UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

I can't see tweets at work, has Gove's absense from PMQs been covered?

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He's supposedly privately told BoJo to go (though we don't KNOW).
 
Can't believe I'm graduating today. I just want to watch TV all day and scroll on my phone.

Imagining your graduation like the end of Cruel Intentions, with growing murmurs in the hall as people disappear out the back as news of more MPs resigning breaks.

Except the part where it’s all about you doing a load of coke
 
I can’t see it but I’m assuming it’s a totally dark room except for single spotlights on Boris and the Council of Elders sitting at towering podiums
Mostly MPs making sneering comments at him while he bumbles back his normal nonsense.
 
He's currently admitting he doesn't understand imperial measures. I'm not sure what this is all about but he's FLOUNDERING.
 
Imagining your graduation like the end of Cruel Intentions, with growing murmurs in the hall as people disappear out the back as news of more MPs resigning breaks.

Except the part where it’s all about you doing a load of coke
I can't prove it won't be about that.
 

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