United Kingdom 2022: Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN

WHADDYA THINK?


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Sending someone with a genuinely amazing and reliable voice is, I think, the way forward. A general NO TAT policy from now on please. I for one don’t ever want all those years of suffering and shame again now I remember what DOING WELL feels like

CHER LOYD FOR ESC 2023 CAMPAIGN STARTS HERE
CHER LLOYD SINGING CHER LLOYD
 
This year's silver medal was just a warm-up for next year when we send future world music champions The Frock Destroyers :disco:
Anything END OF THE PIER has to be cast aside as an option which also means NO TALK OF STEPS DOING IT THANK YOU. Also NO to anyone off Drag Race UK

I acknowledge that everyone loved the Spanish choreography but you just know that anything equivalent from here would be HORRIBLY BRITISH and repulse our foreign friends
 
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One presumes the good people at TAP will want to be onboard again, albeit I am slightly sceptical about the extent they were involved this year seeing as Sam isn’t one of their artists.
 
I feel like newer/up and coming artists is the way to go, and I'm hoping after Sam we could potentially get slightly better-known ones with a bit of a following already (as opposed to literal newcomers like Michael Rice etc).
 
Anything END OF THE PIER has to be cast aside as an option which also means NO TALK OF STEPS DOING IT THANK YOU. Also NO to anyone off Drag Race UK
Absolutely and no more naff nostalgia, ‘EUROVISH’, Mel Giedroych, Cheryl ‘Bloody’ Baker, and ‘are we looking for a good song or a good EUROVISION song’

Just no. It ends here.
 
Anything END OF THE PIER has to be cast aside as an option which also means NO TALK OF STEPS DOING IT THANK YOU. Also NO to anyone off Drag Race UK

I acknowledge that everyone loved the Spanish choreography but you just know that anything equivalent from here would be HORRIBLY BRITISH and repulse our foreign friends

They tick all the boxes.

  1. Talented (as well as charismatic, unique and nervous)
  2. Up-and-coming (not had a hit)
  3. Diverse (Blu Hydrangea is Northern Irish, Divina is Northern, Baga Chipz is a cunt)

IT'S COMING HOME
 
Absolutely and no more naff nostalgia, ‘EUROVISH’, Mel Giedroych, Cheryl ‘Bloody’ Baker, and ‘are we looking for a good song or a good EUROVISION song’

Just no. It ends here.
And that's why we shouldn't have a public voted competition yet. Or at least one with anything approaching 'a Eurovision song' in it. The public is not to be trusted, at least yet.
 
And that's why we shouldn't have a public voted competition yet. Or at least one with anything approaching 'a Eurovision song' in it. The public is not to be trusted, at least yet.
Oh God yes, DON’T let the British public near it! EVER AGAIN!
 
Absolutely and no more naff nostalgia, ‘EUROVISH’, Mel Giedroych, Cheryl ‘Bloody’ Baker, and ‘are we looking for a good song or a good EUROVISION song’

Just no. It ends here.
I think there should be some sort of law which prevents Crudge expressing opinions about most things but ESPECIALLY Eurovision
 
Actually I hope that R SAM replaces the usual parade of Crudge and Katrina being wheeled out and given £20 and a bag of Oinks to share their useless uninsightful twopenn’orth
 
I feel a bit stained after mentioning Crudge off Nazi pop band The Bucks Fizz so here’s Sam to clear the stench of evil :disco:

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Jay was on GB News AGAIN yesterday

YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM OFF
 
Jay was on GB News AGAIN yesterday

YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM OFF
Nothing better to do

NOBODY WANTS YOU JAY

*recalls saying this before about K. Brucknell and it not ending terribly well but concludes that Adolf Aston deserves it*
 
Jay was on GB News AGAIN yesterday

YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM OFF
What was she talking about? I can’t believe she’s still at it, especially after that amusing election flop. Are fans of The Bucks Fizz conveniently overlooking her endless hate speech?
 
What was she talking about? I can’t believe she’s still at it, especially after that amusing election flop. Are fans of The Bucks Fizz conveniently overlooking her endless hate speech?
Didn't watch it. FOR SHAME I still am in a Facebook group though - hence being able to bring you all the exciting news of The Fizz Garden Gig 2022 - The Return (tickets £159, still available - closest rail station Tonbridge or Borough Green, address will be made available to paid ticket holders).
 
Didn't watch it. FOR SHAME I still am in a Facebook group though - hence being able to bring you all the exciting news of The Fizz Garden Gig 2022 - The Return (tickets £159, still available - closest rail station Tonbridge or Borough Green, address will be made available to paid ticket holders).
Oh God I’ve BEEN to Borough Green station. You have to wait about NINE HOURS for a cab although don’t tell the Fizz Fans that :disco:
 
How has nobody commented on this? It's the most important cultural event of the decade :o
Quite a few other entries as well. Did entries do this well last year, other than Måneskin?

14 KALUSH
30 Subwoolfer
44 Cornelia
49 Chanel
58 Måneskin (Supermodel)
87 Mika (Grace Kelly)
96 Mahmood & BLANCO
102 MARO
104 Zdob si Zdub
113 S10
128 Konstrakta
152 Amanda Tjenford
153 Måneskin (Beggin)
160 Måneskin (I Wanna Be Your Slave)
198 Monika LIU
199 Ochman
 
Oh I see VoR already did that elsewhere. How do I miss threads so easily these days?
 
Didn't watch it. FOR SHAME I still am in a Facebook group though - hence being able to bring you all the exciting news of The Fizz Garden Gig 2022 - The Return (tickets £159, still available - closest rail station Tonbridge or Borough Green, address will be made available to paid ticket holders).

Definitely Jay's back garden then! She lives "near Sevenoaks" which is basically Borough Green.

I didn't realise that The Crudge lives down this way too :o


No wonder she has to take that GB News doolah, she's POOR.
 
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Definitely Jay's back garden then!
Oh no, it's Reet's!

Would you like to attend the hottest GIG ever in the history of Fizz?

Now is your opportunity! We are excited to announce a special one off ‘intimate’ gig with a full live band, to take place in none other than Cheryl Baker’s Garden!!!! (Located in a small Kent village just 15 minutes from Tonbridge).

Your ticket price includes a meet & greet photo opportunity with The Fizz after the gig, & of course entry to the gig!

You will be treated to a gig that is Bucks Fizz/Fizz songs only, absolutely NO covers

So bring a blanket and a picnic and let’s celebrate with a gig to remember with The Fizz 🎉

All tickets are non-refundable


The closest rail station is Tonbridge or Borough Green - the exact address will be available to paid ticket holders.
 
So not Tunbridge Wells at all then CHERYL.

I'm not surprised she won't live around here. We just booted out the Tory Mayor in the locals AND voted REMAIN. QUEL HORREUR.

(Should this be going in the dedicated "Nazi Pop Band The Bucks Fizz News" thread @Moderator ?)
 
Definitely Jay's back garden then! She lives "near Sevenoaks" which is basically Borough Green.

I didn't realise that The Crudge lives down this way too :o


No wonder she was to take that GB News Doolah, she's POOR.
I did warn her not to spend thousands on that electric fence to keep the POLES OUT
 
Oh no, it's Reet's!

Would you like to attend the hottest GIG ever in the history of Fizz?

Now is your opportunity! We are excited to announce a special one off ‘intimate’ gig with a full live band, to take place in none other than Cheryl Baker’s Garden!!!! (Located in a small Kent village just 15 minutes from Tonbridge).

Your ticket price includes a meet & greet photo opportunity with The Fizz after the gig, & of course entry to the gig!

You will be treated to a gig that is Bucks Fizz/Fizz songs only, absolutely NO covers

So bring a blanket and a picnic and let’s celebrate with a gig to remember with The Fizz 🎉

All tickets are non-refundable


The closest rail station is Tonbridge or Borough Green - the exact address will be available to paid ticket holders.
Do ticket holders get to go in her house? I imagine the furniture is a TINY BIT COMMON :disco:
 

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