UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

Durham Police have said they don't issue fines retrospectively. They didn't for Dominic Cummings and have told the press that recently, but then they also have just reopened this case based on some VIBES from the STOP FUCKING HATE.

Starmer has said he'll resign if he's fined but wouldn't answer if he'd resign if found to have broken the rules but isn't fined.

Boris Johnson has broken the rules a bunch of times and already been fined and is a cunt.

Everyone is coming out of this looking a bit SLIMEY.
 
Starmer and Rayner have both said that they will resign if they are fined over lockdown breaches. Essentially saying to Durham Police, "We fucking dare you".
Their best move. I had half a mind that Starmer might have requested the investigation himself just to shut the Mail up about a story literally nobody gives a shit about.
 
Queen Em on Channel 4 news tonight having to dismiss that there is any consideration of whether she would run for leader if Starmer has to fall on his sword.
 
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It's the switch from "There's a WAR ON! GET OVER IT" to "BEERGATE: DAY 12" that is just wild. Are their readership that fucking DIM?
 
It's the switch from "There's a WAR ON! GET OVER IT" to "BEERGATE: DAY 12" that is just wild. Are their readership that fucking DIM?
They're recycling a year-old story for the fourth time despite it being established there's literally no story there, and they're doing so because it's the only molecule of shit they have to use against Starmer. They're making it the front page despite their studious effort to not report on the many established transgressions of Boris Johnson and repeatedly telling us to get our priorities straight because our government being exposed as endemically corrupt is less important than a war overseas we're not involved in. By definition, anyone who buys a copy at this point is so dim you can't look at them without thinking you've gone blind.
 
Queen Em on Channel 4 news tonight having to dismiss that there is any consideration of whether she would run for leader if Starmer has to fall on his sword.

Is she next in line then?

HANG THE BASTARD! (Sorry Keir, bigger picture and all that)
 
The Mail’s headline today is hilarious. They’re accusing Starmer of trying to pressure the police with his pledge to step down.

They clearly weren’t expecting him to call their bluff like this and they’ve somehow got even more desperate.
 
The Mail’s headline today is hilarious. They’re accusing Starmer of trying to pressure the police with his pledge to step down.

They clearly weren’t expecting him to call their bluff like this and they’ve somehow got even more desperate.
Yeah for all of Starmers wooden centerism I cant help but respect this flex
 
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It shouldn’t be too hard to work out: “The Chief Whip has asked that the MP concerned does not attend the Parliamentary Estate while an investigation is ongoing.”
 

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