Eurovision 2021 HANGOVER thread and HOT STATS

[GinAg (39)]

It’s not been 30 years. We had an Italian language number one in 2010.

Which was?

 

[Apoca]

We Speak No Americano, I guess?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Me: Alexa what is a song?

Alexa: Not We Speak No Americano

 

[dmlaw]

It STILL hasn’t been 30 years. Andrea Bocelli had several UK top 40 hits in Italian more recently than that.

 

[Soldi]

Oh let them enjoy it

 

[VoR]

The Barbara Dex award goes to TIX, if anybody remotely cares.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The Barbara Dex award goes to TIX, if anybody remotely cares.

Fair, but there were worse offenders.

 

[COB]

That's a weird choice if you ask me, I can see why people voted for it but it was clearly a costume rather than an outfit if that makes sense. This is like if Lordi had won it in 2006 (actually DID THEY?).

 

[VoR]

It's an awful outfit, but as has been pointed out on social media, giving it to a contestant who uses his costume to manage the symptoms of his Tourette's syndrome is pretty gross...

 

[Apoca]

Yeah, that's a headscratcher of a choice.

 

[Penelope]

The Barbara Dex award goes to TIX, if anybody remotely cares.

Another year of the fucking moron bloc that doesn't understand the point of the award hijacking it then

 

[Madíson]

FFS
It’s an outlandish costume not a fashion choice.

The real Barbara Dex would be turning in her grave.

 

[Penelope]

That's a weird choice if you ask me, I can see why people voted for it but it was clearly a costume rather than an outfit if that makes sense. This is like if Lordi had won it in 2006 (actually DID THEY?).

That year it went to Nonstop for Portugal (below - and actually a pretty BANG ON CHOICE ), but it went to Verka the year after - who I think is definitely an example of it really obviously being a costume and idiots completely not getting the point of the award.

 

[Diddy]

Rubbish!
It probably helped Norway’s effort as much as it hurt it

 

[COB]

VERKA?! Honestly, what a shower of idiots who don't deserve the glittering treats they get served by this contest year after year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So what were saying is that it should be a jury rather than a public vote?

 

[Penelope]

The other one that leaves me AGOG is Rona Nishliu. VERY OBVIOUSLY A COSTUME THAT DIDN'T HARM THE TRACK!

 

[Soldi]

Is it the awful OGAE that run it?

 

[VoR]

I believe it's a Belgian fansite...

 

[Madíson]

It looks like they changed the award to ‘most striking’ a few years ago, in an effort to avoid being cancelled for mocking ugliness.

Now they deserve to be cancelled for irrelevance.

 

[Penelope]

Is it the awful OGAE that run it?

No - House of Eurovision, it's a Belgian site

 

[D5K]

Yeah I think it's run its course.

 

[Madíson]

Should it even appear on the Wikipedia page?

Can we cancel the Christer Björkman Marcel Bezençon Awards too?

 

[Diddy]

I was about to start a Moopy’s Barbara Dex award but maybe not then

 

[D5K]

I was about to start a Moopy’s Barbara Dex award but maybe not then

Well I think we still get it.

 

[D5K]

Assuming you're planning to do a poll of Eurovision entrants and not just Moopy posters...

 

[COB]

Maybe we could do a MiniDex after the karaoke contest I'm joking, we won't do that PLEASE SIGN UP!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Assuming you're planning to do a poll of Eurovision entrants and not just Moopy posters...

Worst Dressed Moopy Poster Award along with Worst Haircut please.

 

[lolly]

I tell you what, a Eurovision comedown without moopy is fucking ROUGH

 

[Dark Carnival]

I tell you what, a Eurovision comedown without moopy is fucking ROUGH

But you're here now, tell us everything.

 

[Alla]

Wtf? Tix didn't deserve that. Not that i'm surprised, those idiots have been missing the point of the award for ages, Loreen was like the 3rd most voted artist for the B. Dex that year, Loreen!!

 

[ButterTart]

The Barbara Dex award goes to TIX, if anybody remotely cares.

Goujon’s Tits ROBBED

 

[lolly]

But you're here now, tell us everything.

I had to resort to heroin in the end

 

[Dark Carnival]

I had to resort to heroin in the end

Mopsy's choice drug was...


SUGAR!

 

[Apoca]

Just Moopy? I thought that was a drug choice for all of EurrooOOOOooPe!

 

[lolly]

Oh, should I post my scores for judgement in the cold light of day?

Let me dig then out...

 

[lolly]

Right, these are the joint scores from the lolly household, but as I keep the scoreboard and fix the scores so his questionable taste level is tempered, it's a pretty solid reflection of mine only

12 France
10 Ukraine
08 Lithuania
07 Iceland
06 Switzerland
05 Israel
04 Moldova
03 Cyprus
02 Belgium
01 Malta

 

[Penelope]

I had to resort to heroin in the end

QUENE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Right, these are the joint scores from the lolly household, but as I keep the scoreboard and fix the scores so his questionable taste level is tempered, it's a pretty solid reflection of mine only

12 France
10 Ukraine
08 Lithuania
07 Iceland
06 Switzerland
05 Israel
04 Moldova
03 Cyprus
02 Belgium
01 Malta

Senhit dead and fuming.

 

[lolly]

Senhit dead and fuming.

Like I said elsewhere, I appreciated the love child of Cleo Laine and Hilary Devey aesthetic, but the song a bit less so.