't end up with nul!I don't want to upset ButterTart any further, so out of respect I'm going to post my thoughts about UK 2021's rehearsal footage in spoilers.
You have been TRIGGER WARNED James Newman stans!!
I honestly think we are in with a good chance of NUL POINTS this year. I can't see many/any juries ranking it in their top 10 with so many other far more impressive vocalists and performances on the table. We might get a lucky PITY POINT if Malta or Ireland have some sort of bizarre sympathy towards us but I really can't see much more than that at best.
The televote - which country's population are going to rank this as one of the 10 best performances of the night out of the 20+ songs on offer..?
From the rehearsal footage he looks like a sack of flour encased in a LEATHER TUBE, I say sack of flour as they are GENERALLY rather immobile unless overran with a mouse infestation, and poor JN's stage presence is giving me LACK OF LIFE, CHARISMA and general lack of want to be there - which is probably how a sack of flour feels before being made into a cake.
I actually find the song, cheap, tinny and offensive too. It sounds like the rights-free music YOUTUBERS use to soundtrack their montages of different restaurants they visited in Morocco.
I'd honestly rather the UK didn't compete AT ALL than we send this. It's just completely, utterly and entirely embarrassing on all levels. We have the conversation every year about what the UK/BBC should do next, and it gets to a point where you just have to pull the plug completely. I'm sure most of Europe massively RESENT us getting an automatic pass to the final, and I'm sure there will several NQ's next week that would be far more deserving of a finals place on Saturday night than we will be.
They only realistic approach I think could possibly work is using BBC Introducing each year to find a complete unknown with a self-penned song to represent us. Might be absolutely rubbish, but we might also stumble across some gold that feels organic. WHO KNOWS!