dmlaw
Democracy doesn't work
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And if they put a mark on that flooring, you will have their deposit off them in a second.Call me a slum landlord all you like, at least my place has FLOORING
And if they put a mark on that flooring, you will have their deposit off them in a second.Call me a slum landlord all you like, at least my place has FLOORING
Splashing out a bit there darling. You and your LONDON WAYS! Nothing wrong with the CASH AND CARRY!We can even pick up some tinnies from Asda on the way.
I LIKE ITView attachment 5065The Mouse Bunker /Mäusebunker, Berlin.
Apparently some did get out and turned into raccoons which is why Berlin has RACCOONSAs suggested by the name it was an animal research lab I hope some of them escaped through the pipes although it would only be to fall to their DEATH
But does that mean some lightly sexist workmen can honk at said tits in passing? Because that's a plusNo-one seems to want to buy my Glammersmith DES RES yet so I'm not going anywhere at the moment
I looked at one ten minutes down the road yesterday but it's so close to the A4 that the gracious tits out balcony was frightfully noisy
No-one seems to want to buy my Glammersmith DES RES yet so I'm not going anywhere at the moment
It’s a SIGNNo-one seems to want to buy my Glammersmith DES RES yet so I'm not going anywhere at the moment
I looked at one ten minutes down the road yesterday but it's so close to the A4 that the gracious tits out balcony was frightfully noisy
And also one can overlook a bit of racket if one ends up with a lovely pair of BRONZED BOUNCERSBut does that mean some lightly sexist workmen can honk at said tits in passing? Because that's a plus
Oh darling I viewed it last week and they’re STREWNHave you tried putting away your DIRTY KNICKS?!?
Which way do your windows face? Just BAP ‘EM OUT and sit in front of the windows if they face east or westI am not giving up my TITS OUT BALCONY DREAM!
OhThey face straight across the courtyard onto lots of other people's windows
Or at least put them in a basket and not hang them as wall art.Have you tried putting away your DIRTY KNICKS?!?
You could always start a continental trend of sunbathing - when it is actually sunny, I mean this isn’t Crete - TOUT NU in the courtyardThey face straight across the courtyard onto lots of other people's windows
Oh yes I know and I'm only considering ones that face south or west and haven't got someone else's balcony immediately above blocking out the sunAlso @Kate - and I have mentioned this before - the joy of a balcony is very much based on what it LOOKS ONTO and unless you’re in Chelsea or Wapping or other places I can’t think of, the likelihood is NOT MUCH OF ANY INTEREST OR NICENESS and you might as well invest in a few sessions at TANFASTIC to get those norks in PRIME MAHOGANY CONDITION
I’ve heard she does the same with used tampons and tells viewers they’re Tracey Emin in an attempt to impressOr at least put them in a basket and not hang them as wall art.
First I have to take down Morrissey, now THIS? Honestly there'll be NOTHING LEFT except my LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE mural!Or at least put them in a basket and not hang them as wall art.
Don’t think I didn’t notice the Sylvanian Fanilies collectionFirst I have to take down Morrissey, now THIS? Honestly there'll be NOTHING LEFT except my LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE mural!
! whether this was intentional or notSylvanian Fanilies
It wasn't, but let's go with it! whether this was intentional or not
Look on the bright side. If there’s going to be homophobic murders, at least it will persuade the Moopy masses to be off home before sundown.Oh yes I know and I'm only considering ones that face south or west and haven't got someone else's balcony immediately above blocking out the sun
The Mile End one faces west and has views of the cemetery (yes where the homophobic murder happened the other week ) AND Canary Wharf AND The City. It's perfect
I've done my best - you should have seen it before! I haven't got the space to hide anything else...@Kate Maybe try to depersonalise it a bit, like they do when they remove the pictures on the wall on COME DINE. It's quite hard for people to look beyond what's already there if they don't have very much imagination. Which a lot of people don't
Just call me your in-lounge ESTATE AGENT
On which note, don't forget to bring your IKEA bags to discreetly fill up after we've enjoyed the sausage rolls, girls. Them Sylvanian Fanilies go for a pretty penny on eBayLook on the bright side. If there’s going to be homophobic murders, at least it will persuade the Moopy masses to be off home before sundown.