Moopyvision National Final Rate - HEAT 2. TODAY @ 3PM + Very good + Diddy excited

[Penelope Will Rave]

MISS YOU- *truck hits toddler* *key change* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Not sure what she's wearing but this is fantastic.

She moonlights as a Pat Cash impersonator.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

MISS YOU- *truck hits toddler* *key change* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I don't even know which of them shrieks that

 

[Baby Allasagna]

The title 25 hours a day reminds me of 3 very hardworking girls.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Maria Isabel - La Vida Sólo Es Una
Submitted by @Soldi
Beaten by Barei - Say Yay!

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Oh a ESCJunior winner

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

In English, this means 'the life solo is one', which is really something to think about.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Oh a ESCJunior winner

How old is she here?

 

[D1ZZY]

Oh a ESCJunior winner

OMG is this "I'd rather be dead than simple" girl?

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

This sounded so promising before the vocal came in.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

I don't even know which of them shrieks that

It's prerecorded

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

OMG is this "I'd rather be dead than simple" girl?

I need some context to this before I have it tattooed across my chest.

 

[Baby Allasagna]

How old is she here?

Around 23

 

[Baby Allasagna]

OMG is this "I'd rather be dead than simple" girl?

She is indeed.

 

[D1ZZY]

I need some context to this before I have it tattooed across my chest.

It was her JESC winning entry. Either "I'd rather be dead than simple" or "I'd rather be dead than plain" but either works well as a life motto.

 

[Marina Salty]

Gracias querido Soldi for entering this gem

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Oh this HOT SHIT This has to be Penny!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

It's prerecorded

Where did they find a child being murdered who didn't mind being taped?

 

[D1ZZY]

Ah I see all the gems were being saved for the second half.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Anniela - Elektrisk - 2011 - Sweden
Submitted by @Kratz
Beaten by Eric Saade - Popular

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

It was her JESC winning entry. Either "I'd rather be dead than simple" or "I'd rather be dead than plain" but either works well as a life motto.

Nothing creepy about that being sung by a nine year old, at all. I don’t know how JESC got this reputation.

 

[D1ZZY]

I bought Anniela's album. It only had two good tracks on it; 'Electrisk' and 'Electric'.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

Anniela - Elektrisk - 2011 - Sweden
Submitted by @Kratz
Beaten by Eric Saade - Popular

Oh YES YES YES @Kratz!

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Loving we get the most random MF entries instead of some more obvious ones.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Veruca Salt felt so stupid when she realised she'd been wearing her neck pillow since getting off the plane.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

Love the end where they electrocute her to death for what she's just done

 

[D1ZZY]

More songs should have lightning sound effects.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Well this is marvellous, although I thought that Elektrisk was a bit of a rubbish Pokémon.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Anniela readily electrocuted herself live on stage rather than face the agony of Andra Chansen.

 

[D1ZZY]

Is she conjugating verbs?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Bella Santiago - Army of Love - 2019 - Romania
Submitted by @Queen of the Bay
Beaten by Ester Peony - On a Sunday

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Bella Santiago will be my drag name if I ever

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Love the end where they electrocute her to death for what she's just done

I had assumed that this was a joke.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Imagine having this in your national final and saying 'no thanks, we'd rather go for that shit Sunday one nobody can even hum'.

 

[Baby Allasagna]

This hot shit is

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I can't remember what language this is, but I know it would have been the first time it was ever used at Eurovision if it had won the national final.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

We could have had the ‘is an instrumental chorus still a chorus’ argument two years earlier.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

I still very fondly remember @Pingu's UTTER DISDAIN for this as the first evidence in 2019's national final season of the long shadow of Fuego

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Army of Lovers - Rockin’ the Ride - 2013 - Sweden
Submitted by @COB
Beaten by Robin Stjernberg - You

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Army of lovers back to back